Ladies, if a guy tells you he watches WWE, it's code for I have a small penis and can't get it up
He's also into getting dildos shoved up his ass
Ladies, if a guy tells you he watches WWE, it's code for I have a small penis and can't get it up
Asher Hall
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Luis Peterson
I can get it up.
Wyatt Sanders
Ladies, if a "man" tells you "he" watches AEW it's code for I got my penis chopped off
Isaiah Adams
But if he says he watches gatoh move you just KNOW that sumbitch is rockin it down there
Logan Richardson
Women's rights.
Matthew Hughes
E Drones BTFO yet again
Hudson Johnson
excuse me, us E CHADS are a bunch of high test men
Hunter Hughes
Damn it feels good to be a Stardom chad
Mason King
Fellas, remember that girl is not cute, she is just young, she is not thic, she's on her tippy toes and she is not living he best life she is having an emotional breakdown in front of our very eyes and self medicating with booze and drugs.
Caleb Torres
holy based
Zachary Mitchell
Heh, well ladies would you like to come over, and partake in some 1980s Japanese Women's Professional Wrestling? No? We'll fuck you ya dumb bitch go hang out with Chad I don't even care!
Anthony Anderson
Damn fucken right
Xavier Williams
Mason Wilson
Slightly above average and very high test but yeah
Asher Cooper
Based Norm poster.
Ryder Hall
*Renders yankie stand up obsolete in your path*
Thomas Long
What part of AEW are you all from, lads?
Dominic Richardson
but I don't watch WWE
Evan Nguyen
Thank you based norm for drawing the house
Isaiah Sanchez
This
Kayden Kelly
It's fingers, not dildos.
Jonathan Edwards
it's true my girlfriend fucks me with a strap on
Charles Watson
Kek
Samuel Ortiz
Mostly true
When I tell my wife “I wanna watch WWE today.” It’s code for “I wanna watch you get blacked tonight.”
I usually can’t get my small penis up, the exception is when my wife calls up one of her Shelton fuckbuddies to pound her all night long on our marital bed.
On those days I can get rock hard, of course I get a little help from “D’Ldo Brown”, that’s the nickname we gave to the black dildo my wife bought me for our anniversary, so I just sit on that bad boy and enjoy that 9” star pounding Shelton gives her while I chant “FUCK FOREVER”.
Once they finish I me my wife always congratulates Shelton on his work rate, though if she takes too long I start chanting CM Punk, so she’ll wrap it up and let me lick the jizz dripping from her pussy.
Thomas Flores
>D’Ldo Brown
FUCKING BASED
Justin Nguyen
Oy vey!
Bentley Reed
>if she takes too long I start chanting CM Punk
>not Semen Spunk
Missed opportunity desu
Nathaniel Foster
I say OP gets a pass just for the D’Ldo
Easton Moore
Hahahhahahhahhahaa
Adrian Long
>Beta cucks bowing to a midget wrestler in a super hero cosplay
Wuh-oh
Joseph Rodriguez
YIKES
Juan Clark
Gavin Flores
Wyatt Morris
>D’Ldo Brown
Charles Lopez
based as well as red-pilled.
Daniel Diaz
>watching wrestling
>having an autistic console war between wrestling companies
Have sex, watching any modern wrestling other than the RR is pathetic
Lincoln Scott
Jaxson Myers
That's someone who regrets being a WWE fan
Tyler Thompson
Lady comedian. GTFO
Henry Cox
KWAB
Anthony Cruz
>that moment when you realize being an "E Chad" made you look like an E-diot
Isaiah Brown
Juan Edwards
This is what art looks like
Jeremiah Bell
Jerry is such a fucking cuckold
Jace Cook
I approve this post
Adrian Carter
based pepe working the marks into a frothing seethe
Hudson Baker
Based
Xavier Baker
>this is what its all about
kek
Isaiah Ross
legendary post and checked
Ryder Parker
Liam Miller
why does the RR get a pass? it's arguably more of a lame overplayed gimmick than anything else
Noah Peterson
shes talking about smarks, not anti-smarks, or the casuals. the anti-smarks and casuals are more into rape, or date rape.
Levi Wood
>female comedian
>penis joke
>vagina joke
>goodnight everybody
Jaxson Perry
it's just some friendly asian men giving the jewish man who circumsized them some equal treatment
>YOU CHOPPAH ME? ME CHOPPAH YOU!
Asher Green
There are no ladies here, except me.