Autistic shit you do because of wrestling

>getting some water
>get ice tray out of the freezer
>twist it so all the cubes pop loose
>pretend it's the sound of glass shattering and do Stone Cold mannerisms while I sing the Disturbed verison of his theme

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>murder my kid
>murder my wife
>hang myself

>wake up in the morning
>first thing i do is the legend killer pose

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I unironically do the Benoit warmup thing when I am at the gym. Its just an effective way to stretch your neck and shoulders.

I got fired from my customer service job for saying to a customer on the Dell IT helpline
>ya seethe bitch? ya ding-dong diddly boiling?
When management confronted me and pulled me into the office and played the call back I started laughing and said
>OHNONONONO! KWAB! That's pure 92!
It's like they didn't even understand the humor i was providing in addition to service and for some reason told me to leave and not come back

you dont do that because of wrestling you do that because you're autistic

Based

>masurbate to gay porn

I rock bottom my friends sometimes at a party night

>Disturbed version

Fucking based

If I'm really high I'll walk around my apartment like ishii with my chin lowered and arms out at my sides

>walking down the stairs
>hum the shieldettys theme

Most mornings I mutter "cup o'coffee in the big time yeaaahh" at least once.

I listen to wrestlers themes and think up promos in my head

I watch wrestling.

bases

>imagine cutting promos on customers at work when they’re being annoying
>smell something good, do the Rock’s sniff and raise eyebrow
>replace song lyrics with a verse about Nash getting raped

>Work in a produce store
>walk in
>eye up a sack of potatoes
>look at the Mexican workers
>Let out a massive Brock Lesnar roar
>F5 taters
>Mexicans shake their heads and walk out of the room muttering beaner lingo

I used to give my boyhood dachshund very gentle spinebusters onto pillows. I’m a safe worker so it bever hurt him but his selling was awful. Sure he’d lay there but his tail was wagging all over.

>mom won't let me borrow the car keys
>give her a stone cold stunner through the dining table

based doggo not putting over a simp even if he loves him, because business is business.

Buy and play with wrestling action figures. Does it make it worse knowing I have a girlfriend who's cool with it?

I did it up until I was 17. I even bought 'work rate' figures like paul london for my own ROH league. Thank god I developed a bit

Im 30 =). Its not like I pull them out daily and play with them, but its great stress reliever.

What thing? Hanging yourself from a Bowflex?

I do this too. Based

Finger my asshole.

Good to hear. Ricochet and Bobby lashley should be coming out at the end of the month.

I'm no longer 10 so I don't care!

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