Kek, and you wonder why this company is dying

it's a bad record for a guy who's often main eventing

He's a prick.
Stop being a fucking contrarian faggot just because it's cool to go against the norm.

Worked.

>He's a prick
Are you REALLY this mad over a heel being a heel? He's working you you dumbass mark

This.

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Meltzer doesn't even hate Corbin as much as Alvarez does. He just thinks he's average and has an alright look.

No, I'm not mad, he's just shit.
Shayna Baezler is a fucking great heel, I want to see more of her... Baron Corbin is bland and fucking boring as fuck.

I liked him more when he was a balding edgy faggot. Now he seems lazy as shit and only there to collect a paycheck

Ovulate

the absolute state of this board

>Shayna Baezler is a fucking great heel
Yikes

Heels are for losing simp, they can be based and kill everyone on the mic and be badass and all but at the end of the day they have to lose.

Imagine getting this worked over Based Shayna. Corbinfags SEETHING

Never book a wrestling show please

You know a company is in a toilet when Boring Snorebin is the workhorse.

based big wolf corbs working the marks into a spluttering seethe
NJPW run when

It's philosophies like this that led to the murder of bray and joes heat
If the heel doesn't win nobody will take them seriously

fpbp
At least Gaytch was an internet darling from 99 - 01. But I don't think I've ever seen anyone online praise Corbin.

God id pay money to see Snorebin trying to do a finisher reverse sequence like njpw does. He would fucking break in half doing it

He'd draw huge yen. Japanese women love him.

Is Corbin Vince's new HBK? Or is he taking care of Steph or Shane. That dog of Steph's is probably too wore out to take care of her by now.

COPE

that record counts house show matches were the heels always lose

Ya boiling, ya fuming. Ya dilating. Ya not showering. Ya not getting a clue. Ya not showering. Ya coping. Ya not having sex. Ya Kevin Nash was raped at gunpoint by black men in the blistering hot Summer of 92'ing.

Corbin is based faggot

>at the end of the day they have to lose.

AT THE END OF THE DAY. As in, at the PPV. They can't lose on weekly television fucking constantly and then expect to draw a single fucking person to see wrestle the blowoff match.

>You've seen him lose 75% of his matches on TV! Well get the WWE Network and you can see him lose, again, on Pay Per View!

What kind of sales pitch is that? Never go into wrestling, or any other industry built on storytelling.

>God id pay money to see Snorebin

based corbs working your dimes out of your pocket

Heres you all out theme bro.
My vagina has two sets of lips,
but I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used
My vagina's got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond
Operation, sex-cessful
But now I gotta pee
Through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back
Cause I don't want a bladder infection
I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I trade it in for a pair of used cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians
Operation, paid up front
Now I show all my friends
My new designer cunt
They think I'm kinda weird
But that's ok with me
Cause now I kick their ass
Played from the ladies team
There's nothing finer
Than having a vagina
>reddits been reporting all anti AEW threads
Absolutely seething

HE BRINGS THE SEETHING
HE MAKES THE BOIL

BASED Corbs putting in the work.

This

SEETHING

Kek Brock's a heel and he's lost a total of 9 times since he returned in 2012, even then only pinned 5 times.

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House shows retard

Wow so he even loses when cameras are off, what a chad.

I feel like Corbin could be better. They have a bunch of shit hanging from him that make him look bad. I think he is upper midcard at best, and years from that even, but some of this shit nobody could get over. Steve Austin couldn't get over wrestling fully dressed in street clothes like a fucking CAW. Kane couldn't keep heat losing literally 80% of his matches. I can't fault anyone outside of the very top echelon in WWE for their promos since everyone gets their shit written down to the facial expressions.

If anything he is the poster child for whats wrong with the WWE today. If you have the potential to be really great you end up being a solid upper midcard guy if you are lucky. If you have the potential to be a solid upper midcard guy you end up like Corbin. Anything less than that and you are so fucked there's nothing left to bury.

Even though they sucked in the ring, at least JBL & Jinder had a decent look and were good on the mic. Corbin has nothing to offer.

Based Corbin paying his dues, no matter how overpushed he is he still works hard for it.

>JBL had a decent look
He was fat fuck who relied on entrance gear to make him look interesting.

Imagine if Triple H lost 80% of his matches in 2000

Corbin is no worse than hhh, he's the guy who fights the guy who draws except none of the faces can draw.

vince actually thinks women find this guy attractive so thats why he is there

By the time he had the JBL gimmick he didn't have a great body but he had a great look. Dude absolutely looked like someone that would go get shitfaced and start barfights even though he has over $1,000,000 sitting in the bank. He looked like someone who used to play football and never stopped picking on geeks. If anything him actually being in shape would lessen the gimmick because he wouldn't look like a regular joe that is just a dumb prick. Its what made him so easy to hate, he had no real redeeming qualities.

...Why are you posting photos of yourself?

>Jinder was good on the mic

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>who relied on entrance gear to make him look interesting.
his hat and towel?

Sitting here laughin at ya, little buddy. Get a goddamn ding-dong diddly clue

Maybe because this is your first trip off reddit. Yea Forums is a based big boy Baron board.

They count house shows and heels lose there ya retard

>Regular Joe's aren't doughy slobs

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Cronge

Is that a NoFX song?

Worked by the GOAT