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youtube.com/watch?v=yunhRHRaCEQ

I'm down for a wrestling show with closing credits

Now ask yourself here, does this look like the people who run and perform in a wrestling company? If you had no idea who these people were, no idea what AEW was, would you believe that any of these people were wrestlers?

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Awesome Kong is so based

Every fucking time, he makes this face

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I only see marks and a fat tranny

>Michael Nakazawa is now more mainstream than Nakamura, Asuka, Kairi, Io and Kushida combined

Looks like a cast photo for a CSI series

Looks like a cult hierarchy.

it wasn't supposed to be like this!!

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Looks like a traveling circus group

Cody looks rough

damn Jordi el nino polla has grown a semi-beard

Where are Jericho and Page?

>CEOs and owner of the company
>fucking jungle boy is there
>definitely gonna push him because daddy cred
>who the fuck is that sandnigger behind omega
>even that tranny is in the pic
I want them to succeed but it just keeps getting harder bros

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>ugly fatass tranny in the pic

That thing on the right is nyla rose?
BWAHAHAHAHHAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

user-kun they are not worthy of success. Watch NJPW

>he knows his full name

Kenneth looks like he regrets backing his friends up
Probably wishing he was in japan right now

Looks like a quirky business show set in the mid-00s, to compete vs The Office
>Cody is the bland everyman sort of main character
>Brandi is his wife that flirts with literally every man but Cody
>Jungle Boy is the stoner character that's hip and with it and gets into all sorts of stupid shit
>Nakazawa is the LEL COMEDY GOLD character that will show up in the majority of gifs and have a fanbase that is the direct opposite of his character
>Kong is the required sassy black woman that runs HR
>Nyla acts as the straight man, sort of dorky character, for shitholes like tumblr to attach to. Gets little screentime outside of Special Moments
>The Twins are the performance managers who literally don't do anything except cause trouble for people, they spend most of their time drinking energy drinks and skateboarding in the parking lot
>Kenny is the older more experienced senior member who's seen a lot of bullshit, kind of an ineffectual worker. Jungle Boy is his weed dealer
>Khan is the Michael ripoff

>>fucking jungle boy is there
You don't understand why he is at a fucking entertainment media conference? user. Why?
Please don't play dumb.
Also Jungle Boy, if pushed correctly will be the biggest star from those no names they signed. He's young and hot. Who the fuck would not push him as the rising babyface? Who the fuck would not make him into his Von Erich?

Why wouldn't you put Jungle Boy in the picture? Everybody loves him and he's going to be their future.

I saw jungle boy at an indie show and there were teen thots literally screaming when he came out

this.

If you honestly can't see the potential in Jungle Boy I really don't know what to tell you

Cultists have lost it

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>regurgitating what you hear pervert Meltzer say about teen girls
mega cringe

could you reddit space any harder?

Hello Jack! Didn't know you posted on Yea Forums

>and hot
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>if you honestly can't see this potential in this ugly 90lb twink I don't know what to tell you

I literally heard and saw it in person. why did you mention Meltzer in a conversation that has nothing to do with him?

This is the type of faggot who watches GAYEW.
I stopped reading after you brought the office up which is another gay ass show.

Is that Awesome Kong in people clothes?

No. I am not a cultist, I have watched exactly 2 matches from AEW. Their show is not for me. But I have a brain in my head. And I am using it and try to look at this fucking shit show objectively.
And I am telling you that Jungle Boy is a future star, if they don't fuck him up horribly.
He is prototypical young babyface, there is a reason why good guy is called "babyface", do you want to know why? Because young good looking lads were the good guys, because women wanted to fuck them and they cheered them on, when ugly fat guys who looked like their husbands were hurting these young hot guys.

I know e-drones are used to their only stars being 70 year old men, but someone has to get the young audience.

>he's serious
He weighs about 110lbs and he's not even attractive. His facial features are too small for his head, he has shit-tier eyes, the hair's just icing.
Not saying he's ugly, but he's far from what you're describing. I'd say Kenny's closer but Kenny seems to be deteriorating at an alarming rate due to not being close to Japanese bussy at all times.

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Not going to try to convince you otherwise. Just trust me on this one.

These babyfaces tended to be rugged in their own right and exuded some masculinity
The only thing Jungle simp exudes is a grindr account

this is a promotion with Marko Stunt on their show, I wouldn't die on a hill of Jungle Boy being a midget when that kid is around

Based, women love gays

Kenneth looks like he wants to die. Like he wants to simply drop dead than spend one more second taking that pic.

Even Cornette sees the dime potential in Jungle Boy.

Teen girls are the ultimate cultists that spend the most amount of money they obsess over see a boyband like BTS.

based Jungle Boy drawing the e-drone (you)s

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Everyone to the right of Tony Baloney is thinking what a mark.

>Also Jungle Boy, if pushed correctly will be the biggest star from those no names they signed. He's young and hot.
>young and hot
In what way is that twink a credible threat to anyone you lgbtard? Even ZSJ is more intimidating than him

>Yea Forums thinks a simp like Jungle Boy is going to be a draw

Being unironic right now, I'm literally better looking facially than he is and have a twink/trap-tier lean body. If I got into wrestling would I draw the teen thot dimes?

AEW is for faggots.
However Jungle Boy has his fathers face and his mothers hair. Id say thats hitting the genetic jackpot.

Nyla, Nakazawa, Kong and Jungle Boy shouldn't have been there. You're supposed to make your strongest first impressions, leave the shitters at home.

These twinks are the biggest dime drawers in the world right now. Pushing Jungle Boy is the right move.

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Yes and the biggest draws in wrestling are Okada, Lesnar, Cena and evidently still Austin
What draws in other fields doesn't necessarily draw in wrestling
Also that one second from the right is looking weird as fuck

jungle boy suffers from Enzo syndrome, he looks smaller because his partner is a giant. JB is bigger than a lot of people on AEW's roster

literally who?

Luchasaurus & Jungle Boys vs Enzo & Cass on the first AEW TV episode on October 2nd would draw unlimited amount of dimes.

You have really bad reading comprehension, user, don't you? What kind of autism do you have?
He is a young guy, who has right kind of charisma, who looks good and talks well when in front of media, because his family brought him up that way.
He knows what to say, how to look and so on. And those journos at the conference, those ENTERTAINMENT journos, not wrestling journos were enamored with him.
Babyfaces are not all rugged alpha males, user, I know it hurts your feeling, but some of them are pretty boys that make women wet, because they think those kind of guys are sex machines.
That's what I am trying to tell you. Have you never ever heard of RockenRoll Express? Or Shawn Michaels? Or Ric Flair? Or Ricky Steamboat? Or myriad of others hot guys who were on top, because they were selling tickets to women?

Yes. You can.

Nya looks kind of cute, like a normal girl. I'm totally straight by the way.

Not him but those are some fucking awful examples
Rock n Roll Express literally looked like retards
Shawn never drew a dime
Ric only played the character of a playboy he himself was a horse-faced ugly motherfucker
Ricky's a decent one

Keep telling yourself that.

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The tranny looks more like a woman than Awesome Kong does

What happened?

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>hot
Is he though? He looks ugly as fuck. I don't see actual women going for someone like that. Maybe he'll age well, but fucking hell.

Literally just look up a single one of his matches and watch how the girls love him.

Wrestling fans are usually ugly tho. It might just be the picture. Cody is legit handsome. Jungleboy looks like he has down syndrome

I really hope Cody's wife suffers a career ending injury, she's fucking awful

Why didn't mox come out?

which is the tranny?

It's wrestling, where this guy saw more pussy on his worst day than you'll ever see in your whole life.

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ring rats are gross
no one should be proud of fucking rats

It's besides the point, e-drone

I don't watch wrestling dude I just fuck with retards like you in between meeting actual bitches

Actual women don't
Wrestling fans do. They're mostly just whales

>He weighs about 110lbs and he's not even attractive. His facial features are too small for his head, he has shit-tier eyes, the hair's just icing.
>Not saying he's ugly, but he's far from what you're describing. I'd say Kenny's closer but Kenny seems to be deteriorating at an alarming rate due to not being close to Japanese bussy at all times.

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Unironically the first time I've seen Nyla Rose other than her face. Holy fuck he's a big bitch!

I thought the point of trap obsession is that they're supposed to be mildly attractive. Or at least pass for female. At least that's what Yea Forums tells me. AEW fails again.

Did AEWho signed Dr. Who?

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Stop calling your hands bitches

>Also that one second from the right is looking weird as fuck
nah he's just korean, those niggers always go overboard with the plastic surgery

>mainstream
>the ideas, attitudes, or activities that are shared by most people and regarded as normal or conventional.
AEW caters to the smelly people nobody else knows him.

Holy shit no wonder the cucks always wear bandanas those hairlines are tragic

YIKES: the post

>Mentally ill Brandi
>Nick "LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD" Jackson
>Hangman killed himself in the bathroom so they had Jungle Boy take his spot and hope no one notices
>Tranny Janny on the right
>Guy who pumps my gas all the way in the back.
>Kenny wishing he stayed in Japan and get rolled up by Yano instead of being here.