Are there any wrestling or MMA moves that could protect me in a mass shooting?
Are there any wrestling or MMA moves that could protect me in a mass shooting?
James Peterson
Juan Nguyen
kage bunshin no jutsu
Juan Peterson
probably just rolling and diving to the floor
Dylan Martinez
The frankensteiner
Blake Gomez
Superman punch
Kayden Thomas
challenge the shooter to a CHOPPA battle. fighting spirit will keep you from going into shock at least until the pinfall.
Ryan Rivera
Surfboard
Andrew Wood
>Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, nice gun kid, but I'm about to hit you with the purest strikes this side of Parts Unknown.
Xavier Allen
kek
Michael Wright
Superkick
Brandon Gomez
superplex
Asher Cox
Yeah, use karate to learn how to pull out your gun really fucking fast.
Christian Baker
the worm
Jonathan Perez
Okada’s Rainmaker entrance
>make it rain cash
>shooter gets really excited
>shooter grabs money, but it’s Japanese yen and useless in Clappistan
>run away while shooter is confused and upset
Hunter Powell
do a canadian destroyer
Logan Davis
Thomas White
Are you american user? Maybe you should move to a first world country, would be the best way to protect yourself these days.
Aiden Hughes
based ignorant yuropoor not knowing that "first world" is code for "NATO-aligned"
Nathaniel Campbell
trying to do the worm would probably make the news
Jason James
>this side of Parts Unknown.
Anthony Morgan
La magistral cradle
Parker Martin
blade yourself then play dead
Connor Williams
Audibly keked
Adrian Hughes
Just exit the USA
Gavin Ward
based and ric-flairpilled
Parker Bell
dont be a pussy pussy
Luis Rogers
Don't go into the business for yourself
Charles Hernandez
the pillman 9mm
Aaron Long
Hiding under the ring and only coming out once everyone is eliminated.
Nathan Brooks
run like hell away!
Kayden Russell
I just added 6 months to your contract, user.