RAW GAMETHREAD #9

why are the threads only 300?
sp is 500 min.

The next post above or below me is APShark so don't listen to him for another gamethread.

Imagine Austin putting over this fat fuck

The commentary for that segment was fucking atrocious

35 minutes left and no matches in sight

Bray needs to be the tv host and save alter ego for feuds

Mcfucking kill yourself.

No we aren't you fucking piece of shit

RIP MICK

they can't even do the nostalgia shows well anymore
they need to remove Vince from power

Diablo 3 is addictive as hell on switch.

Where is Hardcore Holly?
Where is DLO Brown?
WHere is Chrispenwa?

will Bray wrestle as the Fiend from now on while acting like Mr Rogers backstage, or will he just copy Finn Balor and only wrestle as the Fiend for PPVs?

Lol at bray's open mouth

Its obviously a mask, sure, but I still wish i couldn't see his lips through the teeth.

So does Stone Cold pour beer on Lexi's pussy, even though it doesn't tickle like champagne?

kys APshark you fucking fat loser

keep begging

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA

Attached: 4d924fb0ccf166d47dbbc467144c6b7a289ca1d48dbee4526d1ad6cff3370a63.jpg (500x480, 49K)

Kayfabe on this seems to be he was just suppressing The Fiend by doing the kiddy stuff

Based10.

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

Is the mandible claw a better finisher than Sis Abigail for Bray?

They should have Frank Thomas win the 24/7 belt.

So is bray only going to be the fiend or will we get more funhouse bray kino?

dude. let it go
raw is amost over

Attached: 1563486584426.jpg (400x300, 18K)

why does he wear the mask

I haven’t watched wrestling for in 13 years and it’s literally just twinks, negros, and cringe now. Where are the roided out freaks like lesner?

is Bo Dallas still employed?

Based Foley actually putting someone over unlike Hunter

Becky stunners Bliss while Austin drinks beers and tosses her one.

I want to worship Lexi and Cross's feet on live TV

Absolutely, as long as he squeals like a stuck pig while doing it

I heard D'LO was backstage dropping people on their heads

BASED
L
I
S
S

Attached: 1529325832556.jpg (939x475, 256K)

they need to do something big in the next 30 minutes,l ike SOMETHING that makes people want to watch what happens next.

to crash this company

stop pretending to be me

Attached: 1510631593508.png (443x542, 249K)

Was Hogan literally used for a 15 second appearance?

BLISS. FEET. NOW!

Lexi time!

MAN BOOSTING FORMULA

Nikki a cute.

both fit his character well. i'd like to see more young guys take on old finishers as secondaries, if it fits the character

B-B-C!
B-B-C!
B-B-C!
B-B-C!

A moment of piss break

You know they wont do shit

>can it be?
>is it?

Cole is fucking awful ruins the mood constantly with his phony emotions

I wanna see Undertaker.

Attached: 1560214774524.png (564x419, 43K)

It's funny. This is way better than Raw 25, but that's not saying much.

reminder 10 threads

He should just combine them, mandible clawing them until they go limp, then slamming them into the mat

That's dumb. Firefly Funhouse Bray was the kino part of those segments/

>cute happy Nikki
Actually makes this worth watching, ngl.

A moment of sleep.

>LENCH

They're gonna do a split personality thing where Firefly Bray is the good guy. He'll probably come out next week apologizing.

Who here /in4bliss/?

Attached: 1562105169219.jpg (768x768, 81K)

Pitstop

Attached: images.jpg (265x190, 12K)

Holy shit that lisp. Let me hear Nikki talk again.

I wish I could sleep with Bliss.

Hogan says kill niggers on live

The man

>becky lunch

ironically Foley of all people was probably one of the very few medically cleared to get physical.

Bray's laugh is pretty good.

Her feet belong to Tobey Maguire

Attached: 1548530273550.gif (384x288, 3.43M)

Can't stand Nikki Cross and her over-exaggerated expressions and her dwarf arms

Natty weighs more than the 3 of them

Please stop letting that Scottish cunt talk

You can tell Bliss is a jew just by the sound of her voice.

BRAP ON HER NATTIE

That's actually a great idea.

holy cringe

Man Raw fucking sucks. This whole reunion thing has been an insane waste of fucking time. No NWO music? Nah,just have Nash and Hall come out to Road Dogg's fucking gay ass music. Fucking Mick Foley can't even get in some mic time with Bray Wyatt? Fucking hell vince just tell us you dont give a fuck

>Natalya is a catty bitch diva
The fucking irony

I hate to say it, but old legends not doing anything is the only thing they have that draws. It's time to bring back bra and panties matches.

Becky comes out to crickets

Attached: 1548020295837.jpg (1080x881, 96K)

missed you Mellacat

be honest. why do you guys hate him?

Attached: sethrollins.png (562x408, 236K)

Nattie looks fat

GUYS IMAGINE BEING AT THIS CRINGE SHOW LIVE

>Beck you want a whore, you got a war

Yea he should do a split personality gimmick

Nattie is so cringe

I almost fell asleep waiting for her

Attached: bliss.jpg (612x612, 90K)

>Raw is literally just going to end with Stone Cold stunning Baron Corbin and celebrating in the ring with beers
WOW

bases

Attached: 490da897-76e3-4753-8b15-b61c35ffc5e2..jpg (4032x2309, 2.11M)

I fucking hate Becky Lynch.

And she farts

thats a great idea

Attached: Capture.png (1178x653, 1.49M)

Why is there a horseshoe in Becky's ass?

>WHOOOA-OOOOOH-OOOOOH-OH!

Attached: 1531267995107.png (489x692, 543K)

yummy

Attached: EAIGz3hVAAAuKTK.jpg (1200x675, 168K)

Everyone he claws should be kayfabe stuck in the funhouse as a puppet when Bray does the segment again

What

>THE MON BUCKY LUNCH

Natty is mommy

why do you think shes cute?

Attached: nxt-07-18-18.jpg (955x537, 68K)

natty is so bad

he's a fucking s󠀀oyboy

Reminder
JDfromNY206 is still living RENT FREE in blissbergs head

WHAT

Explain dis

Everyone comes back for the RAW reunion.

I THINK YOU'RE FORGETTING KELLY KELLY

Why do they act like Becky is a face when she acted like such a cunt to Hart?

Where the hell is Sasha to kick Becky in the neck and retire her for good?

Natalia is so fucking boring that I didn't even noticed that they are booking another Montreal Screwjob

This whole feud is retarded

SAVE_US.RONDA

Nattie is fucking sexy and i want to cover her in multiple loads of my cum

>Becky cuts a halfway decent promo
>Natty's response:
>"I'll embarrass you"

Becky's shoulders work me into a shoot, brother

Attached: cursed.png (768x390, 286K)

boring fucking matches, bad promos, cringy shit with becky. id even watch roman over him at this point. peak seff was briefcase seff with J&J and the blonde streaks

Why is Nikki cute from certain angles and not from others?

For me, it's the crazy girl look. Vince, yandere gimmick now!

This is cringe

lel

breathing

Have sex

>Becky cuts a halfway decent promo
When?

borrowed it from Sasha

Attached: botcha banks.jpg (1024x765, 564K)

Can Honda come back already?

Natalya sucks ass

fuck Becky's fake self-mark ass

>I'm gonna embarrass you!

Attached: 1522115219524.jpg (491x514, 71K)

Based Nash.

Attached: Blood Pressure With 2 Bottles of Wine 1.webm (594x702, 2.8M)

his hitboxes arent right

Based hogan and austin and flair.

>Becky cuts a halfway decent promo
lmao

Her Scottish accent makes her sound like shes retarded thus attainable by me

Where is the Rock?

christ this is dull

What would Becky be like in bed? Would she be like, "FOOK MEH, FOOK MEH!"?

CGI beer
wait you seriously thought Austin drank all those beers? stupid mark

How is Nattie the heel in this feud?

being such a WWE bootlicker was a really bad look on him

Attached: [AnimeRG] Welcome To The Nhk - 2 [848x480] [Eng Subbed] [ScavvyKiD].mkv_snapshot_18.58.432.jpg (848x480, 98K)

Sorry, compared to Natty. It was pretty meh, but Natty is awful

LOL Unironically based

Attached: 7eb8961d-7291-4f24-81aa-0a7965090a93..jpg (946x1189, 474K)

predict the ratings lads

*ass shatters*

Becky wrestling in Japan

Attached: kyoko kimura vs comedy jobber.webm (1280x720, 2.5M)

>brawl that refs need to breakup

this is every Becky feud buildup ever

>so many Canadian wrestlers
>They focus on Shit Rollins and Lynch again
Goddamnit you fucking faggots can you not let Roode even slightly get over?

bad

2.6M, Vince kills himself on the call with investors

2.4
2.2
2.1

>A Toast to Raw
Y I K E S

"AH NEED SEFF TO BE WANKIN IN THA CORNA"

>Raw reunion
>No Tajiri

Attached: hqdefault.jpg (480x360, 103K)

REMINDER KEVIN NASH IS AN SJW KEK
>REMINDER KEVIN NASH IS AN SJW KEK
REMINDER KEVIN NASH IS AN SJW KEK
>REMINDER KEVIN NASH IS AN SJW KEK
REMINDER KEVIN NASH IS AN SJW KEK
>REMINDER KEVIN NASH IS AN SJW KEK
REMINDER KEVIN NASH IS AN SJW KEK
>REMINDER KEVIN NASH IS AN SJW KEK
REMINDER KEVIN NASH IS AN SJW KEK
>REMINDER KEVIN NASH IS AN SJW KEK

Stone cold master of time & space

Mellacat made it back to the raw reunion.

5

wormhole

More than AEWHO

>Naomi vs Foxxy
>dat bodacious badonk in bra and panties

Be still, my heart.

>Reunion
>Turns out to be one of the worst RAMs of the last 2 months

*tink tink*

Gentlemen..

Attached: EAIH6-5UwAIvxod.jpg (1200x675, 169K)

Nothing because i'm a MAN

Fuck JR

What happened to JR tonight? Oh wait he refused despite his oil mongol owner giving him permission because he has always been a fucking backstabbing huckster who was always a cancer backstage from the time he was head of talent relations until now.

Bells palsy was too good for him, hope he gets a fucking stroke

And I didnt buy my bumpers from dirty indian ragheads, I ALWAYS check my products to make sure theyre AMERICAN, if you can't spend an extra 5 cents to support your country than you can fuck off to Somalia along with that nigger from MN

>The Toast to Raw is the main event
lmao

3.0
2.6
2.3

why didnt trips show up?

Attached: toast.png (1263x723, 1.61M)

what am i looking at?!

Attached: superman-clark-kent-kal-el-the-all-new-hour-super-friends-s2-28.4.jpg (210x240, 11K)

>shilling Austin's soi boi IPA fagbeer in the graphic

He better be drinking American pisswater lager in the ring tonight

Spanking all that non existence ass.

book this match

Lol based. Puppet Master Bray.

Attached: 1562632979940.jpg (347x431, 31K)

she's a two face..

This is some Godhand shit

Could they put more obnoxious voices on one segment.

>Bliss: High pitch nasal jewery
>Natty: long OOOOs Canadian
>Becky: OY I'M THE MON YE CUNT
>Nicki: unintelligible gibberish in some kind of Limey talk

Holy fuck my ears.

3.1
2.9
2.5

>put it on raw for the first time in years earlier tonight
>its some coconuts crashing into each other
>put it on again right now
>its some chicks talking about who fucking cares
Yup wrestling aint for me.

Attached: 1517417525675.jpg (413x395, 99K)

That's Kenny Omega, ya simp

based

seethe more jew

Yeah because when I think of Raw I definitely think of Hogan and Flair

I can't believe RAM is finally over. It had a good run.

>bring Austin back just for another "toast"
does he just hate WWE now or what? There is not wanting to be a geek backstage, not wanting to awkwardly bury or put over new talent in the ring, and then there is literally only showing up to walk to the ring, drink some soda, and then leave.

Umaga when

BASED Hana's mom

>HitboxesinWWE2KGames.gif

He's exhaling you simps

>a toast
doesnt get more boomer than that

where's Undertaker in that pic?

Dafuq

come on, bro

nice that Natalya's showing some skin

3.0
2.3
2.0

I was relieved the commercials started.

I want to suck on Nattys titties

Is there a single woman in this company that can cut a good promo?

He's not retired so he ain't going, more than likely.

Nattie botching every line. Hilarious!

So who is interrupting this

Charlie a cute

BLACKED

BLACKED!

>Spud gets double-cucked by Truth
OH NO NO NO

based natty calling the tranny a man

>St-St-Steve, please come and save the Raw reunion
>ONLY IF YOU SHILL MY IPA YOU SUMBITCH
Always got his mind on business

Hard to blame him really

This Nattie feud is 1 week old qnd it's already the dumbest thing on Raw

>MY WIFE!
What did Vince mean by this?

money mella

Sweet canadian clevage

MAVERICK KEKED

Drake Maverick's wife is about to get BLACKED

Elias

That toast segment is gonna be shit too. You would think someone would crash it and kill everyone but that won't happen with Ric there

SHES GONNA GET BLACKED

TRUTHED

>braun
im out

>evolution

>moment of Bliss is interrupted and then breaks into a shitty brawl

Attached: 1357284812553.gif (500x222, 463K)

what the fuck am i watching?

Charly

Based Truth trading in Carmella for a better model

Drake got Truth'd

KWAB

Based BLACKED RAW

Did Mella steal those shorts off of Kelly Kelly?

SUMMER OF 92ed!

Finally a giant roided out freak... this is why I watch wrestling

what is there to even say

why doesn't drake just kick out?

cringe kys

>no Rocky
>no Bret Hart
>no Kane
wtf lads

cuck angle

>not Ellsworth
ONE JOB HEYMAN

Renee Michelle is getting blacked by R-Truth and there's nothing Drake can do about it.

Not one but two (TWO) cuck angles on the show. Stop Vince, please. Just become a porn producer if it matters to you that much.

>No Carmella or Drake Maverick's wife to have a 3some with

Can you BLACKED a black girl?

Zoomer BTFO

>Braun squash match

What is this 2016

Braun vs the AEW Champ

>You now remember when Ellsworth was the jobber squash

Braun is back to squashing jobbers AHAHAHAHAH

This dude reminds me of this gay guy I met at a bar.

>change War Raiders' name
>name a jobber Rowe

Look at this little zoomer faggot getting BTFO KEK

So is his wife gonna divorce him for Ron?

>Carmella lasted longer in WWE then Enzo and Cass

Attached: 1562145359592.png (365x496, 198K)

Literally what the fuck was the point of this "match"?

kek

what was the fucking point to that? he was doing this shit 3 years ago

Hafthor beating Braun's ass when

Holy crap is that Darby Allin?

Truth is pure and not for sexuals

whats the main event? should i watch?

Attached: 2016man.png (1027x830, 1.23M)

What was the point of this?

Attached: 1519882333821.gif (300x300, 1.49M)

rent free

Haymen wants to make Braun a monster again.

I legit fell asleep before the show started and joke woke up, how has the show been?

GO ZOOMER

Based Vince giving us the R-Truth BLACKED angle we've all been waiting for

Attached: 1500503870213.jpg (400x325, 50K)

>Randy Rhodes
CAWdy BTFO

We've already had enough pedos on

jesus christ

>it's another big guy beats up local twink jobber match
It's every week now.

So that was the main event?

Did graves just say brandi rhodes?

based King

I have the same physique as this guy

>Randy Rhodes

>CAWDY BTFO

Drew McIntyre should claymore kick the shit out of stone cold and generate nuclear heat. They need to do SOMETHING to get SOMEONE over

what will ratings for this show be?
will it be 3mil +

Attached: tiestosweatmaga.png (977x1146, 745K)

they should rename the 24/7 title the rollup title.

Why isn't The Rock coming out?

Oh great! it's another Braun squashes jobbers episode.

Ok that Braun match was epic lol

Party is the main event. Hopefully they bury revival or so e iwc fave.

We've already seen him flip an ambulance, drop the fucking set on Brock and tackle Bobbo through the stage, beating up a nobody does nothing at this point.

I think that was the point of the entire segment

yes

>feeding jobbers to an established star
this company has zero clue

Good job beating that no one

Braun is colder than a polar bears nuts atm

Corey sounds wasted

Why is Braun back to doing squash matches? He was in the world title picture like a year ago

Post mella from tonight

OH NO NO NO NO
MELTZER ADVOCATES BTFO

Why doesn’t that big guy feud with Brock instead of that skinny guy Seth

where's Sid?

kekekekekekekek

Tell that to the shit writers.

This is going to end with the old guys trying to do a toast, they get interrupted and hit their finishers on some heels that interrupt them fade to blackout correct?

Stone Cold stunners corbin.

it's for the audience that's watching tonight that don't know who Braun is

Trying to build him to be a monster again after the irreparable damage thry did to his character

rhodes family rent free in commentary's head

Because Vince was a dumbass and booked his boycrush at Mania 34 instead.

BRAUN V LARS WHEN

Why is there a random ass squash match in this event at all, 20 minutes before the end? Could have ole Stone Cold schoolin' these geeks on promos instead

Attached: 4hqtn9IL-600x400.png (600x400, 262K)

Lmfao

Little dicked white boy had his wife run off with BBC r truth

Pol seething

terrible

2.8 screen cap this.

Isn't that Hana's mom?

Would draw my dimes.

DALE ALEGRIA ALEGRIA A MI CORAZOOOOOOOOON LA COPA LIBERTADORES ES MI OBSESIOOOOOOOOOON

lol he mentioned Brandy Roads literally

NEW

Randy Rhoads died when I was in Jr high. Y'all like Crazy Train or Crowley? Thank Mr Rhoads.

15 minutes left

Looks like the nose was broke a couple times, so if the filmed at the right angle she looks cute.

AGUANTE BOCA VIEJA!! NO ME IMPORTA NADA

Vince Russo does it again

Iiconics

Yes.

llego el var sinson

I unironically do think of Flair via 2003 Evolution eps

Da fuck is going on?

LARS injured for like a year

Based vince is going to make all those black legends clap for Hogan

Cringe. Don't even have the guts to reply on the exact post.

>l-look at our history. P-please continue to watch and subscribe

Neck yourself E-drone.

triple bitch seething at austin in the ring

kek at this austin dick sucking promo

That impersonation of heyman and lesnar is a fine example

when he does that he had to literally breathe out his nose as hard as possible so he didnt get any beer up his nose or choke and embarass himself during his signature badass pose