Alright my AEW bros

Ah fuck

Ffs I’d legit rather die than hang with the bucks for even a second

>walk into school canteen
>see this
>start humming pumped up kicks as I reach inside my jacket

Next to big bucks MJF so we both can bury every dimeless shitters in the cafeteria

3. always been a fan of Jimmy

6 because they're the only two who will accept an outsider like me

I was home schooled boomer

Jesus. I didn't notice until now. These guys are gonna flop really hard.

7
I wanna rape Britt while Nyla rapes me

4. I'd get along well with MJF, because I'm an asshole myself in real life

2. I'm a brown noser and Brandi probably has hot friends.

3. I want to see what Darby Allin will do next.

Number 6 with the bad boys

The fuck is up with 5? They hired a reptilian? Could be a good angle

Pro-wrestling died and these faggots were the killing bullet, holy shit, how can anyone believe anyone of them looking like a star or even a cool guy
Like, the dude in 8 with the black hat looks like a children, the dudes in 3 look like emo faggots from a high school and the dude in 9 looks like discount Jordi ENP

Luchasaurus, the only non-manlet on the entire roster.

Where's jericho? Partying on his boomer boat?

I WOULD SHOOT UP THE CAFETERIA. FUCK GAYEW

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Holy fuck, the absolute STATE of this roster. I'd pick 9 cause I guess they're the only ones I haven't heard about having attitude problems, polemics and general retardness. Plus they can attract some cuties to sit with us

i am a gcw chad so table 8

enjoy your visit from the FBI you dumbass

I'd probably go with table 6 considering they are the only wrestlers on the entire roster that have any value

jesus, I've enjoyed the AEW shows for the most part, but this picture really shows just how incredibly unlikeable the roster is.

nice accurate out of 10 rating breh

I dunno I'll let the anonymous gods decide but I hope it's 4 the rest are insufferable marks.

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>FBI visit for a threat on a fictional cafeteria
Based retard

5 or 7

Looks like I'm skipping lunch each day

What about Liv Morgan?

Do you find something funny about school shootings?

I'm sitting at the Riho table

Outside in the courtyard with fenix and penta and my arm around shida

Once the new company hype dies down, they're really fucked. Their roster is truly abysmal.

this

Skipping lunch to go to Arby's with Trent and Greg

This

>off campus lunch
these jobbers will seethe when they smell my McDonalds in class.

I'm sitting at Yukas table.

The grandma is the one serving the meals

>moonwalking out the door
based MJanon

Yes children getting BTFO is always hilarious

Riho would big leauge you faggot

trent is greg

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2 because Brandi and Lexi are friends and maybe Brandi has seen her feet

Where my boys sitting?

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Rolll

rollin

5 above every single one of them

Keep on rollin baby

9. we'll have a threesome afterwards

rollins

8 would be the kids who aren't cool but are the most fun to hang with

rollini

i hope whoever i sit with wants to play apex legends :3

6, the table of the draws

based

Based murdercat leading the fight against/k/ and AEWho

4, MJF is based

Out back with Jericho vaping, drinking a monster, and listening to Judas Priest.

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No thanks, kids cafeteria is icky
Real men eat outside

I pack lunch and eat on my desk haha

Hopefully with Based MJF so I can learn a thing or two from him.

I guess I'm behind those red doors with my cock in Shida.

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Basef

Outside sneaking beers with OC

rollin rollin rollin. hopefully with havoc

EVERYBODY DIES AND I AM GONNA TAKE MY TIME WITH LIV.
THEY WILL NEVER CATCH ME FAGGOT.
YOU DONT.
THANKS BUT WHATS /K/

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