AEW OCT 2 SOLD OUT

thank you 5 star general

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You realize whose twitter account you posted right? He surely wouldn’t have a reason to lie, right?

I have tickets for this and I'm going to shit my pants in the crowd again.

Check out the mayor of COPEnhagen over here

F U M I N G

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>he's l-lying!
HAHAHAHAHA COPE HARDER E-DRONE

If you were selling apples and still had apples why would you lie and say you have no apples?

Bases

Buy.Ad.CAWdy

To drive up demand because you have too many fucking apples you fucking idiot. Notice he said he'll lift "restrictions". That means there's potentially thousands of seats left.

B O I L I N G

>using women's wrestling as one of the main selling points for the opening show

Into the trash it goes.

so when you suddenly find more apples (aewtix.com) there is "I better buy these quick before they run out again"

>shit eater vs dirt apple downie
>faggot & the carnies vs literally who and the literally literally who's
>our biggest star is taking five minutes from his busy schedule of slamming asian boipucci, not to wrestle or anything, but he'll show up
>a belt which may actually be uglier than the men's belt, if that's even possible
wow how can I say no, thanks CAWdy

and /aspies go in full bait mode

now i remember why i never leave /co and /vp

>/asp
>/co
>/vp

Alright, this isn't funny anymore. You told me these guys were a joke. They can't really put a hurting on The E, can they?

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The seats opening up are production seats. They never ran a demo for the stage set up yet, so there will be more available when they figure that out.

Vince is hurting the E and it has been that way for years.

>source: I made this up

Source is Alvarez