Triplemania XXVII thread 3:

She was supposed to take a ladder bump. Instead she took a floor bump.

Tormenta just turned her leg into sawdust

3 I think

Missed a ladder spot. Landed back first on the floor instead of hitting the ladder.

Missed the ladder completely and landed on her tailbone.

that womens match sort of btfo wwe women. everyone trying to get there shit in and someone takes the belt instead of looking like a geek like in womens MitB

>start the match by attacking a woman in a wheelchair
>end up in a wheelchair at the end of the match

pottery

tormenta was supposed to win for a later mask vs mask with title match.

Previous

where are the tarps, what's wrong with mexicans, do they actually watch wrestling lol

same I'd like to have that chin rub my ass tho

Kek

KWAB

I know you burgers don't care, but Nutri Deli milk is actually pretty fucking BASED

She was supposed to senton bomb from the top turnbuckle to a ladder layed across from the ring to the barricade. Security even helped out by holding the ladder still. She botched it and landed on the outside floor.

Want a Nutri Deli now.

Killer kross

sold out

Noooo Shani lost, damnit!!

BAILAN LAS ROCHAS
TAMBIEN LAS CHETAS

based scarslut

Is that really how you pronounce Bordeaux

Boys, is Bork Lesnar watching this? Is he crying?

Based Kross
>Scarlett has a different set of gear for walking with him
Also based

BASED CAIN
BASED CAIN
BASED CAIN
If Cain comes out to his UFC mariachi theme I WILL MARK HE FUCK OUT

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Bored Dough

BASED NENE MALO

It's hard to believe a show this long and this good is free on Twitch.

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Im such a Taurus mark

did i hear the name Cain Velasquez?

not in france

ow my tailbone

Her head took a nasty bump after missed spot, hope she only has a concussion.

killer kross is not 6'4

if north korea had pro wrestling would it be called Juche Libre?

BASED PSYCHO CLOWN

Flamethrower glove upgraded to Guitar

DIMES DIMES DIMES DIMES

One thing I love about lucha libre is that the ring announcer always hypes up each wrestler as they introduce them.

this guy is the ace of the company?

PSYCHO
>PSYCHO
PSYCHO
>PSYCHO
PSYCHO
>PSYCHO
PSYCHO
>PSYCHO
PSYCHO
>PSYCHO
PSYCHO
>PSYCHO
PSYCHO
>PSYCHO

>Tana
Plays air guitar like a nerd
>Psycho clown
Axe-guitar with a flamethrower

NJPWho BTFO

the fucking flamethrower axetar, goddamn

THE FACE THAT RUNS THE PLACE

BASED ENTRANCE

this literal clown is the biggest draw in mexico
whats your excuse wwe

Based granny Hamada

BASED CODY
FINALLY A DRAW ON THIS SHOW

>0 reaction to CAWdy

Imagine the amount of merch this guy would sell in the wwe. Those clown masks are sick

No reaction.

>cody
DROPPED
even psychad clown can’t save this dope

Who is this slapdick no draw simp?

>no pop
Kek

cody's music fucking sucks

This has a "big fight feel" to it

>CAWdy
OH NO NO NO NO NO

Yes, why I don't know?

Why is CAWdy cosplaying as a deflated albino version of hollywood hogan?

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM WANNA MESS WITH THAT

>The Throne Breaker
ding-dong diddly cringe

SO MANY PESOS HOLY SHIT PSYCHO

This is so fucking BASED I can't belive it

based GOATy

CODY RHODES based AAA not giving a fuck that WWE owns the name

its mainly a showcase for Cain teaming with the top face

BASED CAIN GETTING A BIGGER POP THAN CAWDY

WTF
Since when LOL??

HOLY FUCKING PESOS

HOLY SHIT MARKING OUT BROS CAIN CAIN CAIN!!!

since now

Cain looks fucking small.

Kek

LET IT SINK IN

who is this guy and why is mark striker marking out?

Looks fat

>born in california
>barely speaks spanish
>reps mexico

i hope this gringo's knees explode

Cain with a mask wtf?

Has Cain recovered from that other ufc guy btfo him when he said he speaks better spanish than Cain?

this is a main event?
pretty based, regardless

He beat Brock Lesnar. Let that sink in.

Kino time

>beat Brocketty
kek

2 more matches after this

Nah it's a mask vs hair between Blue Demon and Rey Wagner

>chicanolards

Not even once

holy ding-dong diddly based

Manotas Jr. VS Papa Pitufo mask or hair match its the main event.

Main event is Wagner vs Blue Demon.

thanks

Still got Blue Demon Jr vs Wagner (Mask v Hair) and a rematch of the 6 man from Fyter Fest.

>cody chants
DIMES

wtf, bros, i'm making the switch
i'm an chAAAd now

>CAWDY bringing midcard WWE style to a lucha show.
KWAB

goddamn this bull guy has a 10/10 look

What the fuck is CAWdy doing?

Jesus fuck what's up with spanish commentators throwing out buzzwords every other sentence.

Is half the fucking roster clowns?

Kross looked better as a skinhead tb.h

Cain Velazquez does flippy shit?

HOLY SHIT
a 'rana

holy based Cain

BROCK IS CRYING RIGHT NOW

CAIN IS DIMES

WTF?

Fucking Savinovich sucking AEWs dick so hard

the fuck
is cain actually good?

HOLY BASED FLIPPY SHITTER CAIN

BASED FUCKING CAIN

KEK LESNAR BTFO

>completely misses a ladder

I'm impressed

yes

CAIN IS READY
GIVE HIM THE STRAP

>tfw we could have had Cain vs Brock at Summerslam

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CULERO

Brocketty in tears right now

Brock still gets PTSD whenever he hears his name

Cody fucking sucks

B R O W N P R I D E
R
O
W
N

P
R
I
D
E

BASED KROSS

CAIN IS FUCKING PESOS HOMIES

killer kross would look SO much better without those tattoos, damn

Cody with that go to commercial suicide dive.

>the state of mexican high quality tables

these tables

Cain much better than I expected.

cain submits texano

Cain making these girls wet and crying PUT THE STRAP ON HIM HES READY

>That prieto with the Kenny Omega shirt

Fucking kek

CAWdy along for the ride ONCE AGAIN, absolute shitter

Protect her smile Yea Forums

>Cain wife
so much for brown pride, eh?

id 92 Cain's daughter

This was so much better than it had the right to be

whoa, who's this luchadora? she's BUILT for BWC

who is the babe in the mask? she got a nice ass

>The crowd throwing a psycho clown mask for him to wear
Basado

CAIIIIIIN

KAAAAAAAANE
KAAAAAAAANE

Screenshot? kek

Can't believe Cody is wrestling in this shitshow just to get Cain on AEW

Taurus made Cain look great

>Cain almost broke Texano Jr. arm

Kek

Kross yelling was enough to get me interested in this storyline

All those trips to Thailand were to get tattooed by Buddhist monks. So cringe.

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they always do that

dilate

It was CAIN all along!

La Hiedra

Anyone know the song that Cain uses?

wonder what this guy's background is

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many thanks

Lucha is so fucking based. These putos dont fucking care about workrate just there to have fun and rob some people

shant be watching the cucks lads.lemme know when the main event is on

dirty beaner didn't take a single bump
imagine burying your guys for this fake mexican

waiting for Cain's "Mr Mexico" gimmick

based

Me too bro, me too

Don't go far the bucks match will be quick. Apparently Kenny really doesn't want to be there. Pussy.

Cain doing flippy shit? I'm impressed

>Cain doing suplex

Man, Lesnar is shitting his pants right now

>t.Brad Shepard

is that the first loss Kross has taken in Mexico?

Time for the piss break match.

FUCK THE YOUNG KEKS

OMEGA

unironically a great looking scissors, not just Taurus roll through either desu

KENNY OMEMEGA
MELTZER IS CUMMING

here comes the BOING

>The Finisher

quein es

Word is out that someone from production tweeted that they only have Arena México till 2330 hours this Saturday so they are going to rush all.

BOING

the finisher?

Kek , fucking Kenny. For the first time in years he doesn't have to be in Japan for the G1 during EVO weekend and he's in Mexico instead.

>No reaction for Kenny or Bucks

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DAH FINISHAH

Quiénes son esos pendejos?

is matt striker the worst commentator ever?

god, these two chubby manlets are cringe personified

wow this show took a nosedive immediately with these trannies

LAREDO KID

The Finished

No. He's great. Go to bed, Dave.

God I love Mexico and it's no fucks given for using copyrighted music.

Laredo Kid it's in this shit?

FUCKING BASED

what is this china shit

I thought he was going for an aztec thing, then he brings out that dragon and now I don't know what's going on

fuck i miss the shit of actual titantrons, pls wwe bring them back

AAA entrance music is "2005 best hits" CD

classic triple AAA

bro this team is DIMES

Those tag tea belts look so based.

My thoughts exactly

Think it's this one.
youtube.com/watch?v=zTc75PTw740

Thanks user

Wait when did the Lucha Bros get AAA tag straps back from the Cucks?

thankfully still popular in mexico

>Aero Fenix

Wut?

wait a second, did they card not change at all??

in AAA after DoN, I forget the exact date but I liked that match way more than DoN

Animal

in a AAA show 2 weeks after DoN

The womens' match did

Nope, I'm surprised as you are. It even started on time.

That's Quetzalcoatl gringo

one of the women was advertised but didnt wrestler I think

Cody's and Psycho Clown's were based.

Verano de Escándalo in June

KENNY ORTEGA

oh right, the colors on it just seemed off so I didn't even consider that

god, striker. stfu about the tip of the elbow

cringe

crickets

Hope Kenny keeps wrestling in Mexico so one of the luchadors kicks out of the one winged angel not knowing how protected it is.

The fuck is this shit?

>dude lets all take a bump

That spot got a kek out of me

on a scale of 1-10 how cringe is kenny and the bucks?

it's pretty quiet lol
Don't these people know it's the world-famous Young Bucks © and their Suerkick Party ©?

EL FINISHE

10 mucho cringe

Kenny on his own - 4
Bucks on their own - 9
Kenny with the Bucks - 10+

>I'm sorry Nick Jackson. Ooooohhh.
I fucking love Matt Striker.

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Holy shit Kenny is back!

do the fans know these guys?

these fans wanted Sonny Kiss and the librarians...

Where the fuck Is Demonbane? He would draw dimes.

>*flips in the middle of the ring for no reason*
What did he mean by that?

This match killed the crowd. Should've let Cain be second from the top.

11, i actively avoid any omemega and the dumb fucks matches together, if separate, just the dumb fucks

no one will do lucha libre in mexico after seeing the young cucks
in fact, this is the last wrestling show in mexico

Only the Bucks could make a match that has the Lucha Bros in it the cool down match before the main event

BOOOOOOOORING
BOOOOOOOOOOOOORING

This match is kinda lazy

Dave is going to give this snoozefest over four stars, isn't he?

At least the Cucks are acting like heels

I can't believe lucha libre is fucking dead

Finally, some fuckery

This is worse than the women's botchfest. How is that possible?

>nearly the end of the ppv
>not a single drop of blood was seen
>only one potentially career-ending botch

this is not the AAAMania I was told to expect

this ring sounds sweet
adds impact to the bumps

If I'm not enjoying the match because I have an agenda against the wrestlers involved in it, clearly no one can enjoy it

>kenny chants
wtf

I was wondering why the titantron was blank but it turns out that was just Nick Jackson's giant fucking forehead.

This match is soulless.

Somebody do a fucking Martinete please

Kek

true. first sensible thing you've said all day.

>using his pistol taunt on the day of the el paso shooting

twitter's gonna shit

It's not ppv you simpolo

If he is wrestling in America, he should just stop doing it entirely

Twitch ad during finish. Nice timing.

The crowd is there to see lucha libre. They're getting American indie style. His snap dragon suplexes that people go crazy for in Japan got zero reaction in Mexico.

>Not using ublock origin
Go to bed you fucking boomer.

Don't worry this shit match will never end.

>that kickout
holy freakin cringe

>more false finishes
cringe

I'm watching on my PS4 though.

to be fair they weren't reacting to the mexicans doing crazy lucha flips earlier in the show either

Based Piero

Definitely a match more on the AEW side than AAA with these endings

Based

OMEMEGA BTFO

>those w***e people in the crowd

cringe

>refs áre also made of glass in mexico

Where the fuck is Alberto Del Rio

Mexicans don't care about wrestling style or long term booking or mic skills. Literally all they care about are gimmicks which is why all their clown wrestlers are so over.

it really is too bad that kenny is stuck with these simps

underated

the max flippyshit for me is Terry Funk doing a moonsault

Wouldn't be surprise if Fenix takes a few days off after this match, he landed right on the top of his head when he did that huracanrana spot with his mask off.

¿QUE?

Kenny and The Bucks don't work in an environment where the audience can't understand the videogame references they're shouting.

yeah that looked nasty

BASED PATRON took the deposit and no-showed this bubblegum promotion

they were making varying levels of noise during the entire match bro, do they need to chant "this is awesome" for you next time?

OH NO HE'S GOING TO BOING THE MEXICHADS WITH HIS CRINGE

Why is Kenny talking like an esl?

>We

>We sold this place out
>We

you can hear a pin drop

any way that the narcos that got to kawato can make the bucks disappear too

He has his own promotion now

What the fuck is Omega doing? Nobody talks English or Japanese here lol

He really wants to be a video game character

oh that's right Fenix is the mega champ lol

TRIPLE AH

is kenny's gimmick doing cringey promos about loving the crowd

>That smattering of applause.

Why does Kenny talk like he's a dubber for an anime?

cringe

Kenny vs Fenix singles match. That's gonna be dope

because he was being translated and wanted to make it easy for the guy

no bucks is always dope

imagine the flips

Wait what? What happened to Kawato San is he OK

KENNY "THE FINISHER" OMEGA

What is this gay shit?

is that their top belt?

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

mexican Michael Buffer is really earning his 18 pesos and a burito

Here comes Bray Wyatt

mexican wrestling

Papa Pitufo vs Manotas Jr. finally jesuschrist.

There will be blood.

FYI, Brock today would easily smash Cain today. Cain's got an absolute glass jaw and Brock could easily out muscle him.