SMACKDOWN GAMETHREAD #4
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finally it's bray time
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELL
4?
Anyway finn vs who.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SEX WITH BAYLEY LOOKS BAD
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I want bayley to ride my face
Wheres livina moragante?
Mandy, Sonya, Bayley, Ember and Charlotte all combined have gotten just 2 minutes of TV time tonight
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Everything but her Joan Crawford face.
Calm down Graves
Guys I wish I had a girlfriend, i'm so lonely and horny.
Based eric.
Based
...but at least they're getting TV time, WHERE IS LIIIV!
then get one
HOPEFULY IN FUCKING FAT CAMP
Lol
SHES GONNA FUCKING DIE. EITHER BY MY HAND OR SHE WILL KILL HERSELF BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON WHO LIKES LIV
MAMMA CHRISLEY THE GOAT
>chrisley on BEFORE miz
that's gonna be a yikes and not staying up to watch from me, dawg
>Finn spreading his legs leaning on the ropes in his size smedium trunks
most people with girlfriends are just porn addicts who jerk off instead of fucking their girlfriends because they resent them for being fucking annoying and emotional and manipulative
not having a girlfriend the same as having a girlfriend except you have more freedom
WHO'S GOING OVER, LADS?
>Kayla Braxton
I want to fuck this mulatto so bad.
Isfinn feuding with two guys
the goat
three: Fiend, Shitstain, and Andrade
I dig the mask desu
Im not liv fan u crazy kat.
Is Bray suppose to be a heel? Because the crowd popped for him both times he came out.
Godzilla. If King Kong wins its just because its an American film.
>A giant ape whos specialty is strength coule be a giant reptile fueled by nuclear radiation who can blow fire and and a bunch of other abilities.
FINNS SHAKEN
>WWE editing out the "HOLY SHIT" chants from Bray's return
WHERE IS SHE
>Good guy Bray
Fuck yes.
FUNHOUSE KINO BACK!
Same here she is so fucking cute and hot
HOLY FUCK FUNHOUSE IS BACK
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE PEPPY
OH SHIT WE KINO AGAIN
AND THIS IS A FRIENDSHIP THAT WILL NEVER EVER END
BASED FUNHOUSE IS BACK
KINO!!!!
>finn is stuck having to put the fat shitter over
christ
Bray vs Baylor, Bray wins
Baylor becomes demon, faces Bray at debut on FOX in October, beats Bray
Based firefly funhouse.
kino time
this is the first firefly funhouse segment i've seen live. I like it.
would be based
but how does bray react to such a big loss?
FUCK EM UP BRAY
FUCK EM UP
Unholy based
Oh my
This sd is kino.
Demon already jobbed to Samoa Job. Fiend is going over brother.
BEAT THAT NIGGA ASS
I like her freckles too... And that ass.
LET ME IN YOUR ANUS FINN
Fucking yes. We will get happy go lucky nice bray and the fiend.
Was that kino or kano?
These people how no idea what "timing" is
You don't go from this horror movie gimmick doing its thing to plugging the next match 2 seconds later in a normal voice
Based Bray ending the show 20 minutes early
I WANT TO DING DONG DIDDLY CUM INSIDE FOLEYS DAUGHTER
it's ok
Wait, so Bray is actually on SD?
that's how it should be
its amazing how Bray manages to mog the entire writing team
>this gay main event
>no liv
well laterz
The shit virgins tell themselves to cope lmao
SHIV YOURSELF
>15 minute Shane segment to start show
>2 minute Shane segment right after first commercial
>20 minute pointless match involving Shane to end show
just fuck off
theres no brand split
Omg simpson hand
there better be more to this fiend gimmick like him brainwashing finn. anything more than him wrestling the same matches but more aggressively
based mommy playing vidya in catering twitter.com
I have been in a relationship for 10 years
You will learn when you grow up
Bray will continue AJ's legacy
what does "mog" mean?
I can kinda see why people on twitter are mad. Was there even a womens match on RAW? 24/7 matches dont count
Bray addressing his opponents with Firefly Funhouse is ding-dong diddly triple-D basedola
He's the ONLY wrestler in WWE with full creative control of his script. Vince trusts him well.
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American ads are so fucking cringe
TeamMini4Lyfe
Do Americans really rent furniture? wtf
>Kojima Kino Games
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>famicom shell for vita2k
basedola
I'm watching this shit on Sky TV and I heartily disagree. I hate british people.
Lol yes.
>I have been in a relationship for 10 years
>You will learn when you grow up
why don't you marry him/her?
Meticulously Obliterate Gays.
Some do. It's rent to own
Good, those chants are so dumb
What happened to the beauty of women these days? All i see is blonde sluts with big lips, fake tits and ass. I hate this generation.
THIS BITCH HAS ONLY FOUR FINGERS.
BYE YOUR BITCH LITERALLY SHOWED UP LAST WEEK BECAUSE THEY DIDNT WANT TO LET ANY OF THE OTHER GIRLS TO LOSE TO CHARLES.
The
marriage is a scam bro, there's figuratively no benefit to it
Candice is thicc.
DUDES... you didn't tell me you guys were in here I was all drunk in the other thread by myself arguing about AEW and shit...
only some broke dick niggers, I've never met anyone that does it. I literally walked into an Ashley's Furniture, figured out what I wanted, walked out, went to my Amazon Prime app, and ordered all the furniture I wanted with free shipping and got it sent to my house in like 3 days.
I've known no one stupid enough to do this unless they're embarrassed and hide it
Too much racemixing between different European groups
Based
I never noticed Liv only had 4 fingers before.
Her and kelly buried the wall brother
Charles looks like cher
Stole that guys girl
>Repeating last years Summer Slam but with Bayley instead of Becky
Charlotte is fucking garbage
BASED Charlotte politicking her way into Summerslam on live TV
Ya gotta admit, though: Mella and Morgan would be a fucking BASED tag team
KNACK TWO THE FUTURE
Who’s dick does Charlotte keep sucking to stay “relevant” other than Andrade’s?
Did Charlotte get her nose done recently? Maybe I just haven't gotten a good look at her face recently so it looks weird to me now
Charles vs Trish Stratus at Summerslam?
Is Charlotte a heel
Liv will be back and pury that shitter charles
Charles looks passable tonight I'd suck that dick
HERE COMES THE PEPE
ah, you haven't grown up yet
>""""""""""""up next""""""""""""
>5 minutes of bullshit
In before an ad break before the actual match stars
Sorry fellas, time to blow this Popsicle stand. I gotta rocket to catch
>2 hours left
Elias has a theme?
like clockwork
HERE COMES THE MO-
*stream breaks*
Is it just me or have the majority of the promos tonight been better than usual?
Remember how charlotte was gone for a month. Someone got a nose job it seems
it's just you
Why is Cole suddenly playing heel for Shane?
>everyone conveniently forgetting Shane & Co were feuding with Roman just 2 weeks ago
this is gonna be a double sided assault
Reload it. Happened to me kaiju bro
>only 3.5 threads
OH NO NO NO NO NO
RARE Elias theme
yo wait Elias looks like he's channeling Macho Man
Ambrose was gone for a long time and got a botched new hairline.
They fired two writers last week. They was with wwe since this decade.
BASED
Drew is fucking JACKED
Put a title on him already
Wow how'd you do that?
because he's filling for corey who is usually the heel commentator. the commentators have no personality, just a role
See
plus the roll pics, oh no no, it's literally 1,5 threads
Someone post Dana in her ref outfit. that was DIMES
That guy isn't me. The reason I havent married her yet is because we fight all the time because we resent each other, which is inevitable, there's no point to lock yourself into that any more than you need to. This happens to almost all couples but they're usually married by the time it happens. That's why divorce statistics are through the roof.
Getting married is like having a child to fix your relationship, if you don't do it in the first 3 years of dating.
I quit.
he got it last week too. not rare anymore
I thought they were all pretty terrible.
And nothing of value was lost
I miss when Corey would shit on Elias no matter what he did, face or heel
lol Was Cole just fucking with Tom right before the break?
These ads are brought you by some wrestling
Jaime is funnier than Flo.
Book my retirement Yea Forums
>first 3 years of dating
Honestly the window is much, much shorter than that.
>only 3.5 threads
deserving as it was all around terrible
Jaime is the GOAT but he would never get the push as the face of the company since he's a white male
Kicked in the back by Sasha.
HERE COMES THE FATTY
>this fucking bullshit
i guess bryan really isn't here tonight
Does EVERY fucking advertisement really need Bulbasaur music
>8-minute main event
someone leaks your conversation with some user saying niggers all over the place
wait I just realized that, wtf happened with bryan
>they made the audience listen to bagpipes for 5 minutes while commercial played
kek
>yet
sounds like a bad idea. marriage is work no matter how long you were together beforehand. biggest difference I found after 4 years of dating before marriage was that there weren't any personality surprises
Pic related happens to you.
thrown into a turnbuckle by Seff during a house show.
>what is the attitude era
oh, I rarely get tuesday nights off to watch SD so I don't know a lot of what's going on.
I really like the one where he's like Paul Bunyan. Good stuff.
>Hearing DA BIG DAUG two days straight
thing is these are two top high caliber wrestlers
They brought back shorter matches for tv. I like it.
>michael cole as a heel
Oh Owens, you're so tough.
I think they actually stop the music and play ads for the upcoming shows or do a little bit of audience participation stuff during the commercials, then they start the music back up moments before the commercials end
Remember when Roman used to be universally beloved and we called him bbygrl.
We choppy choppy your pee pee off. Start your new gimmick as the gender bender.
>KO billed as lighter than Roman
wtf is this
Panzacola is like Belly Ass in spanish
I like Roman because i live in Pensacola so when they announce Roman they always give PCola a shout out.
>roman roids match
>gamethread dies
like clockwork
is kevin owens a face or a heel?
>3lbs lighter than Roman
Fuck outta here
>no 2 out of 3 shit matches where they reset the match during breaks
I forgot how bad that was already
muscle is heavier than fat
KO should have dropped a classic "give me the fucking mic"
yo dawg im the cool dawg u talk that shit kevin owens ima dawg u dawg.
Romans "black banter" voice is so fucking corny, dude sounds like Jimmy Kimell Karl Malone parody.
>Drew being proper ref
Roman and KO team together next week against Drew and Elias
he was a face when he complained about Shane the other week
I like Elias's high jump stomp.
ZOOM IN
ZOOM OUT
SHAKE THAT CAM
think youre on to something
kek this desu
UNDERTAKER
>punches the ref
>Elias doesn't ring the bell
JUST
>Sami comes out to make the save
Pure strike time
Shane can still sell
Kevin Owens has such a shitty stunner
> shane is a multi-millionaire
> wears Target blue jeans
What did he mean by this?
The crowd is into it.
The stunner is 99% on the person selling ya simp
He has cash because he doesn't waste it on trash
>This was all to put KO an Roman in a tag team
crowd is hot
We would need an extra 15 minutes.
She has more chins than a Chinese phone book
The state of that Stunner
another pointlessly long segment to set up a beatdown
The fact that shane didnt foresee this in kayfabe is hilarious
KO's stunner is fine, it's just Shane has spent the last two weeks absolutely botching the fucking sell.
KEVIN, LOOK INTO THE HARD CAMERA
wait... is this what they meant by "bringing back the attitude era"? this is it??
im gonna be sick
>ko and Roman will tag team main even raw and smack next week
fuuuuuuck
BASED BIG DOG PUTTING OVER KEVIN OWNS
legit decent Smackdown
Is Eric, dare I say it, BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER?
Alright show. But fuck 205.
He can switch to chino's like I did.
Fuckin' bullllshit
who the fuck are you quoting
name their tag team
Holy fuck you nailed it I need to reavaluate things
>legit decent Smackdown
fuck off Eric
Based Bischoff
5 hours of WWE TV and just about 10 mins for the women
Bitch Tits Inc
Pitbull & Bulldog
this is why robots will supplant women in the next 10 years
just don't be in a shitty relationship. that user throwing that advice out there clearly doesn't have the guts to just end it. you're already wiser than them if you end it with her
at least they learned how to hide Shane's pure strikes with camerawork
The Big Draws
kek
What the FUCK was Bryan's announcement?
he wont be on smackdown this week
>just don't be in a shitty relationship.
It's not that simple. 50% of marriages end in divorce. Do you think literally 50% of people are in bad relationships?
Marriage has failed in the west because of how we approach and understand marriage and gender roles. I don't have a solution for that but it's clearly much more complicated than "don't be in a shitty relationship" because nobody in a shitty relationship gets married, all those people think their relationships are great and that's why they get married to begin with, and then half of them still fail.
>punching the man with a chest protector in the chest
It's a trio
Roman, Kevin and Orton=RKO
The Shield can suck it
not talking about marriage here user. if you resent your girlfriend after a decade and don't want to be with her and you know it won't get better regardless of effort, you end it. spouting statistical facts about other people's lives is a middling excuse to accept that nothing's getting better on its own, which it won't
>The Shield can suck it
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Based patriotic Rodan.
Based Behemoth comfy lounging on side of the pool.
Being repackaged
I want to defile Kayla Braxton!
why do not all other wrestlers wear chest protector also?
>selling a punch to your chest protector
The Fat Dawgs
Those measured uppercuts look pretty painful desu, I like it
based racemixer
Cringe
Bump
they market to low IQ people to maximize profitability
>implying that wouldn't garner a promotion
bump to kill
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