RAM Gamethread #5

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FAT GIRL LEGS

You going to cwwyyyyyyyyyyyy

where was the damage to the car

bumping this thread to make this redditor shake

There's only one Uso. They just have a guy wearing a green screen suit carrying a mirror whenever they're both on screen at the same time.

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We are all in here

; ^ )

DING-DONG DIDDLY

just you and a bunch of dumbasses

NEW

All in here

Real thread

Ya boiling

you're the most pathetic person on this site. I'll pray for you

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SEETHING

Both of you need to have sex.

We're all in here

you aint had pussy since pussy had you

we're all in here

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>showing that cringe segment again

I am tired of seeing Shaun Janetty

Becketty doesn't get her own cover

HOLY CRINGEOLI

Miz and Ziggler are closing out the show? the hell?

Why do wrestling games look so graphically terrible

>new features are all divashit
>still none of the shit anyone wanted
YIKES

>cucked bya a game cover
lmaooo

Wwe 13 on the fucking wii looked better

is this the real thread or what

Goldberg's coming out

alright i left to go bust a nut at start of womens match. who won?

oldberg is gonna show up if you believe le meltz

yes

>people still buy 2k games
For what purpose?

Why would anyone ever do such a thing?

gotta waste their neetbux on something and it damn sure aint gonna be a girl

Wow does his wife know?

This isn't Goldberg

HEY U FUCKS WAKE THE FUCK UP BECAUSE I TOLD U GUYS LIKE 10 DAYS AGO BUT EVERYONE DOUBTED ME

reminder that meltzer actually said goldberg would show up

Theres 6 minutes left. Lol

Why are Rock and Austin the only legends that get a big pop anymore?

I hope this turns into hbk vs ziggler

because no one else ever drew a dime

Begging ya pinheads to have sex, pleading with you neckbeards
In any case, based Miz with that jacket

Probably one of the worst games ive played. Never again.

>miz and ziggler are closing out the go home raw before summerslam

He won't show up, they're just gonna announce him

H B K

This booking is terrible bros

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More like HBGay

RVD

the fuck does PA RY A mean?

based user

What Jews are to the world

This blonde guy sounds phoney and soft as fuck I can't believe for a second that he could beat up Mike Mizanin

i wish there were still territories or more feds or something so i didn't have to still see shitters like Dolph Ziggler for 15 fucking years or so straight in the same place when he has never been more than a vanilla midcard pity champ at best

OLDBEEEERRRGGG

One more time?

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miz as a face is so boring

HOLY FUCK ITS HAPPENING

YOU ALWAYS READ THE FINE PRINT

Meltz was right!

>We're gonna have Dolph vs Goldberg
>Then Dolph vs Miz on the RAW after
Fuck

OOOOOHHH MYYYYYY HE'S HERE

>no shot of him coming out of the locker room

I think he's doing a reasonably good job but he's clearly much better carrying as a heel.

Hey burgers, are commercials over on USA? Latin American Fox is showing a long ass football ad and it's never ending

AFTER I GET THROUGH WITH YOU DOLPH
MATT RIDDLE
YOU'RE NEXT

how hard would you mark

imagine wasting a Goldberg bout on this instead of Drew

Fuck yes, Goldberg. Based Matt Riddle spoiled it for everyone, but fuck me for being a Goldberg mark.

HBK is iunronically the better match. Why the fuck did they pick oldberg? is it really just because of the occasional mentions?

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that'll be 11.99 plus tip

OOOOOOOOH MMMMYYYY

HE NEVER LEFT BOYS
THAT WAS FUCKING UNEXPECTED

everyone doubted me

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>dolph wants nothing to do with Goldberg tonight
Well no shit, he's terrified of a botch that'll shoot kill him

GOLDBERG VS ADOLPH ZIGGLER

i don't think that contract would hold up in court

>Goldberg on summerslam
>Riddle still in the vanity project
Riddle BTFO

why is this even happening?

dolph got ding-dong diddly workd

Well looks like Dolph is getting buried to AEW

>THAT ENDING
LMAO HOLY FUCK HAHAHAHA

HBK vs Ziggler? Nah who woulda wanted that anyway, not like they're relevant to each other anyway right?

Ziggler vs living concussion is what they wanted, right?

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BASED GOLDBERG

Goldberg looks extra rusty
Dolph might have to hold him down like Regal or he might die

This booking is awful bros... but Goldberg is based.

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He's a great face, they just give him fuckall to do!

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>goldberg vs ziggler
>trish vs charlotte
For what purpose

A stumbling Goldberg in 2019 is still more entertaining then a miz match

Making money

Shawn Superkicking Dolph during/after the match on PPV in pro wrestling booking 101. How do you fuck this up?

Dolph needs to squash him

Guys I lost the cable. How was Miz put out of the match?

he gave it up like a cuck so oldberg can concuss ziggles

goldberg wants to redeem himself after the saudi show and dolph's pretty good at selling
charlotte doesn't want to be left off the ppv, that's it

He said "it's not me on the contract" and it was implied it was Shawn before Shawn said "it aint me" then Goldberg's music hit.

Ziggster was a retard and signed a contract to fight Oldberg without reading it

Pay your fucking bills maybe and then you'd know.

>Dolph signed the contract, but he “didn’t read the fine print.”
>Miz looks HBK
>HBK says the match “isn’t with him”
>Goldberg music hits
>WWE COPYRIGHT 2019

Zigg vs HBK would have been Kino

plus a SCM

Ziggler will go over slowberg at SS

it'll be a squash and goldberg will hit a spear in the first 5 seconds of the match

0% chance of that happening

>ziggler vs goldberg
Why not ziggler vs michaels and zayn vs goldberg?

he hasnt won a single match since he came back, no way he goes over oldberg

>7571804
I hope so but they're too stupid to do it

This match is happening for the same reason taker did the tag match.
Because when a wrestler goes out there and has a stinker of a match, they dont feel right until they go back and have a good match

I wish

Trust me bros Ziggler will go over Oldberg at SS. They will make him sort of the mini boss heel of Raw.

yeah and Curt Hawkins is gonna beat Brock

Sure, why not?

>1 off

who is he?

same desu

BEST LEGS

THIS, Bliss has mad thigh game

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