Be indy shitter

>be indy shitter
>walk to catering of your minor league bingo hall promotion
>see this

what do?

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Steal it.

complain that they aren't all green to match the rookies in the locker room.

Sweet a bonus

Start shoving them in my ass.

Grab and run

Why do people hate this. Chocolate and synthetic fruit is great.

Knock that shit out of the table because I was promised hot dogs.

>mixing them all together
I'm getting ready to kick someone in the ding-dong diddly.

>hfw

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Immediately find the promoter and scream at him for mixing in no-draw M&Ms with the Michaels Reese's Pieces.

They're clearly marked with an m or an s. You'd have to be a real simp to get worked by this.

Find who ever did this, ask for a program with them, and bury their ass on the mic

take only three neck bumps instead of six from my 5-month pro opponent

based

cum in my pants

Why the fuck would you mix Skittles in with fucking chocolate products?
This has to be an American thing.

Don't put that shit on us, this has 3rd world shithole written all over it.

- t. Amerifat Stoner that would never think of trying this shit.

Comp me some of those reeses

Eat some? What else would I do

load up, and whatever i can't eat I'll stuff into my pockets for later

I'm so fat I can tell which is which by looking (not through the pic)

Pick out all the skittles (the Michaels)