*signs with WWE in your path*

*signs with WWE in your path*
Heh nothing personal Harold

Attached: SANADA2.jpg (561x848, 177K)

Other urls found in this thread:

instagram.com/seiya_sanada/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Would be jobbed out harder than Nakamura.

He'll be forced to feud/tag with Kushida until the end of time.

*Reverses an F5 into Skull End infront of 90,000 screaming fangirls at WM37 in your path*

WHATCU GONNA DO WHEN MILLIONS OF SANADAMANIACS RUN MILD ON YOU

>rumor has been around for years but it hasn't happened yet
>every years continues to be booked like a bigger star despite the rumor being such an open secret that english people know about it
>has always been a freelancer and didn't go when WWE was offering contracts to everyone this year
>only really circulated by puro twitter marks who actually believed that kenny was racist, believed that okada being on top would drop attendance and get extremely insecure when normies start following their latest favourite puro company of the month

I WANT TO LICK EVERY INCHES AND ORIFICES OF SANADA'S SWEATY BODY

Attached: IMG_20190625_212003.jpg (1478x2048, 719K)

>"Jobbed out"
>Won a Royal Rumble and had a WWE Championship match at Wrestlemania
>Remained a fixture in the upper card
>Won the US and IC Belts
SANADA could only dream of having Nakamura's success in WWE.

>COREY, IS THAT?!
>My God, I heard the rumors but I never though
>OOOOOOH MY
>HE'S FINALLY HERE!
>Shut up Renee! Now for the three of you who don't know this man, this right here is the Great Sonata, wrestling's hottest free agent! He was a champion in New Japan Pro Wrestling and is the son of the Great Muta! And when we say he's a swashbuckler, we mean it! He's all about the pirate lifestyle, with ships, wenches, and scurvy!
>*gets into the ring and gets claymored by drew then elbowed by shane*

>that “””beard”””
for what purpose

Sanada unironically looks like he can draw some actual dimes from the puro market, unlike Shin and Tozawa. Too soon to say for Kushida.

are we still pretending he's good?

That's why he should sign with WWE,and you weebs will cry when that happen.

He's too handsome as a heel so he had to ugly himself up somehow.

Puro Twitter turning on SANADA has only intensified my love for him.

>won a royal rumble
Nobody even remembers
>had a wwe championship match at wm
In the middle of the show where he lost clean
>remained a fixture in the upper card
Where he lost constantly
>won the us and ic belts
Both belts are meaningless and have no heat.

if he went full pirate that would be based

You wish droney lmao!

cringe, keep coping e-drones

I don't think puro twitter can turn on anyone since they have only been watching NJPW for a year

Attached: 68716127_927717584229702_9007601934277445003_n.webm (360x640, 1.33M)

he dresses like an early 2000's clubgoer he just needs pucca shells

COPE!

Attached: EBDY2pDUEAEO9xd.jpg (1620x1080, 181K)

whos instagram/snapchat is this?

gosh i want this guy to fuck me in the ass and mouth so bad!

instagram.com/seiya_sanada/

what did you mean by this?
C O P E

t. Bayley

t. Sasha

but where is the video you posted? Hes in Bodymaker so its from today.

His stories on instagram. I think you need an account to see them. He usually posts videos of himself arriving to whatever venue he's working.

ahh ok. tyty.

C
O
P
E

t. based

t. myself

He's not that great anyway

SANADA ain't signing a contract Gedo. Move on.

SANATO will be WWE champion sometime next year screencap this

He's probably signed already.

Charismaless almost shitter

There's no way he is or they'd have a big announcement about it like with Ibushi and Shibata when they signed. They even did it for Elgin.

They weren't members of cool heel stables.

Yeah, New Japan would want the press for a fan favorite.

would be memeworthy if he debuts as Kairi's kayfabe husband

since they both have a pirate gimmick, you know

But really he would be totally wasted in the WWE. he's not a big enough name yet (like Nak or AJ were) to avoid having to waste 2-3 years in NXT before getting called up just to eat a pin against Roman

Literally too good looking to be a bad guy so he has to try and cover his face up

t. Io