*does a more powerful version of your finisher halfway through the match in your path*
*proceeds to not draw a dime and let's Cornette live rent free in his head*
*tries to pick a fight with Enzo, runs away like a bitch, then challenges him to another fight on twitter*
Based Jelly Jannetty
who??
One of Jim Cornette's punching bags
Had no idea who this guy was until his second Spring Break show.
Manlet, flabby, (I don't even fight for a career and I'm in way better shape), and now an exposed tough guy gimmick
*gets mad at actual wrestlers for honing their craft*
>claims to be a "bad boy"
>gets fucking clowned on by Enzo Amore
>books and sells out shows
ya seethe?
>sells out 500 seats
I'm fuckin' vibratin'!
He books his own mudshows and probably sells out at 100 people
>sells out shows
in bingo halls with 400 fat retards
Literal yardtards do this too.
KWAB
Worked
spring break 4 is gonna hold 4.5k and it will sell out
This here? That place looks the size of the conference room at my work.
in your fucking dreams, jelly
Is Joey Jannetty mad he never got to face Okarder?
Yo what's up Joey! Still smoking two packs a day or you easin up, mate?
Okada would never stoop so low
What a simp
The jacked daddy chad 5'7" Meltzer VS the skinnyfat 30 year old boomer virgin 5'6" Jelly Jannelly
He wrestled omega multiple times so you cant say that.
>Give him an unprotected tombstone breaking >his neck.
Then douse him and the entire AEW ring in gasoline.
>Light a match, but before you flick it, look at the camera and say "FUCK YOU JIM CORNETTE."
>Then flick the match on him and watch him burn.
>He'll probably still kick out at one, so club his JR grilled ass a few times with a machete.
>Look at the horrified crowd and say "HE"S OKAY WRESTLING IS FAKE."