Uso (Jonathan Fatu) is scheduled in court on August 15th and was given a bond of $1000.
At 1:30 AM, an off-duty officer advised an Escambia County Sheriff’s Office deputy about a vehicle driving in excess of 100 mph on Interstate 10, drifting from left to right and going out of its lane. The car eventually pulled into Ticket Sports Bar but by the time the deputy arrived, it had left. The deputy later saw the vehicle turn onto Highway 297A, rapidly accelerating (clocked at 86 mph in a 45 mph) and coming very close to hitting another vehicle.
After the deputy pulled Fatu over, he noted Fatu had issues holding his license, registration, and proof of insurance. He had bloodshot and watery eyes, droopy eyelids, dilated pupils, and slow/slurred speech according to the deputy.
The deputy said he could smell an alcoholic beverage from the driver side window and asked Fatu several times to step out of the car. When he did, he appeared to be unsteady and the deputy asked him to ride with him to a flat parking lot to do a field sobriety test. Fatu agreed and then was reportedly confused and didn't know what was happening, asking if he needed a lawyer and if he was being detained.
According to the report, Fatu took out his phone and attempted to put it toward the deputy's face. At that point, he was arrested for DUI and became uncooperative, eventually getting into the police vehicle after being asked several times.
Fatu said he was uncomfortable with the police vehicle and wanted to speak with another deputy. The arresting officer said he had to roll down his back windows due to the overwhelming smell of alcohol in the car.
WWE's statement Thursday: "Jonathan Fatu is responsible for his own personal actions."
IS Naomi leaving him or something? The fuck is wrong with this nigga?
Julian Ortiz
Worked himself into a shoot with the new "hood nigga" gimmick.
Michael Flores
>WWE's statement Thursday: "Jonathan Fatu is responsible for his own personal actions." What a pathetic company.
Zachary Ross
Guy is gonna have to kill someone before wwe even thinks of punishing him. If it was his 1st time, I could see but this is at least hist 5th time and 2nd in like 4 months.
Michael Edwards
>asking if he needed a lawyer and if he was being detained. Would a Sovereign Citizen gimmick work for Jimmy?
Brody Wilson
What else are they gonna say, he isn't their employee.
Michael Richardson
Right, WWE is responsible for his actions, not him himself. stupid nigger.
Wyatt Roberts
i would respect that more
Nolan Davis
He should be suspended, fucking idiot.
Blake Bell
*comforts a lonely and frustrated Naomi in your path*
So how long until these two get fired? How many times can they both get arrested, and wwe keeps ignoring it? I'm aware they just signed new deals, but it's clear both have drinking problems. Either make them go to rehab, or release them.
Tyler Sullivan
DOWN SINCE DAY ONE ISH
Suspend him or something. Jack Swagger, Evan Bourne, RVD, I think Ziggler once, all got suspension time and de-pushed because cops found a doobie in their car.
That'd be fine if they hadn't buried the entire tag divison to push the usos
Jose Harris
Not going to happen with AEW around.
Julian Hughes
Why? If he does his job like he is told to, WWE should give absolute ZERO fucks what he does on his free time. They can fire him if he goes to jail for rape or murder
Ryan Campbell
i do faggot
Easton Ward
If AEW does sign them the hypocrisy will be real. 2006 TNA real.
Liam Flores
When they kill someone and go to jail
Michael Morris
So hes going to end up killing someone in a DUI before Vince actually does anything?
Mason Kelly
>Driving 100mph drunk with your open drink in the car All people that drink and drive are retards but holy SHIT this guy is something else
Why not? Goldust has been caught with narcotics multiple times, he was even arrested once for beating the shit out of his girlfriend. If they're giving a pass to Cody's brother, might as well bring in all the junkies.
Gavin Reed
WWE is a public traded company. Image is very important. Having one of your workers get arrested 6 times and two in the past few months, with no punishment, is a bad look. Fine him, suspend him, force him to go to rehab....anything. But you can't just refuse to do anything, because you are basically saying that it's okay. Sooner or later this moron will kill someone or himself. And then wwe will pretend they care.
Lucas Ortiz
>Vince lets Cena joke about his DUI arrests Monday night >He gets arrested again Wednesday night Vince basically gave him the go ahead to drink and drive all he wants. Guess it's the benefit of being in the Anoa'i family
Jonathan Robinson
>Enzo gets accused of rape with 0 (zero) evidence >Fired within two days >Police concludes investigation and says there's nothing to go on >Not even an apology
>Uce literally cannot stop getting arrested for endangering lives >Lmao here's another three tag teams reigns this year
Evan Ross
That was years ago. Goldie has been clean for years now. He actually did turn his life around.
Charles Howard
Fucken coconut niggers SUCK
Dominic Anderson
Hell, I'm surprised Vince wasn't in the passenger seat blasting ACDC during this.
Jayden Lewis
You're defending a company that's literally just started doing this. There are countless examples of them routinely punishing people for DUIs, they're not doing it now because they desperately don't want to fire people and hand them over to AEW. They have their own fucking rehab program, remember? They're not even putting up the pretense of giving a shit anymore, same generic statement every time.
Jonathan Lopez
>driving in excess of 100 mph on Interstate 10 maybe it's time to send this coconut fiend to rehab before he kills someone
Vince and HHH hated Enzo. Jimmy is part of the Anoi family, and Vince fucking loves them for some odd reason.
Jonathan Collins
If they go to Japan they can drink all they want. Its literally heaven for alcaholics.
Jaxson Allen
Vince didn't hate him. Enzo had a book of promos on every person on the roster and took his job (well...mic work) really fucking seriously and Vince respected that.
HHH didn't like him because he was getting more over than his pet projects.
Ethan White
>beating the shit out of his girlfriend Based
Nathaniel Young
>Naomi (Uso's wife) drove to Baron Corbin's house for a shoulder to cry on, which then lead to Passionate Romantic Sex which ended up with her Being Impregnated by The Lone Wolf. WTF? BASED CORBIN!
Carter Ward
He has a legitimate alcohol problem and needs to get immediate help if he doesn't want to lose everything he's earned in his life.
- t. recovered alcoholic.
Camden Cruz
He's coming unglued. I guarantee Naomi is fucking around behind his back and he knows it.
Samuel Gutierrez
Enzo could've done good business as a manager with a Heenan Family type stable of clients to do his bidding, I have no clue why they insisted on having that fucktard wrestle, other than Vince has autism and hates managers, even though Lana, Zelina and, at the time, Titus Worldwide were around.
Jason Phillips
Anyone have that corbin-naomi greentext that ends with an r-truth cameo
Nathan Ross
Managers aren't believable if you know they are retarded.
Christian Cox
OH NONONONONONONO
Jeremiah Gutierrez
Naomi seems like a loyal woman. I doubt she cheats on him. However, I can see her getting tired of his shit, and may just leave him.
Cope. Women will make sure they have another man lined up and ready before they jump ship.
Brandon Murphy
see
Oliver King
Bullshit, Abraham Washington was based the brief period he was around and he was completely batshit. Same with Lio Rush recently, though he's not as retarded.
Liam Adams
Would pay 9.99 to catch this as a skinflick on the WWE Network.
Adam Brooks
>Fatu said he was uncomfortable with the police vehicle and wanted to speak with another deputy. Sheeeit raycis polees keeping us po niggas from drankin
Kayden Bailey
I know you're a NEET with no real world experience, but imagine if you were required to travel for your job and got multiple DUIs. The company you work for won't discipline or fire you?
Evan Cook
based
Ian Baker
You haven't seen her social media over the Last Month then.
He was drunk and confused. Way to take this as your chance to tell everyone how much you hate non-white people. We really care
Isaac Brown
...You do know men and women can be friends without sleeping with each other, right?
Owen Phillips
Imagine if benoit happened now >Chris Benoit is responsible for his own personal actions
Michael Torres
t. friendzoned virgin
Luis Butler
No, he fully tried to use his nig-card and cry rayciss, but the BASED copper wasn't taking orders from a half-nigger with man tiddies
Carter Stewart
>enzo is responsible for his own actions >hulk hogan is responsible for his own actions >Jim duggan and iron shiek are responsible for their own actions
Funny how all the WHITE guys got punished
Nicholas Rogers
>Iron Sheik >White
Charles Taylor
>you don't actually work for us, you're a contractor >show up, or we release you >no, there's no vacation time >look, you can go home if you want, but there's no guarantee we'll need you when you're ready to come back >want to work somewhere else? you signed a 6-month no-compete clause >also we own your name. you can't be "Jimmy Uso" anywhere else, that's a character we own >thanks for helping to write all those catchphrases, we own them
Jonathan Smith
Whiter than you, Ahmed
Andrew Young
maybe you can, cuck. I've fucked every one of my attractive female friends. that is the norm.
Bentley Wright
They can. But if you're that guy, you're basically the one male friend she has that when drunk together can't even pass for fuckable in her eyes. Sorry to break it to you.
Jack Thompson
Fuck this faggot. He could have easily killed someone. At least Jeff Hardy only totaled his Cadillac.
Adrian Bennett
but they literally don't have another tag match to put on raw other than usos vs. revival
Wyatt Garcia
BASED
Wyatt Lopez
>EY DIS PO-LEESE CAR BE MAKIN' ME FEEL UNEASY DAY ONE ISH I AIN'T NO CRIME NIGGA! If he was white he'd be out of the company, the only white guy that gets a pass is Jeff Hardy because he's such a braindead hillbilly.
LOL, no they literally can't. If she's attractive, the sexual tension won't allow you to be friends. If she won't fuck you, you're a beta that got friendzoned. If she DOES fuck you, there's no need to keep pretending to be her friend. And on top of all that, women are vapid, narcissistic, dumb, and not even good at engaging in meaningful conversation. If you legitimately want to just be friends with women, you're a fucking simp
Carson Taylor
BASED. If we can meme the edrone lemmings into parroting this everywhere, then we might have ourselves adpocalypse 3.0
Also, lots of sexual misconduct to tweet to advertisers about
Should work together to get this nerd taken off twitter, dude reeks of soi and we've only seen one post.
Ethan Hughes
The point is that they AREN'T actually contractors. Only on paper. Wwe owns them lock, stock, and barrel. They are 100% employees. Wwe and their "employees/sub-contractors" are like the jews. Always changing the story based on the needs of the current scandal
Xavier Mitchell
It sucks so many people hide behind twitter and use fake avatars do this shit.
Lucas Turner
what the fuck is wrong with trumpfs americans??
Caleb Wood
>using your actual picture Have fun getting doxed because you said a thing someone didn't like reading.
James Howard
Why is Naomiwith this retard
Chase White
He has a bunch of clout with management, not saying that's why they're together but it could backfire on her if she left him.
Joseph Foster
Oh 100%. If they fired uce, Naomi wouldn't last 3 months
Aaron Long
He thinks NJPW should have joshi matches. Dudes a faggot
Charles Carter
Allan, Rovert, and Bix are the unholy trinity of twitter faggots
Dylan Lee
>le moomin man at it again Biggest wrestling faggot on twitter and that's fucking saying something
Joseph Bell
There is no power on this earth forcing anyone to be contracted to WWE. They are all signed to deals that they have consented to and that carries with it certain conditions, one of those being that they are not employed by the company. Nothing was stopping any of them from working for a different promotion and negotiating a better deal.
Anthony Watson
Why is WWE so tolerant of DUIs now? Seems like a disaster waiting to happen. Doesn't bode well.
Daniel Sullivan
Why do this happen to every GIF account? They always get an ego and start posting like they’re an authority on anything
Jace Powell
>excess of 100 mph >swerving >go to bar to get more drunk >bar refuses to let him drink >he accelerates to 86 in a residential 45 >almost hits a car >police have to roll down the windows to cover the stink of booze Where's his friends to tell him to stop this shit? Where's Naomi?
Julian Williams
Fucking this. He LARPed himself into a shoot
David Turner
Cop had every right to taze him till he was half retarded. but the cop probably knew that if he did, the chimps would be rioting by dawn.
Cameron Bennett
>>he accelerates to 86 in a residential 45 Holy fucking based!
Ayden Hill
>Not driving 100MPH+ with your heavy-pour cocktail in your car.
You're a faggot.
Isaiah Bennett
maybe rikishi only ran over stone cold cos he was drunk?!?!?
Tyler Mitchell
>Where's his friends to tell him to stop this shit? Where's Naomi? Probably just as wasted in the passenger seat.
Gavin Moore
big banter big breakfast big bleacher
Jeremiah Flores
She wouldn’t do it, they’re just friends.
Mason Russell
he's tired of Big Dick Baron Corbin cucking him
Xavier Miller
You've obviously never fucked a girl that was in a committed relationship before. It's astoundingly easy.
based @chad refusing to sell for that simp with a (You)
Gabriel Davis
Enzo got fired for not telling wwe he was under investigation on top of a bunch of other shit, don’t act like he’s a victim
Luis Walker
BAFED AND RESPONSIBLE BARON BOUTTA START A MULATTO FAMILY WITH HIS NIGRESS
Cameron Carter
Don't forget >Lars says mean things on the internet >gets fined 100k
Benjamin Ortiz
Passive-aggressive little fag, you know you're prison pussy
William Miller
Tell me, how is Japan a based place for boozehounds?
Lincoln Taylor
You do care as evidenced by ya boiling seeth. Go somewhere else shitskin
Matthew Perez
so am I but im not stupid enough to get in a car while im drunk fuck this fucking guy
Isaiah Cruz
Not him but getting shitfaced in your off time is basically required of every Japanese male. After work all the office drones go to izakayas with their bosses and managers and down sake and biru until they can't see straight. This is basically an unwritten rule of Japanese office life. Booze is really cheap, too.
Plus you have places like host/hostess clubs, nightclubs, bars, etc. coupled with very efficient public transportation means that you can be off your nut and get home safe and sound.
Parker Rodriguez
this guy gets it. 3-4 beers is okay for driving.
Ryder Ramirez
I can't speak for Japan, but I served two years in Korea and it's almost the exact same. Korean soju is literally the same price as a bottle of water, about a dollar american. and a bottle of soju will put most people on their ass, if not you'll be pretty frosty eyed. So, basically you can get shithammered for a dollar.
Plus they had so many bars, norabong (korean karoake where you have a private room and they bring you fruit and booze and women), every worker is drinking with his boss after work, and i even saw liquor trucks like an icecream truck, you just go up and pay 5 bucks and get a shot of whiskey or vodka.
>He thinks the Roman Empire fell because of Germanic tribesmen >He also thinks Catholicism was worth saving (Protestantism is shit too desu).
Jaxson Robinson
based
Jack White
Now I miss Korea
Juan Thompson
Same as true in China but you have to deal with fake liquor
Jose Torres
>This meme still According to the police themselves Enzo only found out about the investigation when the thot posted about it, along with everyone else. He was 100% the victim.
Mason Sanchez
Johnny Fats AKA J-Fizzle AKA Big Buick Swerve will be making his debut at All Out
Camden Green
Greatest two years of my life, man. Wish I could go back.
Blake Perry
So he went from Palafox to Cantoment? What the fuck was he doing in Cantoment?
I can't shake the feeling that HHH set him up. Same shit with RVD
Joshua Bailey
The RVD one still reeks of a set-up, wasn't even driving blazed like Swagger but simply pulled over for 'speeding' and charged for weed possession, a hefty fine of $140 and immediate termination of his title run because he 'embarrassed the company'. You could pull over a car containing RVD and Sabu at any time in history and you'd find weed in the car, it'd be the easiest thing in the world to orchestrate.
Jeremiah Young
drunk speeding is fucking tits
Lincoln Lee
This, the only reason Enzo isn't back in WWE is because he annoys people backstage
Easton Richardson
I'm pretty sure RVD has personally owned up to that one. He said in a shoot that a couple other guys had gotten popped in that exact stretch and he knew it was a speed trap and just kind of said "fuck it". If he said he thought Triple H set him up I would believe it tho
