RAM Gamethread #2

It feels like they have absolitely no idea of what to do with the midcard

you don't have to believe me tho, but your lady can get thiccer just by using yor dick. Their hormones love it.

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Be honest, asp.

When was the last time you even fucking SPOKE to a woman.

HARD MODE: NOT A FAMILY MEMBER

Watch, this will prove that all of you actually are just like those two shooters:
>bitter
>incel
>wwe fans (both shooters likes WWE on fb or twitter, hence why they paid respects tonight)

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Thread is moving so fast no one will notice how much my fertile bussy is ovulating >:3c

Holy shit, that was ALMOST like when Perro Aguayo died, even Mysterio looked at him for a bit to see if he was ok

Andrade looks like he's getting kinda fat. He cant draw with that chubby body.

You would think he'd lose weight and hit the gym for summerslam, it's only their second biggest event!

Guys do you realise this RAW is actually pretty good so far?

Mysterio is on fire lately.

my gf is making my dinner right now

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I played Donkey Kong for years and now I fight every gorilla I see.

The best Mysterio is when he actually got his mask taken away back in the 90s.

OP wants to be a superstar by starting gamethread 2 early

last week, got hit on by two girls at a bar. They were attractive, but country. Eww.

>uuuh...ohhhh!
thanks Renee

I’m a closet wrestling fan. I am also into football, rugby, but mainly bodybuilding. I talk to women every day.

this morning I texted a coworker
yesterday spoke to a cashier

Nah the best Rey moments was the dumb plotline of him,Dominic, and Eddie.

>fertile bussy

I wanna see Zelina take bbc

despite all the evidence to the contrary?

What would you do with the midcard if they gave you the book, Chief?

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i talk to the female cashiers every day, bro

Which is exactly why there are so many mass shootings in europe and japan

>23 posters

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this, nigga was cool and my manlet friends finally had someone to play as on the school's playground

swap the whole midcard with NXT and see if anyone notices

Intergender eating contest between Owens and Asuka. Winner gets the 24/7 belt.

This spic shit is still going on?

Priscilla Kelly pls go, your womb is surely rotten

Get off our board, Nash

I think I'm gonna go take a shower after this match if the next segment doesn't sound interesting

Watch CMLL

That Swedish guy or whatever had high score for a while

>dat wolfpac sign in the crowd
DUDE 92 LMAO

Think we will hit more record low ratings tonight asp?

Asuka goes over clean

>kicking out of Judas Effect

why do people like andrade? he's fucking boring

PURE KINO

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okay. don't forget to scrub your feet.

I blame non-whites and hip-hop.

How based would it be if based trump told both these feel to go back kek

Where did Dominic go, he was on every episode a few months ago.

cuz Meltzer gave him 5 stars once

he got deported

why is this match still going

Why are they showing so many picture in pictures for pretty much nothing?

Idk he also does the worst version of that turnbuckle stomp, hes kind of a geek

I have front row Sumerslam tickets. Should my sign say “KWAB” or “Summer 92”

He was on twitter saying anti trump shit and he got his ass handed to him by Vince

HIS FUCKING NECK

WHAT RHE FUCK PILEDRIVERS ARE BANNED

Imagine what shoot double knees would do to a guy

Monday Night White Genocide

What does kwab mean?

It's my dawg, lil rey rey

i legit get angry someone gets to put their dick inside of vega that isnt me, i convince myself shes bad in bed to feel better

andrade needs a haircut

Summer of 92

if this was NJPW, Meltzer would give this match 4 stars at least

Still training for the plotline where Rey retires and hands him the mask

its gonna be kino

POWERBOMB

I never said they caused shootings i said they normalize violence. so does movies, some music, internet, etc. whether a society where violence is normalize causes its people to be violent is uncertain.

La muñeca esta muy linda hoy.

WWE needs more Lucha style shit

This is kino

They're making a great match retard. Both these guys are getting over huge right now with the whole audience because that's what happens when people have wrestling matches, WWE is learning their lesson.

>This is incredible!
Nah, it's boring as shit

This is very true

based goblina

>lucha house party

Are powerbombs the most based move?

Definitely Summer '92

that was a pretty fun match

why would the ref care about removing the mask

too bad they made Lucha House Party into a fucking joke

>Selena getting BLACKED tonight

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BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
NEVER DREW A DIME

Can somebody answer this? I need to know too

Selina Vega is the new Steve Austin!

wtf I love Dominic now

hey, you realize we used to fight wars and kill people in hoards....right??
like, for centuries

yes

>OH MY GOD, WHAT A MATCH! DID YOU SEE HOW MANY MOVES THEY DID?

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kek, what a bitch. used in threads talking about a fake story about kevin nash getting raped at gunpoint by some black guys in the summer of 92

kek what a bitch

kill women and babies

Kevin was anally blasted

It was a solid 3 stars imo, good match

While this match was good I swear the "OMG REY GOT HIS MASK TAKEN OFF" got old like 10 years ago. Even older if you count the pre WWE days.

Kek what a bitch

literal crickets after the match, retard

hair vs mask with Zelina's hair on the line would be based

>feel a little bad for the kids in front row wearing the Mystero masks watching Rey job yet again

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FIRST EVER PREGNANT CHAMPION

What do you think about selina s stunner?

depends who delivers it
if it's adam cole giving it to gargano? no

>kicking out of everything
>flippy floppy

keep it at nxt jesus christ

How does this continue?

did that just say special guest referee kurt angle for drew vs cedric?

get in here

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My wife like 5 minutes ago. If that doesn't count then one of my friends yesterday.

yeah

she's getting less attractive by the week
>this ob/gyn set

Am i the only one who really likes this angle for the 24/7? She has been great

Totally a real doctors office

based

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recaps after recaps

IT'S THE GREATEST

They're also normalising homosexuality and sexual expression, mental health issues, etc.

It doesn't really encourage anything, just puts out there and makes it less taboo. It's why things like MMA is popular, people dont see it as a crude dangerous thing now.

Send link

I dont even know what your trying to prove here?

eat a dick and dilate

Stop being a faggot and killing the business look at all the positive commentary about that match between a literal legend and a young prospect that got them both over and entertained everyone

Kelly Kelly better be here.

BRUH

I LEAVE DOR FUCKING 3 MONTHS AND TAKE A BREAK FROM WWE AND COME BACK TO A LITERAL KEKHOLD ANGLE?

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

NOOOO OHHH NO NO....

DEFEND THIS E DRONES HOLY SHIT LMFAOOOO

Unironically god-tier story arc for the 24/7.

so the doctor is Truth rigth?

posted in the name

no trannies, sorry

Both

This is not a real clinic

couldnt agree more

of course the cuck is bald and has a beard

God I hope they show her bare feet in the stirrups

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the state of this set holy shit

im guessing its drake

>going to a doctor's office that uses a curtain for a wall

>Doctor's office with a massive purple curtain and TVs that say OBGYN

This is some Cornette-era TNA production value.

How the fuck did Maria's belly grew already within 2 weeks?

*gets face slammed into a tranny's ass*

PREGNANT CHAMP PREGNANT CHAMP

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How can you believe that little mustang is bad in bed?

>the obgyn cant even afford a wall and has a curtain separating the waiting room

think I'd find a better dr d e s u

Remember when hitler and fdr used to stream apex legends?

Considering how many times his wife was piledrived by New Jack he should know all about that.

Is Maria really pregnant or am I being worked? Also, what the fucking is WWE endgame with the 24/7? They had a great thing going with R Truth and Drake now they just killed all the beauty about the championship.

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>That cheap ass "clinic" setup

his wife is a bitch there isn't any cucking you complete sperg. chill the fuck out

RESPECT WOMEN BRO

so this is the notoriously bad WWE healthcare...

Hordes, not hoards

THAT'S NOT RESPECTING WOMEN!!!!

She's kayfabely pregnant

i know she couldnt be. but it's how i cope

Go fuck yourself.

She's not lexi so no one should care

im fucking bored already and i just tuned in and im out.

We already established it was a cuck angle. The first segment Maria said she doesn't even know if the baby was his, that means she fucked other men. That makes him a cuckold because she has cuckholded him, that's what that word means.

they can't keep doing the same thing over and over

They were on equal footing, but now both must face a boss monster

Some chincy ass doctors office

>not having Bliss sitting in the waiting room also

What a wasted opportunity.

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he went from based to boomercringe with his "le politically incorrect"

what? is any of this real??

youtube.com/watch?v=ryJteQTPBlU

This company is rolling in record amounts of money and that doctor's office was just embarrassing. Big purple drapes and a television with OBGYN on it, lol. Cheapest looking shit they did since the Roman "murder attempt" last week.

I am the table

cringe

INCELS RISE UP

My mom says I'm a draw

BASED

Is the title even worth anything else?

LMAO

>Truth in waiting room

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WTF SWERVE

Mike cucked his wife... redemption arc

BASED

Fucking based, all of this.

HOLY FUCKING BASED

Ok now this is epic

HOLY BASED

wtf BASED

BASED TRUTH

Based girl ref getting the call up.

Based Jessica on raw

good point

welp

That segment went from shit to kino to shit so fast I got whiplash

>it's the Roll Up Championship

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Okay I admit, that was gold

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How can AEW compete with this.

I cannot believe im watching a literal KEK GIMMICK on pg television.

Speaking of abortions, here's Becky Lynch...

LMFAO BASED

R-Truth going the dave chapelle narrative.

IT'S JUST LIKE SNL!!!
TOP LOL XD XD

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BASED

>a becky promo
cringe

*rants in potato*

>Bex has the mic

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Actually a decent promo from Bex. First time in months

Unironically why I started watching wrestling

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here

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Reminder that R-Truth is the top name in wrestling today. Whoever wins the G1 will never draw one-tenth of Truth's dimes.

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>OBGY not
Kek

That was no dimes, but I'll be damned if I say I saw it coming that way. Score one to creative.

>Remember when hitler and fdr used to stream apex legends
i understand that this is satire but i never said that normalized violence causes people to be violent. also its all not black and white, there are wildcards like hitler n shit. sorry i brought up something u didnt like about ur precious little vidya. stay worked

>Instagram
>duckface
Is she talking about blowjobs?

Becky is so fucking bad now. Just fuck off.

Canadians rise up

they have the Librarians

>Becky again
>talking about social media

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holy cringe can this bitch cut a non cringe inducing promo?

Ok, That got a kek from me

Promo-cutting is dead

cringe

BASED BROCK SAVING THIS SHITSHOW

becky is so cringe

>you can't even break my arm because if you break my arm I'm still not going to tap
lol wtf

Natty wins by a BRAAPshooter

Nattie is somehow worse at promos than Becky

close. rimjobs.

>women talking instead of cooking, cleaning, and serving their man

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Unironically dilate

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the opening match was ever more pointless now

The 24/7 segments would be even better if Morgan Freeman explains everything

How does Becky talk about social media when her boyfriend is the biggest fag on Twitter?

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Does Becky have a nosejob?

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>kicked your leg out of your leg

Natty is a braplet

massive pop for Brock

What the fuck was wrong with what she said? She told Nattie that she should have been working instead of posting selfies on Instagram

ok posted pics for u

Finally some fucking good tv is coming up. Based brockovich gonna wreck some manlets

you know this is a fake fighting show for little kids, right???

Please let bork repeat last RAW

Just tuned in on this shit show. What happened?

holy based

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BADASSSS MMMM

Nia broke her shit so they had to build her a new one

what did i miss?

The real question about their SummerSlam match is... who will screw Natalya?

So is Becky supposed to be a heel? Because I'm not sure if she's trying to work me or not with this gigantic shit talking cunt gimmick she's got going on.

i have a date in 20 minutes am i looking good

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cuck angle, mexicans and women

got a (you) and it's only thr 2nd thread!

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and it has since been beaten every other week in the states

literally nothing

I bet Vince pissed his pants with laughter when they wrote that.

the fuck is on your head??

You see this on your couch

what do you do?

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Titus O'Neil

They're trying to push her as the next Stone Cold except without any charisma or good booking

Based new Slipknot song on the NXT commercial

Seth's real name is Colby López

what a weird looking dude

Why would a grown man dye their hair. I don't get it bros.

Fucking shave, get a hair cut and hit the gym.

man did u photoshop ur eyes

>good womens tag match carried by Charlotte Flair and Nattie Neidhardt
>Great Rey/Andrade match
>Truth wins 24/7 title change skit

she's the only chick that got a fart gimmick

Nia is coming back and will cause a no contest or something retarded

When's Kairi

Kinda sounded like Charlie said SourSlam

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Tonight made it pretty clear Nattie is the heel. Especially after she pushed Trish

I FELT THE DIMES AROUND ME
MAKES ME BUY ALL THE THINGS I NEED
I WONDER WHATS HAPP ON A S P
SHITPOSTING WITH MY BRO IM SO COMFY

:)

Slipknot rules!!

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ADAM KEK BAAAYBAAAAY

that was fucking fast holy shit

Should I get the same haircut as Brock

>no pyro for brock
almost makes me mad

>Brock out already

The rest of the show is going to be complete shit.

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sharex nibba

BASED BROCK

I honestly don't know a thing about the shootings. Don't want to know either shooter's name. Don't want to hear anything about "wah guns" "muh guns". This shit is tragic but it is super dee duper not my fucking problem. If I'm going to waste my time talking about dead people I'm sure as hell not going to waster my time on anybody from this godforsaken century. Unless it relates to wrasslin', mind you.

>they're trying to make her Stone Cold
Oh God it's even worse than I thought

glad they wrapped up the 24/7 in the first hour so I can turn this shit off

finally something not so fucking soi

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niggers that keep track of their you's need to have sex

they rarely appear on tv but when they do it is always late in the show

wolfpac sign in the crowd

Yes that's a true man haircut

lookin great felix

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third hour is going to drop it like its hot

Well Becky sure ain't going good on being a face, considering she hit her trainer in the balls for no fucking reason whatsoever

Mike Lient looking good

get Moxley's

BIG COCK BROCK TIME

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I think one happened in Ohio and I can't even guess at the other one's state. I'm done with this shit.

>Trooth Bombz being based
What timeline is this?

But I only weigh 125 lbs and I’m 6 foot

NEW GAMETHREAD

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this jew should fuck off already

>no, they're not rhetorical

>impregnates your yoshiwaifu in your path

we have Ohio and Dimes emojis

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Brock not going out with the lucha house party dancing around with faggot rollins being the true faggot

>you guys are still watching wwe

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can someone post that pic of Titus fixing Paul Heyman's tie? kthxbye

based Paul dying what hair he has left

Based user collecting digital replies on a Taiwanese cat shaving forum

People need to FEAR white men
The kid you ignore in the corner listening to slipknot?
The one you said wrestling was fake too?
Yeah the one with the Chris benoit shirt?

Watch out...

NEW

Brock don't want to suck his faggot toe

please have sex

Why do they have to recap every fucking thing before every fucking promo? We fucking know what happened

Facial feminization surgery

>that face she makes halfway down the steel ramp in those heels

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Man guys my girlfriend got off work early so now i can't fucking watch raw with y'all, she wants to go out to eat because the hospital was busy as shit tonight snd shes "stressed"

I literally only get Mondays to relax because she's supposed to work till like 10.

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Just cum in her mouth when Bliss comes on. That should be enough of a dinner for her

So what is the point of this?

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filler