Okay, what would you book for the main event with no Ronda to headline...

The scalpers bought these up not realizing that women's wrestling is ANTI-DIMES. The tickets for the last event were going for 7 dollars the weekend of the show.

Women's wrestling is WNBA. They'd never give the typical fan what he AND she wants, all the women on Evolution as a show and their quarterly PPVs called "Revolutions" because that shit wouldn't draw at all. It'd be a big, fat money loser.

I don't book it because women are ANTI-DIMES. I bet a cruiserweight and lucha show would make more fucking money than that Evolution PPV.

Charlotte vs. Nikki Bella.

Nikki is one bump away from a wheelchair. She's done.

god damnit we need more pudding matches
it's been so so long :/

dick status: erect

Sasha v Bailey or Sasha v Trish.

3 hour battle royal with hot lesbian action. Needless to say, all uggos are banned from ringside

Foot fetish toe sucking battle royal

I wouldn't book it at all

Io vs Kairi vs Asuka, the only way to have a decent women match in wwe

3 ways are almost never good

Well if it was sex it would be good.

Not a single ticket sold. Nobody cares about gooks.

3 way sex isnt as good either unless it's MFF. I'd prefer a Kairi/Asuka singles sex match. Io can be the ref (nude).

Charlotte vs Becky vs Sasha vs Bayley to unify the Raw and SD titles.

Wait. They're doing this gay shit every year?

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>implying they would sell any tickets no matter what's the main event

They did last time

Kairi Sane vs. Io Shirai in a "loser has to do a JAV creampie video" match

No

Asuka - Becky. Becky's the perfect example of why none of the WWE women are capable of drawing a dime. She got white hot, was given both titles in the first womens wrestlemania main event, and has accomplished nothing since because she's been in heatless feuds with Lacey and Natalya instead of capitalizing on her momentum by pairing her with someone remotely credible. Right now there are exactly three, four if you count Ronda, women who are credible main eventers in the division; Becky, Charles, and Asuka who's been buried all the way to China. Charles spent the past year feuding with Becky and people are still pretty sick of her so why not dust off Asuka to put Becky over in her first actual feud since becoming champ?

go back

OVULATION IS A MYSTERY
PAY PER VIEW NO ONE SEES
ANTIDRAWS EXCEPT ROUSEY

ATTITUDE SO LONG AGO
BRA N'PANTIES ALL I KNOW
WORK MY DING INTO DIDDLEY

I DON'T SEE FANS IN THE STANDS
TARP SALE, TEN FOR TEN
RECORD LOWS, CAN'T PRETEND
OVULATION

Becky Lynch vs. Riho.

Who do you book to make up for no Rhonda?

Men.

Becky Lynch vs. Sasha - raw women's yitle
Charlotte vs. Nia Jax - Smackdown women's title
Mandy and Sonya vs. Bliss and Nicki vs. the Iiconics vs. Asuka and Kairi - Tag team title ladder match
Lacey Evans vs. Natalya - Last woman standing
Shayna Blayzer vs. Kacy Catanzaro - NXT women's championship match
Toni Storm vs. Xia Brookside - NXT Uk match
Io Shirai vs. Rhea Ripley - street fight
Bayley vs. Lita (Bayley turns heel after match)

Based señor

I appreciate the effort, but don't waste your time. According to the Yea Forums rulebook, if you write more than two sentences about a woman that doesn't include murder, braps, pits, Alicia Fox, feet, or black dick you're a faggot.

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Where do I sign ?

the reason the women do not draw is because even the best women wrestlers are far below the best men in the ring (and even below most of the "decent" ones) and their are no new moves for them to innovate like the joshi women did in the '90s. also, nobody wants to see a woman like becky who looks like a jc penny model larp as a "tough chick" either.

>putting an old woman who can't speak English in the main event
Oh no no no

three hours of barefoot lexi wiggling her toes and showing her soles to the hard cam
my name is cam btw

BASED

Based and Brappilled

I hope they do Evolution 2, Hell in a Cell needs to fuck off forever until a feud actually warrants it but for life of me I can't think of what the card would be since most of the women are in such a shitty position.

>I bet a cruiserweight and lucha show would make more fucking money than that Evolution PPV.
even if it was entirely done in some ancient mongolian dead language, it would still draw more

the main event should be Alexa Bliss going over a heel Nikki Cross for the RWC, Alexa has been the female MVP for 2019.

Kabuki Girls 2 on 1 Handicap match VS Brock Lesnar

the build up is that Brock thinks the women are joke and shouldnt be getting their own ppv so he's gonna force his way on and prove he can take out 2 at once with ease but gets too cocky and ends up losing
finish is Bork in the Super Asuka Lock and Kairi drops an Insane Elbow on the back of his neck

Mandy Rose vs Alexa Bliss in a Bra and panties match

Becky vs Bayley: Championship Unification Match

THIS

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DIMES

lmao

Alexa vs io in a both of them have sex with me match