Bruh. this dude is cringe

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>Kevin Owens is the new Stone Cold
>Bray Wyatt is the new Mankind
Who's going to get the Rock Bottom and talk in the third person?

Velveteen Dream

The Bray segments would be gold if Cole would just shut up till it finished.

Is Kizarny back?

They need an entirely new commentary team frankly.

the music and flashing lights are cringe as well
the mask is fucking embarrassing
and you've got bray's tainted career hanging over it all as well
whole thing has got major boss man heat

>Wrists so fat his driving gloves keep popping off

It's PUSH you poser simp

i haven't been watching. how did they manage to ruin him this time after all that firefly funhouse kino?

Compare streamable.com/o6f1g with streamable.com/m7gve and tell me the blame doesn't lie with Cole and Graves. Shut them up and it goes from corny to creepy pdq.

well, at least they've got their replacement for Kane in See No Evil 3

it's shite m8, it's just a fat guy doing shitty cosplay

look at the top of his head

>Cosplay
Everybody is doing cosplay. They're fucking characters playing a role. And I agree with the guy you quoted. If the announcers would fucking lay out it would come off a lot better.. esp on TV.

They did the same shit last night. They're just assuming everybody should know what's happening when the lights go out. They're not letting anything unfold for the viewers. They've been doing Firefly funhouse for how long? It's a whole new gimmick and within 5 seconds of it finally debuting you have the announcers saying oh it's Bray Wyatt...

Of course brainlet OP is too retarded to see the kino in Bray listening to the HURT glove before killing Mick Foley.

holy shit

Nope, Undertaker worked as a gimmick because Mark was a huge guy with a great look. If he had been fat and ugly, it wouldn't have worked

Ironically it was a fat, ugly guy who added the most to his mystique

I would say I hope bray becomes a manager and he can put his charisma and mic skills to better use, but he has no charisma or mic skills so I hope he explodes from eating fried chicken the fat piece of shit

bray has always been exclusively cringe

Based as fuck

Agreed
I wish taker had died instead of ol perci Pringles III

So the Taker gimmick would have failed if you'd handed it to Vader?

absolutely, although vader was a lot more unique looking than bray

>needs endless gimmicks to prop him up because he can't over

so fucking weak

God forbid they try something new.

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>loses every feud he's in
>can't get over

gee I wonder

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Samoa Joe has that role now though.

really puts it all in perspective... this guy is a joke lmao

PEOPLE = SHIT.
PEOPLE = SHIT.
PEOPLE = SHIT.

Joe still gets pretty good reactions too. Wonder how long that'll last.

FUCK IT ALL AND NO REGRETS
I HIT THE LIGHTS ON THESE DARK SETS
MEDALLION NOOSE
I'LL HANG MYSELF
ST ANGER ROUND MAH NECK

i still believe in him but every time he loses my faith dies a little more

OP BTFO!

lmao

>Dolph Niggler
Yeah, maybe if there were two of him in a big overcoat.

Firefly Fun House was based as hell, but I lost hope when saw that mask.

Only way to somewhat salvage this mess would be for "fiend" to actually be "friend" misspelled (cause FFH is a kid's show and kids misspell stuff), and the "heal" glove to actually be "heel". Taking off the mask would actually be the "evil Bray".

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS

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EC3

Not EC3 that's for sure

so here's the thing about cosplay - it's the 'amateur' set. it's fans emulating 'the real thing'. so when people use cosplay they don't mean dressing up and playing a character. they mean some lame fan doing a half ass job emulating something else

Damn. I knew they buried him a lot but I didn't think it was that bad.

It's really overdone. It's basically just a worse version of these Kane appearances back in the day youtube.com/watch?v=bgjHVd5lfk0

Takes too long for the lights to go out and the shaking lights are pretty silly. And of course the commentary entirely neuters whatever good there could be. Compare that Kane clip to this youtube.com/watch?v=olkKNEwiT20

3 is being buried to death bro

>That unceremonious dump out of the rumble by kane and show

that has to be one of the biggest fuck you shows WWE ever produced

Non-potato version youtube.com/watch?v=LnubHxtMQ3g

If they quickened the pace a bit with Bray, it would work better. The posing for the camera doesn't really help either

Fuck you Slipknot Bray is the best thing they've done with him since the shortlived Face Turn.
And this means they will fuck it up soon.

They should just do lights out, lights flash, sister abigail, yowie wowie

This bit has about two more weeks to live before concerned parents start writing concerned letters to WWE's sponsors about how it made their precious angels cry.

Everyone and their mom does that these days, even characters with no paranormal edge to them. The way they do it sets Bray apart, and it's like he's corrupting the show itself instead of just hitting a switch.

its just some flashing lights bro

I'M READY TO DIE BUT YOU'RE ALREADY KILLING ME

>it's like he's corrupting the show itself instead of just hitting a switch
It just makes me think that this supposedly deranged madman asks the crew to play a specific sound and twirl the lights around for him, before he goes out. At least with Kane there was Paul Bearer wrangling him, so there was an excuse for the flashy stuff. But yeah it's also true what you said about everyone doing the teleport thing now

I think it could be fun if Bray kept appearing in different places through the entire show though. In the ring, on the ramp, backstage. Somebody's doing an interview in the locker room, and suddenly the lights flash and Bray has his fingers in someone's throat. Then he just disappears again

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Did they already drop "yowie wowie"? It was getting over as a chant

The lead up to this character was Bray LITERALLY producing his own TV show, though.

Are you saying you don't like le epic masks?

He hasn't really said anything in a couple weeks

When you put it that way

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The yowie wowie chant got unbearable VERY quick in that Evolve show, here's hoping it doesn't catch on.

>Go on Insta
>Bray's Son is Brittany Venti-level White
The fuck
Thought he'd be darker

Mixed newborns are usually lighter than they'll turn out to be.

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Cringe

still hihg off that loud after a full night's sleep bros mmmmmm

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Joe will always be in the dog house over that happened to tyson kid.

The way the lights gradually start going out to signal his entrance is something I haven't really seen done before, and it's pretty dope.

That's the best case scenario for them, it may actually attract some attention

Joe cuts amazing heel promos where you can tell he believes the shit he's saying, and the crowd still chants his name, and then he gets the tenth goddamn title match and loses.
How Joe hasn't won the title like twice by now is really weird to me, especially when they can just stop putting him in title matches if he's not gonna go over. Unless he actually wins one, there's no drama anymore. He's gonna look cool and still lose, always.

And this video is years old, they could make another one by now

I could never take this fat fuck seriously when he’s got a gut the size of a tractor wheel.

fuck wwmeme, wyatt would be a megastar in new japan

Bray's gotten like twenty minutes of screen time in two months, what are you talking about

BUTTERED BUTTHOLE IN THE AIR WANTIN TO BE FUCKED N FUCKED N FUCKED BY FORTY NAKED NIGGAS

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I WANNA SLIT YOUR THROAT
AND FUCK THE WOUND
WANNA PUSH MY FACE IN AND FEEL THE POWAH!

bray is unironically the most cringe act I've ever seen in wrestling
even eugene was amusing for brief periods
bray is 100% trash

mmmmm

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>his gimmick is he's a weed ganger
You're living in a society, OP.

Gay Gay nsync slipknot Gay

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BASED

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This shit has been going on for two months now, and what the fuck has it accomplished? Dude has a mask now. Cool. Got it. Anything else? Nope. Then we could have done all this in a couple minutes and be at the same place. Was their a point to the kids show and the puppets? Probably not. Doesn’t seem like there ever will be.

New action figure

Durph Jobbler is cringe on the mic though. Velveeta's pretty good though.

Theatricality and deception. Powerful agents to the uninitiated; but we are initiated aren't we, Bray?

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this dude is based

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What has this dumb ask got to do with the kids show as well? Like yeah he got a mask that kids and edgy teens might find cool, but what is the actual point of it? Why bother with all the video promos if they're just going to go with spoopy mask guy instead.

Miz is based, you're a brainlet if you don't agree.

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Miz had one good promo in 2016. Everything else he has ever done is pure cringe

He’s so ducking fat and out of shape lmao how are we supposed to take him seriously as a threat, mick foley could probably beat him up irl

According to Meltzer, WWE figures that anyone who cuts good enough promos can stay over even if they keep losing. That they don't need the W. That's why guys like Joe and Bray keep losing almost every feud.

He's not particularly fat. Samoa Joe is more husky

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BRUH
youtu.be/fmwC9HzcWbQ

was it a shoot or a work

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brother lookin' like Johnny Bravo