Be real with me Yea Forums

I want him to come out right at the start of All Out with a mic and deliver the greatest promo in history saying he's through with wrestling and how it sucks and how you'll never see him again and then later on he interrupts the main event.

nobody gives a shit if he can really fight. if he exposed that he cant even fake fight then he is worthless

I do but not in any kind of way he will actually return. If he went full puny, chickenshit heel that talks a bunch of shit he never backs up I would like it. If he worked matches that were more or less the same as his matches in UFC except he manages to crawl out and take a countout loss or something it would work. If they told him to just go be himself (a shoot unlikable shitter) and cut whatever promo he could in spite of massively one sided defeats it would probably be dimes.

But CM Phil is not going to do that. Unless the last several years have been some kind of extremely elaborate self parody to set up the ultimate chickenshit heel gimmick it won't happen. Punk believed he could be a shoot fighter and somehow continued to believe that after getting fucking destroyed by a tomato can. He believed he could throw a punch and throw literally the gayest uppercut I have ever seen in my life on camera for a Mortal Kombat game. He won't be willing to be a sniveling little bitch heel because he thinks it would be too unbelievable. He is Phil Brooks, UFC star. If/when he does debut I am putting 100% he gets some kind of "shoot" win over someone with a submission or strike.

He tanked his own stock doing UFC and now nobody gives a shit about him.
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no. the end of his wwe run was embarrassing. he phoned it in every night in the ring and on the mic. his pipe bomb promo everyone pole jocks pandered to all the dweebs that make up the crowd now and drove casual fans away and his colt cabana podcast opened the floodgate for the indie shitter invasion we're stuck with now. plus anyone he beat in a wrestling match now would be permanently buried since we all saw what happened to him in mma.

>nobody gives a shit if he can really fight
wrestling relies on suspension of disbelief. you have to believe going into a match that both guys are tough and have a chance to win. phillip was held on the mat and literally tickled in a real fight. it would kill kayfabe and destroy the credibility of whoever was in the ring with him if he got any offense in at all at this point. he buried himself in the ufc.

worked and boiling. summer of 92 heat index

All the people itt that pretend like they wouldn't mark out if the heard static and Cult of Personality on a wrestling show

it paved the way for people like danyul boring and jasethy and kofi to be the heavyweight champion. those runts are barely knocking on the door of 200 lbs.

if the booking is good, yes
if the booking is not good, no

Only desperate faggots and mentally ill trannies want to see this disgrace to pro wrestling wrestle again.

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If it makes Yea Forums seethe then I'm all for it.

Simple as

Only if he plays a chickenshit heel. Basically a god tier Miz with an MMA spin to it.

he will ruin the last credibility wrestling has for good

Rey Mysterio won the heavyweight championship well before Punk, and Rey is a fucking Lilliputian.

Rey gets a pass

No.
I think he's fucking shit.
Not saying this as a contrarian, I genuinely think he's the most overrated thing in wrestling since 2002/2003.
He's shit and his wife should be fucking other men.

No, but I'll be drunk and shitposting regardless.

Rey is literally the guy that opened the door for small guys as heavyweight champions. You can't hate the concept of sub 200 guys as champ when Rey, a sub 150 guy back then, was the champ.

I'm not that guy I don't really hate the concept that much even though I think manlets should usually be midcard.
just saying Rey's a special singular case.

To MMA so he can get BTFO more

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only to say good bye and thank you to the fans who made him.

But why? Rey is much smaller and his moveset is very weak looking. At least small guys like Daniel Bryan are using wrestling moves and submissions, the latter of which can work on guys of any size if you cinch it in and know what you're doing. Rey's moves wouldn't do shit to a bigger guy.

Idc about him wrestling I just want to see him do his goofy entrance

Not really, but if he does it better be as the ultimate chicken-shit heel and/or comedy jobber.

>Be on the internet in 2003/2004
>Everyone talking about how based Punk is and the fedora-tier 'haha le cage wasn't 50 feet tall and there is no god xD'
>Obnoxious Punk nuthuggers all over the place
>Also talking about how he has a martial arts background and is a legit shooter

Felt so good to see him get exposed. I know that was 15 years ago and this is rent free-tier, but fuck it. Phil and his fans can suck a ding-dong diddly dingus

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the fuck does ufc fights have to do with a wrestling legacy?

His current gimmick can work tho. He struts around like a MMA god that gets punished for his delusions and he counteracts it with a balance of self deprivation and positivity. A Yin Yang of failure. CM Cope

No he doesn't. He's a fucking geek and him beating any noncruiserweight is a joke and a disgrace.

What is Nonon doing in that pic?

>>Also talking about how he has a martial arts background and is a legit shooter
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yeah whatever, one of three things will happen
>it's actually good somehow
>it's mediocre as fuck but not outright terrible, and is basically just forgotten
>it's horribly bad and embarrassing and we get some fresh OC
i'm hoping for option 3 but either way yeah why not, let him come back. I feel like option 2 is the most likely though.

Do you think Undertaker is a zombie too?

>But why?
because he is the greatest luchador of all time and single handedly made the lucha libre style popular and mainstream in the US. his ecw and wcw matches are legendary, but you wouldn't know that would ya lil guy?

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I've likely been watching wrestling longer than you've been alive. I'm well aware of Rey's influence. But that doesn't mean I want him as heavyweight champ. He's simply not believable.

She's getting choked by her boyfriend and loving it. ALL anime girls like being teased, bullied, choked, constricted, bound, etc. Even if they say they don't. Anime girls just get turned on like crazy by that; it shows that you're not a 'nice' guy' and if you abuse them a bit they get super wet and cock-crazed.

Holy FUCKING ding-dong diddly cringeola

CM Punk did interviews where he said he likes to incorporate his MMA background into his wrestling moveset

>his ecw and wcw matches are legendary,
Against other midgets. That dont make him credible against Heavyweight champions or even losers like Big Show.

nah, well it wouldnt be any worse than what theyve got but he also wouldnt improve anything

Are you fucking serious? How are you this much of a mark?

So he likes to do twirly kicks and lose?

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>>Also talking about how he has a martial arts background and is a legit shooter
I was there and I actually don't remember this at all. He never used roundhouse kicks before he got to WWE, he didn't even wear kickpads he was just the basketball shorts and regular wrestling boots guy who did toe kicks and stomps. He was working with Joe and Low Ki and Rocky Romero and even Danielson and shit who can all actually grapple or strike to some degree and he never looked like he'd be able to keep up with those guys in terms of real technique.

Maybe if you were on like wrestlingforums.com or something with a bunch of little 12 year olds. I don't remember him promoting himself like that before WWE and don't remember anyone even trying to make an argument that he was a shooter of any sort.

i'm not saying it makes midgets going over acceptable. what i'm saying is him winning once in a huge upset is something i can tolerate because of who he is and what he's done. otherwise, i agree. example - daniel bryan going over haitch, orton and batista all in the same night was embarrassing for wrestling

But Rey didn't win once. He is a three time heavyweight champ in the E. And of course he had numerous successful title defenses too.

>if you abuse them a bit they get super wet and cock-crazed
Just like in my NTR doujins.

I wouldn't mind it, but there can't be any incorporation of his gay MMA shit in his matches. He's lost any and all right for that.

Absolutely.

This limp wristed faggot can just keep staying home