ITT: Times Big Sexy Kevin Nash made wrestlers look like a bitch
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When he made Samoa how cry
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big daddy bitch didn't draw half the dimes the ROCK did
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That time Big Kev BTFO in closet homo Dwaynetty "WHO'S THE BITCH NOW!"
Rock: "What three things would you like to get in?"
Nash: "Well, I've only got 5 moves, motherfucker, so I'd like to get them all in and physically there is nothing you can do about it."
>Nash returns to WWE because Rock was failing to draw
>Rock goes off script & disrespects veteran Nash calling him a bitch
>Nash like a man confronts Rock then BTFO's him in ring in front of the world
>"WHO'S THE BITCH NOW!"
>Rock then disrespects again Nash while putting there match together
>Nash informs Rock he'll physically knock the fuck out of Rock
>Rock runs to Pat Patterson crying who tells Rock that Nash was right
>2 years later Rock is scared to approach Nash at a restaurant and avoids him
>7 years later mans man Nash confronts Rock again and squashes their beef
The Rock's daughter is a mongoloid. She inherited Dwaynettys masculine features and high forehead. He should have forced his she-hulk ex-wife Dani who he impregnated (hmm maybe Nash was right about Dwayne being a fag) to abort the hermaphrodite.
On a related note the reason The Rock's manly ex-wife divorced him was because she got tired fucking him with a strap-on which she did to fufill his gay fantasies while he was recovering from his gyno bitch tits surgery
Nash is so much better than little Dwayne, in EVERY way. As a wrestler, Nash blows little Dwayne out of the water, no argument to be had there. NWO, anyone? Even as an actor, if you take into account that Nash stars in smaller-budget movies, his are way more profitable than the Rocks, on average. Little Dwayne might make a little more at the box office but when his stupid movies cost ten times more and have a hundred times the marketing budget, yeah no wonder. Imagine if Nash starred in *anything* with the budget and marketing of any of little Dwayne's movies, it would easily be twice as profitable and bigger hits. Dwayne can't act.
>like his bank account
>compared to Rock's
>Big Kev hows it going! you were great on Magic Mike! I'm sorry I avoided you in 2004, at the Firehouse, I was just so scared you'd beat me up, since you're way bigger and tougher than me. Things are going great, I get liposuction on by gyno bitch tits every year and have people who pluck my eyebrows. I have a teleprompter so I don't have to write lines on my wrist also. I'm really jealous of your hairline Big Kev, I'm a bald motherfucker lol. You know being this famous is not all what it's cracked up to be. Sometimes I wish I could go a day without being hounded by the press. It's hard living it the closet pretending my marriage is legit...oh wait I didn't mean that, it was a joke. I love my wife.
ha! Nash is fucking BASED
The difference is that the Rock is a power bottom while Nash was turned a faggot by a pack of negroes raping his ass like in a bad mindbreak doujin
>*Spends every waking moment writing gay content about a 60 year old man and big black cocks.*
You spend all day sucking Nash cock.
while you spend every minute spamming rikishis ass any time your bf nash gets btfo'd
Gotta say, youre cringe as fuck, wolfcuc
>i'm a fan of a wrestler
wow such a novel concept
>e-e-e-e-e-everyones Rikishi spammer
go outside for a walk to get some sunlight and exercise you deranged no life fuck
>this ass mad
Take your own advice, but carry a weapon on ya, lil fella
>he assumes i'm mad
no just bemused how people can spend countless hours making and posting gay fanfic content involving a 60 year old man. Can't imagine how shit your life must be in real life. Feel sorry for you to be honest.
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>has sexy toes and knows it; shows off with fashionable sandals
Madusa seems to be on board with this. She looks down at least 4-5 times in this segment and licks her lips.
Madusa is a foot stacy
Ya sizzle?
Don't forget "couldn't take the crossface longer than mike rotundo"
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