Tfw senpai doesn't notice you

Oriental wrestling is not professional you don't even get paid and you have to wrestle on a blue mat in front of perverts.

it's unironically true though, she was making hotdogs and handjobs before wwe

But they just joined WWE

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who is the one asuka named then?

I'm convinced it's just a front for money laundering by organized crime.

Nobody. She just combined Kairi's old ring name with one pulled out of her ass

And they even got that wrong since Asuka debuted for NXT in 2015, not 16. She's so irrelevant that WWE can't even remember.

Asuka is the one who doesn't want any of this and would rather be left alone. Kairi genuinely likes her a lot and wants to be friends

so if she doesn't really know kairi's name then why does she call her off camera??

Graduation ceremonies are pointless and only fags go to any after high school.

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Kairi

Fuckface

other way around

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They're like the platonic version of Mandy and Sonya.

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>Girls don't invite us to study sessions since we're not fags
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Kairi is calling Asuka her big sister here and talking about their interview and enjoying food in Singapore.

Did they?

>when you debuted for WWE

for all we know that is what the person asked but they translated it as "professionally"

Why does 'Asuka' translate to Hana-chan?

Non-WWE is non-canon to wwe except IWGP championship.

I'm not sure. Her kanji 明日 means tomorrow and 華 means flower.

I notice you Kairi-san. Please notice me too and let me make you happy. We can be perfect together.

The canon is that indies aren't professional. They acknowledge njpw as "japan" and kinda say TNA but outside of that it's the Indies.

Kairi's shoot name sounds the same as her ring name

It's an in-joke, bros, look at how Kairi cracks up about it.

"Slave".

It's one of those nervous laughs to disguise how offended she is that Asuka doesn't even know her partner's name. Too lazy to even go on Wikipedia for a second.

Maybe it's a fake name Kairi once gave out when travelling to avoid creepy stalkers? (You know she must get a ton.)

Seiko is japanese watches.. maybe it's a joke about how Kairi wears them.. like her $450 hat

"Seiko" also means "pure child", which suits Kairi very well, so it might be a nickname/pet name.

Kenny Omega will save and protect Kairi-chan

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bros... will we ever get to see cheese again

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Nobody will save her, she's the plaything of a cruel, lewd senpai intent on corrupting her.

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Kairi only buys expensive things because she needs to justify with her terrible booking by the meme company because she is a pure and perfect angel

Kenny will also save Asuka

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He’s gone, user.

>tfw cute Japanese girls will never hug a teddy bear version of you

She doesn’t want to be saved. She loves WWE

She likes being an American Wrestler, but Kenny will give her back her glory days like she had in NXT.

She's too old. The jobber years are coming up and Asuka has made peace with it

Meiko Satomura is the best female wrestler in the world and is 39
Kana-sempai will take the Tanahashi role in AEW

Kohai

She likes America, not WWE. Good thing AEW is based in America as well. Of course, it will be hard for Asuka to leave giving all her female friends are in WWE but I'm sure Kenny and Shida can make her rethink it.

Asuka's contract is over in September and Kairi's is in March. They're both leaving.

Unless Tony invests in expanding catering Asuka's staying in the E

Cracker Barrel does AEW's catering brother, she's good to go.

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If you're not white, you get stuck on SD.

Asuka signed a new contract last summer. She’s going nowhere until mid 2021 at the earliest

It wasn't reported. There wouldn't be so much doubt if it was true.

No she didn't

It doesn't have to be reported. She wouldn't be in the company if she didn't sign again. Three year deals were the standard when she joined in 2015.

Quite possibly not until 2023 since WWE has been throwing 5 year deals at everyone lately. She'd be 42 by then and probably ready to retire

>sign 3 year deal in 2015
>still wrestling in 2019
>s-she hasn't signed a new deal

the absolute cope of Omegadrones

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Kenny should try to buy her out of her contract like other sports do.

She's not worth it.

Kys weeb

He sounds cool

Why? So she can end up like Sumie Sakai in ROH cringe wrestling in her late 40s past her prime.

>after

They mailed my diploma to me. I was at a cookout with my uncle on graduation Saturday

Does she want to be on a thoroughbred or standardbred farm? I may have a shot.

What makes you think she didn't sign a five years deal at the beginning?