Mmmm WWE 4 lyf bitch

Mmmm WWE 4 lyf bitch.

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but he's the "dead" man
CONTRACT ALREADY VOIDED LEL VINCE BTFO KWAB

Vince fears Conrad and AEW.

so at best a 5 year contract?

Fuck Undertaker for being such an e-drone and depriving us of dream matches he could have outside of the promotion.

Mark will be dead within 3 years

Shook so bad he ties up Boomertaker for life when he has maybe one more match in his at most

this

>dream match
Have sex

>dream matches
seek sexual intercourse, incel.

>maybe one more match

lol

I hope he lives to be 100 and is stuck wrestling matches until the day he dies. Undertaker living in wrestling purgatory would be poetic justice, brother.

Vince is going to end up killing this dude in the ring. Seriously, I'm predicting it now. Vince just can't let it go. Not that Taker is totally blameless, signing these absurd contracts.

Just let Taker retire from the ring. He can still do appearances but watching him wrestle at this point is sad.

Taker gets injured and its over, and looking at him struggle as much as he does its gonna happen

Why are you here?

>marks thinking that a contract for life means that he will wrestle until he dies
nah senpai he only signed a permanent job position in the WWE

He should sit down for a Legends with JBL SHOOT INTERVIEW MODERATED BY ROB FEINSTEIN

So he wants to keep holding his pretend wrestlecourt until he dies?

So this just means he can't suddenly do an appearance on Fallon and sign photos at AEW or something like that right. Vince has control of the character and what he does.

The Undertaker gimmick is both genius and a fucking problem
>pros: looks cool, can be worked in any angle, he doesn't have to look young because an undertaker has got to have a creepy aura so old age is not an issue
>cons: he can't fucking walk and his signature moves are literally all shit he can no longer do, like walk the ropes, jump or lift someone up to slam down or tombstone
Honestly, he should've retired a couple years, spent the time fixing his body in the best way possible, train properly and take whatever fucking supplement, then come back.

>he signed another Mark contract

Mmmmmmmmmm..
Truly a Badass Weekend.