I should've been a wrestler

I should've been a wrestler

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>cody, kenny, seth and the young bucks
yeah nah, if that's what it takes to be a wrestler nowadays then i'm good senpai

that desperate for hot dogs?

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what's stopping you? Just go to a performance center for a try out or go to a gym and network.

Age and height?

If you’re under 31 you still have time though not a lot. The PC has 30 year olds who are just trying out

I'm sure most of them were fairly decent athletes though, whereas OP is probably obese and hasn't left his computer chair in 6 weeks

I tried years ago and only lasted four months. One of the last few classes before one of my trainers said I'd get on a show as a battle royal entrant I was having a practice match with one of the top students and I fractured my collar bone trying to do the Rikishi clothesline sell for his clothesline finisher. Dude just gave me a love tap instead of the impact I was anticipating for helping me rotate so I ended up just splatting like an Ishii brain buster.

Three days of temporary paralysis, no moving my neck no matter how hard I tried. It was then I decided to just be a fan

Started 3 months in have 3 more to go before my first match.
I'm 25 and 5'3, don't quit on your dream no matter how shit a hand you've been dealt.

you vanilla?

chocolate, unfortunately

Yea but I'm a jew

Works for MJF, that's his entire shtick

>ywn win the WWE Championship in the main event of Wrestlemania

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Just be a boxer dude if you can handle that then start learning flippy shit.

>I'm a jew

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I would remind you that wrestling in a ring is only a small fraction of the job of wrestler.

>Makes it
>Gets exposed as 4channer
>Gets fined and sent on some sort of course

Posting on Yea Forums doesn't mean I'm scum like the majority of /pol/.
Been here for almost ten years and for the love of god I just can't leave, even with all the political bullshit recently.
Plus if I get outed for going on Yea Forums and I somehow manage to make it, I'd be so over here.

Still thinking about trying it in my local outlaw promotion for shits and giggles. Nobody watches wrestling around here anyway so best I could do would be wrestling in front of couple of smarks for a beer or two, but it would be cool to try it. At least the trainer is supposedly an old school guy who doesnt encourage flippy shit so there is that and anyone who gets through the training has a place in the cards

>tfw 28, 6’3, black and built like current bray wyatt. Do I have a shot?

This, the hardest part in my opinion is all the social media bullshit and having to keep up a public image.

What are they going to do, pull up my post history? lmao traditional forumetties btfo

Just don't shitpost on your social media accounts. Hell, barely keep a twitter, that shit is beyond gay and only gets people in trouble anyway.

do it, what's the worst that can happen? you have a shit match? nobody will remember if it sucks. They may remember if its good.

You can be any age, as long as people want to pay to see you. It's just that promoter might not want to rape you if you aren't younger than 25, imagine all the man meat Seff enveloped on his way to the top, it's no wonder he doesn't believe in God, don't even get me started on Nash...

I'd have to move to another town, the promotion isnt actually local but it's the only one in my country so might as well call it that. I'll most likely be moving there as soon as I graduate though so no excuse to not try it out then. Got to focus on lifting for now

Hey Gresham

This. Promoters usually pass over people over 25 because it’s harder to fool them with hopes of stardom

>lifting
>not working on cardio
Enjoy gassing in the first five minutes of your match bro.

I'm 41. Thought about going to the WCW Power plant when I was 18 but then I saw the stuff they had to do and pussed out. Besides I didn't want to end up crippled because I'm a clutz

Of course I'll do cardio too, but it's faster to get results in it than lifting and the trainer has quite high entry requirements in strength for the training program. They'll focus more on cardio there

Would I draw, Yea Forums?

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You don't have to be the literal bottom of the barrel to be on Yea Forums. It's a fascinating environment, even if you're a lefty

it's not a real combat sport so your age literally doesn't matter. lou thesz had his last match at like 78 a week before he died of old age and it was in japan too so you know those autists were shoot hitting him

DDP was 35 when he had his first match. Boogeyman lied about his age on Tough Enough and was 40 when he got signed. Never give up, user.