The real best bout machine

based

Hiding this /wooo/ garbage

>Exchange forearms for a solid 30 seconds
>i choppa him he choppa me (x5)
>i go for finisher
>choppa reverse, lariato
>brainbuster
>kick out
>hit finisher
>win
thanks ishii san

I CHOPPA YOU

No one knows who this fat midget gook simp is. And bouts aren't fake fights ya ding-dong diddly retard. Thats like saying Mark Wahlberg or Tom Cruise is actually a badass superfighter.

The 2018 Omega-Okada match had tough competition with the Tanahashi-Ibushi G1 Finals winning several awards. Fortunately Tokyo Sports has good taste.

He's good at his one match and he's the only guy in New Japan that works that way, sure. He also blends the one match well with different styles. But there are a tonne of guys in Japan alone who work that style better than him including Shuji Ishikawa, Daisuke Sekimoto, Kengo Mashimo and a load more. All Japan and BJW are full of that type of shit. He just stands out in New Japan because everyone else works the same way as each other.

I always wonder if him walking like he is in total pain is a work or a shoot

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Who gives a shit

Based Big Poppa Choppa

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>Starts kicking you in the head while you're on the floor and shouting at you in Japanese despite your match being otherwise good natured because he lives for war

Aren't most wrestlers good at their one match? The man's a brawler, he brawls, and he brawls pretty well. Better than most people on the planet, I'd say.

What's choppa phase 2

BESTO BOUTO MACHINE MADO IN JAPAN

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Unironcally, is the Ishii "Choppa" meme the best thing going on Yea Forums at the moment?

BITE YOU!

Mmmmmnope.

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Your goddamn right, this dude can have a **** match with a pooper scooper. Kenneth has exposed himself as the average bout machine in Aedub

The carder meme is fucking dead mate, let it go.

Choppaboys, rise up!

He works Japanese strong division style. Pretty standard.. You could argue most wrestlers only have one match if you include every green, backyard dude in the world. It's pretty weird for someone to always work the same match. Same match every time is a current NJPW thing. Part of the wwe influence Tanahashi brought to the dojo and into the presentation when Bushiroad took over.

Can't kill a dead man, son.

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Based choppa man. Is he too kino for modern Yea Forums? Will they eventually come around?

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>Ishii-san, good morning
>Hey user-kun, you're that new kid Tanahashi-san has talked about right?
>Y-yes I'm here to wrestle in the opener of the show, I'll be facing you so I wondered if we could talk about the match
>Sure
>So, since I'm a rookie, you squash me in 2 minutes and
>That ending won't work for me user-kun
>But-
>How about you beat the shit out of me and I do the same to you for over 20 minutes and then I finally pin you?
>2-20 minutes? Ishii-san I'm below a young lion standard, I shouldn't-
>It will be fun show me what you got
>A-alright
>Remember, I choppa you, you choppa me

Would Ishii's chops be pure enough to avoid wrestler's court?

Are you retarded? Yea Forums fucking loves Ishii. Big choppas and big tiddies for days.

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Fucking based Big Poppa Choppa.

ABSOLUTELY BASED AND BITEPILLED

It takes him a full minute to get out so I’d briskly stroll away

>His shoulder was up before 3

He really is. His matches with Okada, Omega, Mox, Shibata, etc. are all incredible. He'll likely never be IWGP champ, but he's always going to be one of the best on the roster as long as he can still go.

was it the first lariat to the face that split kenny's mouth open? either way this is fucking kino