Hey guys can you give me ideas on how to wife a thot ?
Lana
Angel Roberts
Caleb Thomas
You should never want this. Lana is just plain embarrassing with her thirst traps and how desperate she is for fame. This is all attention-whoring despite having a husband who just wants to settle down and have kids.She's attractive, but her desperation is just sad at this point. She's like the fat bitch from Hairspray. She just can't handle that she's a d-list celebrity (at best).
Adam Gonzalez
Be rich.
Hudson Russell
Seething incel virgin.
Zachary Rivera
>he's seen hairspray
holy fucking cringe
Dylan Cook
Join wwe, the thots pretty much have to date other wrestlers
Juan Smith
Fuck you, hairspray is kino af.
Hunter Gonzalez
even if I managed to have a girl like this, I wouldnt want to be doing this with her in public
Grayson Powell
>how do I put a ring on a finger that a ring should never go on
>wanting to marry someone who will cheat on you divorce you and take half your shit.
I swear there is no hope for some of you. Thots are meant for fucking and thats it.
Nathan Hernandez
Hairspray is good shit, faggot.
Camden Bailey
>incel
white liberal bisexual teenager detected
Wyatt Cox
You're unironically correct. Maybe if she was 10 years younger, it would work for her, but her attempts are pretty fucking embarrassing at this point on how much she wants fame.
Evan Campbell
>getting married
Lana will hit the wall in a few years, keep your options open and your std testing current for the next thots
Carter Bailey
>marrying a thot
They are for pumping, dumping and extra-marital sex when your wife gets boring.
Jaxson Turner
Lay down some more wisdom for us, Chad.
Dominic Hall
1. Be attractive
2. Don't be unattractive
Jackson Gutierrez
Get rich
Colton Stewart
have sex pinheads
Jacob Morgan
Gain height
Jeremiah Brown
>t.
Austin White
she is 34, a coalburner, and childless
why would you want to marry anyone like her?
Tyler Jones
the leash is hooked to my cage ;D
Anthony Ortiz
Is she walking Rusev on that leash?
Joshua Howard
Forget thots, all they want is money. Go after a cute trap, they want someone to love & be loyal to.
Evan Peterson
Lana is literally top tier. Anyone who says otherwise is probably a virgin.
Adam Ramirez
Based
William Young
If you're going to be a fag just go after a gay dude. Stop with the delusional trap shit.
Xavier Gonzalez
Gays are awful and will sleep around and give you aids and are annoying. Traps are loyal and usually have had few sexual partners making them the clear winner. You are a retard.
Juan Cox
I want to walk up with a shirt that says "no shit"
Lucas Kelly
money
James Bailey
you need a bbc (big bulgarian cock)
Nicholas Hernandez
Is sad that her only chance at being popular like she wants was Total Divas and she fuck that up by being the most unlikable among a group of unlikable women. Also why does Rusev put up with her? he could easily find wife material if he really wanted to.
Gabriel Barnes
based
traps aren't gay if they identify as women
Ryan Cruz
Czeched
Oliver Thomas
Newfriend pls leave
Michael White
>Man in a dress
Xavier Gutierrez
I've gone out with vapid attention whores and it's a pain in the ass. Stevie Wonder could see how desperate she is for attention. It's not worth it. These girls are depressing as fuck to be around and make everything a "viral moment" because they didn't get any attention from their parents. Put it simply, she's going through a mid-life crisis in her 30's rather than her 40's.
It's good shit, fag.
Nathan Bailey
I feel bad for Rusev. Guy moves to the US and is the American dream incarnate. Probably wants to make big money so he can live comfortably in his house in Tennessee and raise a family. Gets married to a woman who is also Eastern European. Instead of hitting the wall and settling down like a normal woman, she's still acting like a thot in her mid 30s.
Jose Anderson
Saddest part is that smug walk she does as if anybody knows who she is outside of wrestling fans. It's like she's expecting people to say, "IS THAT LANA!?"
Jaxson Morgan
*casually strolls in front of your vehicle when the light turns green after you've been waiting in your path*
Jackson Flores
seething zoomer tranny