Dead man grillin'

You've done it now
I've gone and made a big ol' steak
And I can't allow
You to think you can walk with that plate
So turn around
and put that t-bone back on the tray
Cause this is now
This is gonna be a
Fillet

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Mmmmmmmmmmm delicious

thats a brisket you absolute simp

mmmmmmm don't wanna mess with my carry gun

KEEP BROILIN' BROILIN' BROILIN' BROILIN'

We meme this guy a lot but this is actually badass. Hunting your own quarry, grilling it and enjoying eating it is the utmost badassery.

Yeah, 'cause Mark totally shot a cow and carved a brisket out and is grilling it in a commercial restaurant

do you not see his camo?

how do you see camo retard

I'm a butcher, lads. It's a very fun job. Look into it, a lot of old butchers are open to apprenticeships

I both cringe and mark out for the Undertaker.
Strange feeling.

right? it was actually kinda cool seeing him move half-decently last week

What's the pay

YOU'VE DONE IT NOW
You're disrespecting The Dead Man, bucko? Mmmmmmm, you don't wanna mess with me. Buckle up, kid. It's time for some Pure Strikes™.

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Ohh YESSS

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now this is based

yeah man people never have ever gone out and shot a cow and carved their own brisket. You fucking simp

Ding-Dong DiddlyBaddAssola

There are few things that are truly Fat Ass. There's me, the user, the American Fat Ass. There's the jannies, mmmmm don't wanna mess with them, there's wolfcuc, Rikishi

Then there's those who post on Yea Forums. To man...they're Fat to the bone

Wtf why is my tio hanging with the Undertaker

mmmm, cut me up a slab of that juicy steak dead man.

i like mine well done.

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Mmmm you've DONE it now

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mmmm. that looks good 'Take. remember, I like mine well done. and don't forget to pre-cut mine into bite size pieces and slather it in A1 sauce

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