Oh shit I thought Cornette was exaggerating lol this Marko Stunt nigga makes Jericho looks like André
Oh shit I thought Cornette was exaggerating lol this Marko Stunt nigga makes Jericho looks like André
I feel like that's apart of the appeal. Imagine being able to throw around that guy.
OH NO NO NO NO. The absolute fucking state of these niggas
>hot dog shirt
YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP
The Million Dollar Man of AEW
Holy shit I thought that was izzy before I openet the picture
Holy shit is that AEW's Ted Dibiase?
KEK
at this rate they'll end up signing kemonito
>
What are the odds?
>Marko Stunt
>Height: 5' 2"
OH NO NO NO NO NO
HOTDOG HOTDOG HOTDOG HOTDOG HOTDOG HOTDOG HOTDOG HOTDOG
I love this little nigga like you wouldn't believe
IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
(billed)
Who is the tiny flatchested girl that Jericho is holding onto?
Oh shit nigguh
Nicholas went to AEW? HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT
Whats his legit height?
Is anyone gonna answer my god damn question?
Marko Stunt
EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE
Thats a dude?
But he smol.
Read the original post, idiot
Not gonna lie before I opened the thumbnail I thought Jericho was taking a picture with that little girl Izzy.
Is this Tony's Dad? The wallet of AEW flaunting dogs to the boys like that?
photoshopped. there's no fucking way bryan alvarez is that short.
Marko is the perfect undersized dude to powerbomb off a stage or some shit. Can't wait for Luchasaurus to kill him, you know thats coming.
Obviously you didnt get the point of my shitposts.
After they declare their inaugural world champion this nigga is gonna buy it off of him for two chili cheese dogs.
HAHAHAHA
CONEYS CONEYS CONEYS CONEYS CONEEEEEEEEYS
he makes jericho look jacked. Is y2j off the yoga and back on the juice
Me too, lol.
lmao
Jeriboomer is still so self conscious that he has to wear heels or lifts at all moments. You’re 5’9 and a chunky drunk, deal with it.
Basef
>getting mogged this hard by fucking jericho
holy fuck
imagine this kid next to someone that's actually tall
We memed this into reality bros.
Who is going to be AEW's Virgil? I bet Virgil is available.
Because I opened the thumbnail I thought Jericho was taking a pic with Izzy
Western """""men""""" all look like that now brother
Scorpio Sky
Does Marko Stunt have a medical condition or something? He walks like he doesn't have knees and looks a bit retarded.
Does Marko Stunt bottom for all the talent or something?
Marko Stunt is entertaining as FUCK.
Jericho is 5'10 normally (closer to 5'9 with age) in 1 inch boots. Let's be generous and say he's 5'11. He has a hunched over posture in this picture, so shave off 2 inches. So 5'9. He's a full head taller than Marko Stunt, so the little guy is 5'3 at the most
I am from the west and I am ten inches taller than he is, have longer hair than that(girls love it)looks better than his and have a jesus beard.
His brother is even shorter
Yeah. I've been close enough to him to know he's only up to my armpit and I measured that and he's 5'2.
>tfw no Marko Stunt /ss/ fanfiction
Meme magic
bafes
Hello Poof Bombz. Ya look disgusting
Fuck that nigger truth bombz, fuck tripfags, fuck namefags and fuck actual fags such as yourself.
Dont be hating the fact that my hair is long sexy silky smooth and it shines in the sun son.