RAW GAMETHREAD #5

is this where they set up the match between Roman and Bryan?

Ya gonna cwwyyyyyy

This is so fucking stupid

pretty sure she can say OH and shitpost at the same time

Is Bobbo finally going over?

What

real thread here

trannies?

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Go away, Shlomo

I miss CM Punk so much, bros.

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It was Jimmy Uso driving that car. He just had a little to drink.

post more traps

Bases
Cringe

is this supposed to put Roman over?

Good guy Joe. That was a very nice face turn.

JOE FACE TURN?

roman said shit

Why does Joe, a heel, care?

Samoa Bro

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That was my line of thought

Joe and Joe broship

This is ridiculous

because a workplace environment where attempted murder is a regular thing is a negative for all involved

This is terrible bros

No, it s to get samoa joe over.

He'll probably come out and say something like "The only one allowed to kill him is me" or something like that

So uhh

The car had no dent.

>I believe it was a faulty brake in the car. These things happen.

lol how would that even hurt him when he dove in the front and it only hit the back door?

So why does Joe suddenly care about Roman now?

kek

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the car is completely fine

Because this is a shoot

we're all in here

he's the luckiest man on the planet cause he walked away from both of those events unscathed corey

i hope based big dog survives

is joe tsun for roman?

No, we aren't.

I DID IT
I DID IT FOR DA ROCK
I DID IT FOR DA PEOPLE
AND TRUTH BE TOLD
I'D DO IT AGAIN

He can't get any sympy for having actual cancer why do they think anybody cares about this corny car accident shit.

would be kino and kek af

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Based thread

It was Okada back finally from being captured by ninjas back in TNA.

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That could be dimes. Kids love Vegeta

Why is miztv the main event, is goldberg going to show up?

EVERYONE SHUT UP ITS TIME FOR LEXI

Wait what happen to summer slam

BASED

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Asuka has a nice belly.

Let's go Seiko!

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>They're still doing this cringe entrance for asuka and kairi
fucking hell

I THOUGHT WE WAS JUST STREET RACIN, UCE?

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Wtf is up with this gay mash up theme ?

ourgirls

JUST GIVE THEM A NEW THEME YOU LAZY FUCKS

Baesd Lesbos

RENEE SHUT UP

Why did Cole just call KANA Oscar?

Finally, what I'm here for
Braphogs

Why are they called mandy & sonya, I thought their tag team name was fire & desire?

Tiddy time

Nikki Cross looks better in the corset.

I used to say Mandy Night RAW all the time.

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Why does Paige have to be there to ruin the waifu team?

are we watching straight up stevetty, bros?

>still that no effort mashup for the kabuki warriors

either a) to sell it as a shoot or b) to cover his ass when people accuse him of hiring someone to hit roman

Bases

sex with Mandy

Nikki Cross needs to wrestle barefoot.

Ever since Kris Wolf retired, we need a waifu to lose the shoes

Bros, Corey is gonna cum

I thought their tag team name was Sonya and Mandy DeVille

If Vince wants to make the womemes division good, any of those shutters has to take Lexi's boots off

Damn billie’s pissy PHAT

DING-DONG DIDDLY BUST

How long will this match last?

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Did Fatsuka botch her entrance?

Asuka a cute.

>Alexa/Nikki literally no crowd reaction

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This is awesome

OH SHUT UP YOU THONG WEARING FATTY

the driver was Rikishi again

What kind of cumfiesta we in for boys?

Why try when they are never on tv

My crush just found out I like her and it's 100% fucking awkward between us now. I want to kms right now

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iconics have a great theme
god they are fuckin kairi and asuka over hard

dude they just saw someone try to kill roman reigns

damn they all lookin good tonight

how?

do it, faggot

Nobody got a reaction, except a minor pop for the kabukis

Kabuki Warriors will eat the pin first

This is the best thread ever wow

This match is going to be a mess

Too long.

MANdy and Sonya sucked all the air out of the arena with their cringe faux lesbian love affair bullshit

Rikishi trying to muder his entire bloodline like the Halloween Sequels

How old are you

Why did they book that man-face tag match at the beginning of Raw when this women’s match is the real draw?

Yes it did. Also the door got stuck.

ask her out

they're the only faces in the match...

Hahahaha

Time for some cute little lexitoes

lol what a show

if the Shiitconics win we riot

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WWE seems racist enough to eventually have Fatsuka and the Pirate follow Shinsuke around as an asian stable

what was asuka and kairi's tag team name again?

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NEW THREAD

There was a reaction. But you don't HEAR the erections.

Tanooki Warriors

this cringe commercial

>Women
>Draw

Nah its k

>rikishi spiked jey's drink hoping he would crash the car

Toonami Warriors

Nah this thread is better

does anyone actually fap to women wrestlers or is it a meme

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the bukkake experience

That could be dimes though. Just imagine Shinsuke with Kairi and Asuka following as his geishas and comfort women. Wrestlekino

kys this is not related to wrestling

EVERYONE POST IN MY THREAD I HAVE A 2 INCH DICK AND THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET ATTENTION

>20 gauge
>12 gauge shells
>they fit

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well they did with naomi and sasha banks

I hope Bliss and Nikki win but I'll be happy as long as it's not the gooks.

this

The crowd should chant TAKE YOUR BOOTS OFF the whole match

WWE

only when there's this many of good ol' brappers

Sonya looks like she's eating too many doughnuts and stop doing situps.

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I fap to Bliss and Mandy several times a week.

why isn't KANA womans champion

im not particularly amped for nxt takeover

rate their feet 1 to 8

>BILLIES PUSSY

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They are shitting on Renee tonight. It's great

worked

WHY do they pronounce her name Kairi SAYNE again?

>Kikelexa PIss
CRINGE
>IIconics
BASED

PLZ GUYS USE MY THREAD I'VE NEVER HAD SEX AND THIS IS ALL I HAVE

rub her feet you pussy

When did the Aussie shitters get good?

brap and to the left.. brap and to the left.

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THATS FUCKING IT

NO.
THATS IT.

I DEMAND YOU ALL TO GIVE ME A 2 SENTENCE DESCRIPTION OF WHAT PEYTON ROYCE BUTTHOLE LOOK LIKE.

NOW.

Okay I just thought of something. Whats stopping tag teams to just keep on tagging every five seconds and double teaming for the entire match?

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"No"

I'LL TELL YOU IF YOU USE MY THEAD

NOOOOOOO
MY AUSSIES NO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ICONICS BTFO

NOOOOOOOOOO

The Kagooki Comfort-women

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Oh, right, this is why they've kept the women's tag titles off TV

LGTSS
>shitposters

Only to Nia Jax

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i did it 4 the rock

OH SHITE MATE

>IIconics dominating the match and laying everyone out
They actually forgot they're supposed to be weak chicken shit heels huh?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK THIS BOOKING

Is this the main event?

>IIconics being based

Shit that was actually a really good start

90 SECONDS

FUCK THIS COMPANY

>botches the knee
christ please let the chinks win

Brown, a few specs of poopdust and a stray hair

we're all in here

holy cringe

She asked to use my phone and saw I had saved pictures of her. She didn't come right out and say anything but I could tell by her body language that that is what she saw.

22

Wouldn't that make it more awkward?

Fuck the lesbians I wanted to see the aussies dominating the gooks and the jews

kys

>Billie Kay pinned
Fuck this

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stop

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WAIT
wasn't this supposed to be a SumerSlam match?

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based

I'm making the next gamethread guys

huh I think I remember that too?

DING-DONG DIDDLY WHAT IS THIS SHIT

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Dude you’re a fucking geek

THIS is the thread

Hey, lookame
lookame, c'mon
Do it

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I hope Bliss pins Asuka to win the belts

Your parents know you watch wrestling?

>Wouldn't that make it more awkward?
yes, but at that point at least she will stop talking to you altogether, or she could say yes and you could get your dick wet

NEW THREAD

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Go back to /pol/ Nazi incel

Fuck it, let's go.

The Jews are next
Sonya will pin oscar and Mandy will fall in love with /ourdyke/

In Japanese they spell it セイン , which says "Sein".

Its not a real Japanese name, it's just a meme on the Insane Elbow WWE came up with.

Wolf retired!? Wtf

i smell like shit and feel sticky
should i take a shower or keep watching RAW?

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Elsa Jean gimmick

Not even close to 300 post faggot

Stop you fucking faggot and your slpadick no draw thread

we're all in here

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Based fans just sitting in silence for this match to make Asuka and Kairi feel at home.

Why is Paige still around?

Yea, we will never be blessed with her cute toes again

THIS is the only non-homosexual new thread, use it

People actually paid money to watch this shit live.

cute

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>kairi vs alexa
wow pretty based

>cringe inducing /wooo/tards doing cancer trash like always
BAN EVERY SINGLE /WOOO/TIST NOW

I hope Sonya Dykeville suffers a career-ending and life-threatening injury

Kairi + Lexi = maximum kawaii

>trying to lift Fatsuka
what a beast

Like a ruptured asshole?

I was actually interested for a second

Alexa still taping over her tattoos

haha that mandy botch

>caring about womeme's wrestling
You're the only /woo/tist here

noooo mandy

another Mandy botch ahahahaha

BASED ASUKA

This match is overbooked bros there's too many people in the match for anyone to get over and the crowd is dead its a HARD booking backfire to fail at getting 4 teams over than succeeding in getting one or two over

When people talk about WWE's booking being bad this is it

Kairi vs Lexi would be the ultimate waifu match
I hope they main event next year's wrestlemania in a barefoot match

Rollerino

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT

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OH NO NO NO DYKEBROS

She didn't realize how heavy Oscar was.

based

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I don't give a ding-dong diddly fuck about women's wrestling but making a shit ton of threads is retarded

Did Kairi forget her spot?

How many fucking commercials do you cunts put up with watching this shit? Fuck me I'm going back to animu and video games.

>fatgook botching the finish

>Kapoopy warriors

yuck

NEW THREAD

>There's still 25 minutes left.
What else could there possibly be? Goldberg?

Guys stop this thread war shit what the fuck. Who the fuck gives a fucm about being an anonymous OP in a discussion thread. Fucking retarded as fuck.

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did sonya forget the whole fucking match? she looked completely lost out there

What does BC stand for?

Mandy did by trying to lift fatsuka

nobody needs to get over because none of this is relevant to any feud

More fucking ads? FUCK THIS SHIT

im just staying in this thread
fuck you faggots and your thread wars

The car that tried to kill Roman will cut a promo.

Worked

>She didn't realize how heavy Oscar was.

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C-C-CAN IT BE..!

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Eat more donuts and pussy, virgin

Based Cuckeruero

boner crusher

best new thread of the bunch

does Kairi speak english?

Fresh bread

Bukkake Warriors.

Butt cum

What were they chanting?

better than mommy does

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Let's be honest, bukkake warriors are not ready for the belts

CM PUNK
CM PUNK
CM PUNK

Kairi looks cute but she screams like a man

>kabuki girls

oh no renee

why are they shit chanting this match

A MESSAGE TO ALL AUTISTIC NU-JAPAN THREADSPLITTERS

YOU ARE

A R E

GETTING BANNED.

i am not fucking kidding. Youre shitting up this entire board and i DONT GIVE A FUXKING

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If i get banned for calling you out like this but i am ASSURING YOU
If you post that shit ONE MORE TIME in MY THREAD i will find you, track you down, and break your kneecaps with a tire iron.

You think its that hard to trace an IP on a board and website that doesnt even private your IP each time you send a post request?

Just wait and see buddy.
Its done.

cope

Neither team are over.

Nikki's lower back is so sexy, bros.

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the botching

because it's trash

they are the only ones who can wrestle

This booking is terrible bros

>getting the heat on Asuka
>hot tag to Kairi
Finlay is a hack

Asuka and Nikki's boobage is on point tonight.

Because they are women

based

based kairi

based autism stomps

HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Blissberg is finished

hopefully that dropkick to the spine will end Asuka's career

ITS TIME
ITS TIME
ITS BARONI TIME

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of fucking course

NEW THREAD

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You were saying?

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kek that sell

What the absolute fuck WWE this is fucking retarded shit. Jesus fucking christ.

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well

alright

KEK

WEABOOS BURIED

welp that was shit

Graves is based

Are they doing the Bliss is using Nikki storyline?

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>it's a blissberg episode

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you mad?

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GET IN HERE

BTFO

Renee is so bad. Fuck.

BASED LEXI

OH NO NO NO YOSHIFAGS BTFO

>(You)

HOLLLYWOOOD BLIISSSSSSS

BASED BLISS

Jesus Christ Nikki just sit on my fucking face

LAST THREAD OF THE NIGHT

>heel champs replaced with another heel tag team

lol okay

nah just annoyed. I am not a fan of randomly paired 'tag teams' and I prefer groups that hold the belts to be actual tag teams. I would have been happy if the IIconics retained since they're an actual tag team while Bliss/Cross are just two singles wrestlers slapped together with duct tape.

what a qt

Ya seethin'?

This booking is terrible bros

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he mad

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ziggler and the miz are closing out the show or did i miss that segment?

If you're gonna have talking champs instead of working champs why would you take a step down from the iiconics to give it to bliss and nikki?

This broad makes my willy go "Splurt Splurt!"

Why?

Based DREAM

now that it's almost over, was this episode based or cringe

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