JAILED SINCE

Damn how many times these niggers wanna get a DUI? If they weren't samoans they would have been released by now

They know they can get away with it because they're one of the only tag teams worth shit in the E right now

Again? When will he have his license taken away? And people have been fired for much much less in WWE, fucking Samoan nepotism.

>Usos are just playing 4d chess to finally get WWE to provide transport
BASED

>They know they can get away with it because they're one of the only tag teams worth shit in the E right now

This, Vince bails em out every time as long as they call him FIRST

Again?

ringsidenews.com/2019/07/25/jimmy-uso-arrested-on-dui-charges/

What's that now 4-5 arrests? 3-4 for DUI, 1 for being a drunk idiot in front of cops. 2 arrests in less than 6 months.
Almost anyone else would have been buried but he'll be on SummerSlam winning the tag titles.
Real good shit to be in the Anoaʻi family

Again, huh. This motherfucker could kill someone. Get them the fuck off TV and book him into AA or some shit. Fucking shithead.

Stay mad

Soon

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>Shoutouts to Hillsborough
>Gets arrested straight after
Is this a receipt from the cops?

Eh, Jeff Hardy was and still is 20x the drug-fueled fuck-up Uso is and he still gets the red carpet rolled out for him every time he feels like coming back.

How long till Naomi leaves this loser and settles down with a nice civilised white man?

OH NO NO NO NO

/ourgirl/ Foxy is selling her on that as we speak.

Hi Usos! They let ya use computers in jail now?

she's already getting the Deep Six

Jeff Hardy is an earth rocker

That boy is an idiot

>that waiter
kek the first time my dad saw corbin he said the same thing

KEK. Didn"t Cena mock his past DUIs on Raw on Monday? Pottery and KWAB.

>another DUI after Cena called them out for it on TV

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BASED

They literally just referenced this on Raw too. The absolute state of WWMEME.

KWAB

> AND NEEEEW RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPION

What did user mean by this?
INFINITE KEK

I hope he and wrecks his car and dies without harming others, the next time he drives while drunk.

based BMJ buries another shitter

Based Uce protecting the business. There really are real men left.

based uce and jeff hardy working vince into a seething shoot. Vince will probably not let the usos or the hardy brothers quit since they will be taken by AEWho

>get owned by Cena for being arrested
>get arrested agaim

BASED UCE

fire this fucking idiot
are they just going to let these retards drive around drunk until they kill someone?

Yikes, this guy needs to sort himself out.

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This reminds me of the times when Jeff Hardy is called out for doing drugs then immediately gets jailed for drugs

didn't Big Match John joked about the Usos looking like their mugshots on Monday?

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holy fucking ding-dong diddly basedoli

Oh no

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it's happening

>Cameron and that waiter
Okay, that was cringe fanfiction but that last line was based

per usual via Mike Johnson of PWInsider:

>WWE issued the following statement to PWInsider.com in regard to Jimmy Uso's arrest this morning:

>"Jonathan Fatu is responsible for his own personal actions."

How often can you get arrested for the same shit before you go to jail for at least some weeks in the usa?

People don't take DUI's seriously enough. "Oh they didn't cause an accident!"

One DUI and you should lose your right to drive for life.

CENAWINSLOL

>One DUI and you should lose your right to drive for life.
came here to say THIS

Unironically with you on this. Fuck any faggot who does it.

Who is Jonathan Fatu

isn't this like the fourth time?

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Agree

Depends on how rich you are but he has to be getting jail time for this many DUIs in such a short amount of time

I know someone that had 3 dui's that only had to serve out his sentence on the weekends
its a fucking joke

>Holy shit this dude takes larping as a nigger too far

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Fourth? Try tenth

>Again, huh. This motherfucker could kill someone. Get them the fuck off TV and book him into AA or some shit. Fucking shithead.
Pussy

kek

>that last line
KEK

That's Based as Fuck and you just KNOW Corbin himself made it because IRL he is Getting Closer to BLEACHING Her womb.

cringe

AGAIN.
AFTER CENA LITERALLY SAID SOMETHING 2 DAYS AGO.
THIS IS POETRY IN MOTION.

cops got worked into a shoot as always

You’re putting way too much trust in our purposely low IQ police force.

DUI laws vary by state, but typically you only get arrested if you're above a certain level on a breathalyzer and they let you go home if you pay the bail and someone picks you up.

Also some states will suspend your license after the 2nd or 3rd arrest for up to 6 months.

Depends a lot on the cop. AZ has tough DUI laws but I got two stories for you.

>friend is dating former Sega cfo
>start having issues
>she's constantly drunk or high
>gets pulled over
>drunk as fuck
>pills in car
>doesn't even get arrested, gets to go home
>lawyer handles the rest
>pays some fines never saw inside of a jail cell

I have another friend. Complete retard but fun to hang out with.

>2 DUIs
>on probation
>not supposed to be around alcohol
>driving financed used vette he can't quite afford
>gets pulled over drunk
>fails sobriety test
>spends night in jail
>they tell him he'll have to go to court, lose his license and go to jail for a while
>waits for summons
>nothing happens
>consults lawyer
>tell him that prosecutor probably forgot to file it
>he has one year to do so from when it took place
>one year goes past no charges he's off free

Always lawyer up my niggers

jesus ram is good again

For the longest time, I thought they did, what with those Buses and stuff

ITS NOT PARANOIA
ITS THE PO-LICE

BASED BIG DICK BIG BANTZ CORBIN DING-DONG DIDDLY BE GIVING NAOMI THE DEEP SIX WHILY JIMMY DING-DONG DIDDLY BE GETTING THE BLACK HOLE SLAM BY TYRONE AND BUBBA

It's a crime that rich white people do, there's no way they will be "tough" on a crime that entitled white people do

>only rich white people drive around drunk
nhtsa.gov/sites/nhtsa.dot.gov/files/tt398.pdf
Blacks are the most dangerous drunk drivers.

Book it!

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Dimes

>deep six
Damn he that tall and only musters six? White boys got it hard

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I admire his adherence to the black gimmick

>Corbin the next time he sees Naomi

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lol

polys drunk drive all the time its just a regular part of their culture its so normal they're basically three times better at it than whites and blacks

youtu.be/pOfMUJVf26c

Fuck it

you realize there are two of them right?

no it's just jimmy moving incredibly fast, creating an after image

The items after 2006 are victimless misdemeanors, that wouldn't even get you booted from the NFL.

>implying rich and even poor oogity boogities don't get like 6 diversions for felonies before they're finally given a minimal sentence

KEK

Aka
>we don’t want the Usos going to AEW so we won’t release them

This ain't even funny anymore. Why doesn't wwe punish these guys?

Side note: there's fucking THREE of them (Jay, Jimmy, and Naomi) - not fucking one of them could handle being the designated driver when they have drinks? It's simple as taking turns, fucking Froshes learn that in high school.

Wasn’t that earlier this year?

So I just googled it, fucking Naomi is the wife of the dude who keeps getting popped. Why can't that bitch be like, "Hey, my man is in trouble already, lemme only drink a couple beers and I'll drive to the next town tonight, like a good wifey."

I bet that bitch is pouring vodka into his monsters when he's not looking. She wants him to go to jail so she can star fucking some of that BWC that Foxy and Sasha keeps bragging about. She prolly wants Sheamus or Corbin to throw the smoke to her. Naomi wants to be spit roasted by the white penis gods! So she's framing Jimmy! It's a frame job, Uce!

>mind blown

I think you're on to something... keep digging!

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This has to be a work since that cena promo.

It's already documented she wants baron corbin's fat cock

Retard

I got three and never served a day. helped i got them in three different states. they're suppose to communicate the duis to other states but never did. first offense is generally do three days or take a three day class and probation. would imagine he's done the same getting them in different states

tldr spread your drunk driving out

Living the gimmick.

I used to drink a lot. Started getting worse and worse. One night I was blacked out and woke up at home. I had driven my five speed truck all 30 minutes home. I haven’t drank since then.

Based, user, taking charge of your life and making healthy, life altering decisions.

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He’s unironically going to kill someone in a DUI episode and get released within 2 years

Lmao.

damn naomi was such a bad driver that he decided to drive drunk instead.

welcome.

youtube.com/watch?v=tks_6VzRjXk

Hey, listen, this dude has a legitimate drinking problem. He needs medical help. He has a legitimate chemical addiction to alcohol. I'll be a big faggot about it but this guy, 100% needs rehab.

- t. Godzillachad Rehab.

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Vince just needs to hire this guy a sobriety coach/chauffeur or something.

I dui every night and have never been in an accident. This is like saying don't play contact sports cause you can get hurt or hurt other people. Fucking idiot.

hopefully next time he crashes and ends his career

Damn Dean sounds like he's doing worse than Jeff Hardy back in the day

r-truth makes everything better

nigger you don't know shit about medicine if you think every drinking problem needs medical help