Triplemania XXVII thread 2

for me, its wagner

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Now I know why AEW seemed familiar to me: it feels exactly like this show, but lamer

drago has an upside down red dick on his chest

Fuck yes, Drago.

Drago's outfit is ugly af

dead crowd

They have nice presentation t b h and they're graphics are cool, better than some us promotions

wtf is that really Jimmy Snuka??

This simp lost his mask to Sexy Star on Lucha Underground.

Is this match like a royal rumble?

cool, mexican ICP

this is AAA's biggest show of the year
the production value is not at all representative of their normal capabilities

last match was good
this is fine since its a rumble and only the last moments matter

Yes but with pins too

Based Juggalo spic

BASED AEROSTAR

You get eliminated via Pinfall or submission

THE MADMAN

What a madman

BAH GAWD

Holy shig

is this the guy that hit his head vs Killer Kross lol

Based Aerostar

that dude really has a dead wish

aerostar is going to die in the ring one day

Wtf

One day aerostar will get hurt for real and no one will care

>What is Aerostar going to fall off of this time?
Well, never mind.

What the fuck

What the fuck was that cross body off a cage out the sky

*death

Based clowns

How did he get up there?

Monster clown unmasked lmao

yikes

CoolCat

oh, good, a furry

I hate spics

Needs more Bon Jovi

Oh shit Ricochet

>selling out mexican bingo halls is an accomplishment
KWAB

Whats with all the boomer music?

CM PUNK!!!!!

>Fusion
For fucks sake

Konnan wtf

KONNAN

oh shit it's Konnan

Numero 30

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>dat Trump t shirt
BASED

and I thought WWE was the only one that can bring back old crippled guys

BASED TRUMP

Is that vince on his shirt

that trump shirt

Lol how many bumps is old man Konnan gonna take

>Konnan getting chants while wearing a Trump pancho in Mexico

Lucha can't bring the old guys back because they never left.

why is konnan wearing a donald trump lobster bib

based Sting

IT'S STING

Hope Kevin Nash is #30

why is no one throwing pancakes, what kind of wrestling program is this??

WOLFPAC STING WTF

they throw tortillas down here

kek

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what

LOOOOOLLLL

VAMPIRO

Thats why hes not commentary

Konnan is based and redpilled

dude this man has alzheimers wtf

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

that's why he isn't on commentary

VAMPIRO VS KONNAN

>VAMP
HOLY MOLLY

He turned heel and called Mexicans a bunch of names while calling out Trump earlier

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BASED

BASED

>Vampiro diagnosed with Alzheimer’s & potential for Parkinson’s, could die from one bad hit
neat

Based Hitler

>GBH shirt
Based Vampiro

kek Owen Hart was such a bitch, he is totally fine after that bump

Based Great Bash Heel fan Vamprio

>turned heel
Konnan has basically always been a heel in AAA

you know that's a nice thing for AAA to do for Vampiro before he dies

BASED PAGANO

wait... isn't Vampiro literally a white guy from Canada? Why is he feuding with Conan?

Why is he Vampiro wearing a Great Bash Heel T-shirt does he thinks he is in NJPW?

did aerostar hit any insane spots yet?

That Striker call was based. That redeems all of his goofy shit.

I don't watch this shit much bro, didnt know

Does sting know this fat fuck is using his face paint. What a hack

Why are mexicans obsessed with clowns?

this explosion is working my ears into a deaf shoot

The dude has Alzeimer's he forgot G.B.H. is dead

His entrance in this rumble was dropping 20 feet

>implying konnan won’t die first

OH MY!
IT IS?

Yes, first thing he's done was fall from 30ft

Dude Matt Striker is seriously unbelievably bad

His entrance was jumping from a platform onto 5 people

Vampiro is a Canadian face whose gimmick is respecting Mexico
Konnan is a Cuban heel whose gimmick is wishing he was White

Who will the surprise be? Kross?

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a luchador Roamn Reigns

wtf that was the fastest 3 count in history.

no

HERE COMES THE BEEG DAWG

Shut up faggot, mexicans are obviously juggalo chads

Woop woop

The Undertaker

heel ref

Is this the real La Parka or the fake one.

Based La Parka

iirc they’ve had some real life heat in the past

This is not WCW Parka btw before it gets asked

THE CHAIRMAN OF WCW

LA PARKA LA PARKA LA PARKA

>a dancing skeletor

Lucha sucks

BASED

This is the most fun I've had in months.

LA PARKA
A
P
A
R
K
A

BASED LA PARKA
BASED MEXICANS DONT GIVING A FUCK ABOUT COPYRIGHT

Hilo de Tirantes is a heel ref.

Fake

have sex

Ok then I assume LA Park is not on this card

>La Parka comes in and just botches everything
based

Kek that was a bad botch

Who is everyone rooting for? For me it's Daga.

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Lol this ref

YOWIE WOWIE

Doink looking good

Another fucking clown

Was Puma King
Now Pagano

Please explain these fast counts

Based Sting

How many clown themed wrestlers are there in AAA???

Rey Escorpion

The referee is a heel. So he counts fast for heels getting the pin. He also might occasionally not count a face pinfall at all.

heel ref

based boomer wrestling

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Heel ref. Clowns are faces.

I'm down with the clown in this one

Ref is heel

Psyco Clown
Pagano
Murder clown
Monsther clown
Mini Pysco Clown
Dave the Clown

>The clown is the face
Mexico is fucking weird

ugliest cutter ever

just wait until you see Psycho Clown

Psycho Clown is the most over technico in AAA. Unless they turned. I haven't watched in two years.

Oscutta

literally clown world

Its like the production truck is being run by an AI that just chooses when to change shot

Pagano a huevo

Based

Why did the ref fast count for the clown?

ref had to take a shit
how fast was that 3 count

I think the clowns were heels but there appeared even more heels

BREAK THE WALLS DOWN

BRAY

Five
>Psycho Clown
>Monster Clown
>Murder Clown
>Pagano
>Dave

Real LA PARKA !

THATS WCW Parka

BASED LA PARK

OH

MY

FUCK

IT'S THE REAL LA PARK

ref = heel
clown = face

OH FUCK

THE REAL ONE

LA AUTHENTICA

in the words of the immortal Scott Steiner
IT'S A FREAKSHOW

This is confusing

BASED LA PANZA

ima shoot turn this off because of the shitty music

FUCKING BASED LA PARK

Why did wcw parka have to change his now to park?

Yeah, so why did he fast count the Pagano victory

based

welcome to AAA

That's the apeel brother

This fat fucker just won't stay long enough in CMLL for the match against Rush to happen

That cutie in the glasses yelling.

AAA has the copyright his original name.

because AAA

He can work both companies

Did they hire Vince Russo, wtf am i wathcing?

Why are these fat shitters beating up the other shitter?

HOLY BASED HEAT

It wasn't fast

This fucking guy is DIMES

When is the Kenny and Lucha Bros match?

This is classic AAA kek

All bs Russo's idea came from lucha libre

Pagano isn't in Psycho Clowns faction. They're rivals.

wait did LA PARK just challenge Pagano to Mask vs. Hair? Is it tonight?

Park suggests a hardcore Mask vs Hair vs Pagano

This

It's always like that. Last year, Jeff Jarrett was in the world title match as champion

LMAO he didn't finish his promo

probably like in another hour

Park was about to talk to the owner of AAA saying the headache of AAA has arrived. They cut him off with the music.

>LA PARK's theme is bad to the bone\
>is a skeleton
Based

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Did LA Parka challenge Hin to a Mask vs Hair match

Who cares. The Wagner match is the real draw.

Base LA Pork

yea

based womens match is next right?

not tonight, in fact with LA PARK there is a good chance it never happens

Wtf Hugo left wwe?

Three fat luchadors in suits beat up a guy with "Bad to the bone" in the background...
Not even NJPW has that!

lel based

If he is working Triple a then CMLL won't allow the mask vs hair match

You guys have your AAA points right?

you still have the women's TLC match and then the match with Cawdy, Cain and Pysco clown

How do I get TripleA points in USA?

I shoot hate Mexicans

BOOTS WITH THE FUR

>When is the Kenny and Lucha Bros match?

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Tessa time.

loving the music at this show

this match is gonna be based

is this a tranny?

years ago dude

BASED

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She's thicc

LMFAO

BASED HIERDA WORKING ME INTO A SHOOT

DICKS OUT FOR LA HIEDRA

AAA women's division is way better than WWE's

Let's fugin go taya!

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La Hiedra makes me hardolla bros

GROW A CHIn

So if someone is gonna get shoot injured it's in this TLC right?

GROW. A. CHIN.

*winks in your path and makes you grow a chin*

Stream lagging or it's just me?

GROW A CHIN

BIG CHIN TESSA!!!!

DAT CHIN

Adorable

Lady Shani is for the children

A midget, based

I predict this small child to win

Lady Shany is so fucking THICC

Her chin looks like a smooth knee cap

Is that Kemonita?

cute

>brings her own staple gun to the ring
nice

She's a shoot child, not a midget

Does Johnny needs pills to fuck her

How many chicks are in this? Seems excessive.

based Faby

Lel what is this

Does Faby Apache wrestles in some joshi promotion?

it what WWE should do and throw all the women in a ladder tables and chairs match

So the girl in the wheelchair is gonna win right?

RIP Keyra

Stardom I think

Where's Metalika? She can win easy to all those amateurs.

OH NO NO NO NO

almost certainly

This is not gayew

Based Thicc Tormenta

HAMADA

twitch stream is way behind

Last year she did a couple of match for stardom with Mary Apache

ASUKA

HOLY SHIT IT'S HAMADA

wow haven't seen hamada in a while

Ayako Hamada is back

>twitch chat caller her Asuka
lmao

SPIC ASUKA LMFAO

Wait I thought Ayako Hamada was in prison for smoking meth

La Hiedra is so fucking hot holy shit

Jesuschrist Hayako should be close to her sixties IRC

Didn't he challenge wagner almost 2 years ago and then did nothing?

sounds about right. They keep teasing with Rush too and nothing happen

OOF

IMPACT BTFO

that was last year lol

>shoot ladders
Someone's gonna ding-dong diddly get hurt badly

suspended sentence.

This match is thicc

I thought Faby and Taya had reconciled?

V. True

someone make the new thread
I gotta watch for my pizza

Fuck yes, I love her ass and legs

Wagner and him agreed to a hair/mask match at this years TM at last years TM. It obviously never happened because AAA is probably the most poorly run company on the face of the earth. Just last month him and Rush were teasing another Hair/Mask match when they were in a trios main in CMLL.
Park is stretching his final payday out as long as he can. He knows his mask is the 2nd or 3rd most valuable right now, and hes gonna get paid for it.

Ok I didn't know

tessa please break my arm

damn, easy e shook up smackdown good, didn't he
love the new ring, too

I'd cum inside everyone in this match other than the jap grandma

I AM THE TABLE

BOTCH

this is the best/thinnest Faby has looked in a while

I AM THE TABLE

Taya's milkers

did striker just expose that the ladders arent real ladders? who is keeping this retard exposed?

bruh she fucking missed it

>missing the ladder
OH SHIT

holy fuck that miss

BOTCH
DED

Tessa killed a spic

She's 38.

FUCK SHE DIED

wew that was nasty

RIP CAREER

Nasty bump. Missed the ladder

Tormenta has botched all match, and finally that. Shit. RIP.

SHE'S SHOOT DEAD LADS

She is fine right guys??

Well

Mommy Tessa!

those were stiff chair shots by the asian tranny wtf

BASED TESSA

based chinstacy

Based big chin waifu Tessa

That match was ass desu.

RIP Chica Tormenta

fuck I missed the death botch
can this be viewed on demand on twitch after it's over?

holy shit they actually gave it to Tessa
She's got a nutty push across multiple promotions right now

anyone have a clip of the botch? I was tabbed out.

I need a webm of the ass shot and the ladder botch

Wtf is wrong with Hamada

Try 58 homie

I honestly didn't even see how she landed just that she missed the ladder by a mile.

I think their VODs require a twitch subscription

tessa is the most attractive woman of the whole group
i'm not sure others are women tb h

It's $5 on demand, but there will probably be a replay.

Someone make a new fucking thread

No, wait till Botchamania

based /ourchin/

she is a recovering meth addict

you'd have to suscribe to their twitch channel

No, they do the stupid subscriber only vods.

NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW

Post the webm of the botch frens.

Nah. He tried to cover for the table not breaking by saying that it sometimes hurts worse when it doesn't break.

There's not going to be a replay it was a nasty bump

make a new thread fucking spics

Striker laughed when she missed the ladder