RAM Gamethread #5

i got 3 hours of WoW game sub left.
should i play WoW for 3 hours or watch RAW?

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we're in here

BASED JOE

I don’t think Samoa Joe is Anoa’i is he?

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>Joe does all of this
>Roman wins anyways
I hate this "Make the big dog look like the underdog" booking that they always do with him desu.

This show is so fucking boring holy shit

WHAT HAPPENED THIS PAST HOUR FUCK I ALMOST FORGOT

No

in during Roman burying Joe's finisher

the dog just got big

>not numbered
nice try

they all uces

>this is how they started the 2md hour

this shit sucks

no we are not

I fucking hate Samoa Joe, lads. he NEVER wins

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at least it's better than Sonny Kiss twerking

Do people seriously eat pizza and not wash it down with ice cold vanilla coke?

roman somehow knows less moves than Hogan when he wrestled

Roman cannot put on an entertaining match to save his life

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This Raw really isn't much better then usual.

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Samoa isn’t a gigantic island, they’re probably all related in some way.

WHAT

fuck
thought her bra and pants aaid blacked
disappointed

Remember how great Raw 1000 was?

This is Raw 1000s retarded midget step-cousin

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who's a good boy

>where is the rock

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Based Samoa Job kicking out after the three count like 80's Hogan

>woman ass
Yikes from me

God bless the guy posting slightly chubby girls.

>all Austin is gonna do is give a toast

last time he was on RAM they didn't even give him the mic so he couldn't remind everyone what a promo is supposed to sound like

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would

I hate how every Joe feud is him picking a fight and going to comical lengths and talking big, only to lose miserably, then start attacking someone new next month with the exact same confidence
dude loses EVERY TIME

>still using "Beastslayer" after he got utterly embarrassed to shit

im trying to get my girlfriend to watch wrestling, should i tell her to watch this episode?

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Is Miz still based?

Who here /AWESOME/

is this a wwe legend? I can never tell with women

roman is fucking terrible

Joe has been treated like dogshit for so long. When's he going to AEW?

play WOW
watch the highlights on youtube later tonight

youtube.com/watch?v=SUGuNtR_pVA

well this is unironically the worst case scenario of what they choose to do with this "special" episode

they have absolutely nothing, they couldn't even do a big hook to start off - just sad

>that fast plug from Cole

>it's a Joe talks mad shit then gets beat clean as a whistle episode
it's a miracle he's still over as much as he is

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>Remember how great Raw 1000 was?
No

>Seth Rollins vs AJ Styles Burger King

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don't miss a sneak peep of usa network miz and missus, right after raw, folks

My friend said people in the arena are claiming that CM Punk was spotted in the arena. We'll see, I guess.

>Miz TV
Talk shows in wrestling suck

>Remember how great Raw 1000 was
No

yes

God i hate Renee and Cole. Renee cause she's shit and terrible and Cole cause he's just been around for so long.

He had a backstahe promo where he buried the interview girls

this isn't a roman problem its a joe problem. that's how every single feud he has goes

It's not worst case scenario until DX buries Styles and the Club and 2sweets Rollins.

How many reality shows has Steve Austin had in the last five years?

All that testosterone on the new Austin show.

BASED MIKE SAVING THIS SHOW

BASED STONE COLD
>BECKETTY
HOLY CRINGE

>Raw Reunion
>Roster full of legends
>Waste MizTV on no dimes drawing insecure backstabbing pencil dicked shitter

Jesus fucking christ. Unironically fuck this fucking show.

Based Austin saving the male sex as a whole from jewish communist programming.

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Your friend is a fucking lame bastard

just Broken Skull Challenge

DEAN

Imagine if CM Punk shot up the Raw Reunion

/wooo/ has been playing based Kevin Nash promos from TNA and it's way better than this shit show

he's pretty much booked as Cena now
>tries to be funny but tough on the mic
>all his matches are just him hitting his 4 moves and winning

Honestly i thought he was cringe until i saw how seething he made you internet marks. now hes based

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Nah show her the G1

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Becky has an episode on Steve's new show

You know one juul pod

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>Joe would make the perfect monster heel
>Loses left and right, US title given to him by Mysterio, lost it immediately
>Supposed to be taken seriously

ROMAN REIGNS!!!

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I just stopped watching. Am I the only one?

Imagine someone making a gamethread related to Austin whenever his show premieres.

There are still truth commercials?
I hate tv.

What happened to Miz's potato faced dad?

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I got my myBLU device in the mail today because it's safer than smoking

i think a lot
they all kinda look the same and shitty

>Dave Meltzer of the Wrestling Observer reported that Monday Night Raw underwent several rewrites throughout the day after many of the WWE Legends were not cleared to do anything physical.
The WWE medical team had a tough day checking everyone who was supposed to be part of something physical and a lot of them failed their basic medical test, giving the WWE creative team an even tougher day to rewrite the segments.
Meltzer noted that rewrites went down to the last minute and this time around it wasn’t because Vince McMahon changed his mind.

I'd rather be in Chyna

So much for Paul changing it so Wins/Loses Matter.
Guess the dirtsheets were wrong again

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

I have faith that all this jobbing is him paying his dues with Vince and one day when the champion gets hurt he'll put the strap on him.

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When did the Fast and the Furious stop being about fast street racing?

lol fuck eh

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Raw 1000 actually had some kino moments. Rock’s appearance alone blew chunks on the shitheap we’re getting tonight

WWE fear giving him the mic or he'll revive the WHAT chants
the crowd will either be retarded and WHAT Austin, or start shouting WHAT during every promo for the next month regardless of who is on the mic

I'm gonna go piss on a Burger King after this.

so plans changed basically

Fast Five killed it dead.

>reading dirtsheets in the first place

based

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Crinfe zoomer talk shows have given us some of the most memorable moments in history

that one puppets looks like Carmella

Kevin Nash was a riot in TNA wtf I thought Yea Forums told me he wasn't based

Wasn’t the Miz on the real world like 20 years ago

2nd movie. The street racing was just an excuse for the drug dealing angle.

why is it the threads moving so fast but i can't get any (You)s

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CUMMING DIMES

Joe's 40 years old. That day better get here soon.

oh no, this show just got simpified

Sauce please

Im so bored

My friend died of cancer

name and sauce

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HOLY FUCKING ANTI POP FOR SEFF

and the crowd goes mild

When are they changing the titantron to Ratings Slayer?

TARP IT DOWN

>a riot
kys

He buried naietty

>he'll revive the WHAT chants

these shitters get whatted every week, what show are you watching?

same here.

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Cole is a soulless company man who is literally Vince's mouthpiece puppet, mindlessly repeating whatever the old man is screaming in his ear the whole show

LOL crowd completely dead

>tease interesting matchups
>rematch with the shitter who couldn't even be remotely interesting at Mania

F

I remember seeing a picture of her and thinking "Yummy", then I saw these webms and switched to Yuck

I hope Seff asks Hogan or Rocky to compare bank accounts.

What promotion is this?

F

7465494
Nice try fucker

Mitoma Umi, porn star

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I'm willing to believe this, this show feels so messy. Like they really just slapped a bunch of shit together as quickly as possible

youtube.com/watch?v=jPWYcjypSWo

BURN IT DOWN

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RATINGS DOOOOOOWN

stop whining nigger

Yum

so this is just a normal raw with occasional alumni backstage segments?

BURN THE DIIIIIIIIIIIIMES

Gimme the sauce bitch

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Imagine being as ball-less as Cole

How is Rollins not getting booed yet?

Is she mentally ill?

sorry to hear that user

F

This thread is going over better than any WWE PPV, this board is absolutely full of boomers.

I haven’t watched WWE since 2006. Is it all twinks with long hair and beards and negros now?

I'm legit only watching for the 24/7 stuff

>"Most must see talk show in wwe history"
>invites Seff
is Miz retarded?

If you're going to do these retarded stills, then just do the fucking stills, cutting between them and video just shows that they're fucking pointless to begin with.

cringe

Sorry to hear that Seth. I'm surprised he was just able to wrestle that match with Joe while he was that close to death.

that and Lesnar

>you now remember how over Orton was last week

>miztv plays a promo package

didn't raw 25have a bunch of problems with rewrites because they booked the whole show around a guest host, but he arrived late or some shit

young people don't watch wrestling anymore

worked

Good he was a little bitch probably a AEW mark

I'm only watching to see the boomers,could care less about modern WWE

that wasn't a bad Heyman impersonation

>raw reunion? the rock is on smackdown jabroni

The fuck

Rollins is so cringe

Does Brock just show up every once in awhile and fuck up someone

>seth segment

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>the utter apathy of the crowd to anything Seff does

LMAO what a fucking simp
Hope Seth dies tonight

CRINGE

bros how did they fuck up this show it should've been easy

Holy cringe Seffetty.

Oh Jesus please stop pushing Rollins PLEASE!!!

>this Colby promo
SUCH GOOD SHIT

Pretty much. You have a few good ones like Wyatt and shit, but they're underused.

BASED ZILLACHADS!

holy fucking CRINGE

get this geek off the mic, please

These Miz TV are always drag on forever and are boring

jesus this is embarrassing
not as bad as this shirt but still pretty fucking bad

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>seethe tarpins
literally snoozing
unironically

goddamn seth is such a geek, this guy is supposed to be worthy of beating brock?

KAIJU POSTER IS A WWE WRITER

cringe

What are you niggas doing for fun while this shitty show plays in the backround. I'm drinking and play Smash Bros OH HELL YEAAAAAH

Kys zoomer

>Got slain by the Beast
>Beast Slayer

oh boy

There's your rub Godzilla poster

STOP SHOWING RECAPS

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I thought we were supposed to get some new and exciting angles tonight? This is more of the same crap with a few cameos from the old timers.

c r i n g e
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Yikes

>Roman got a bigger reaction than seth

Fucking hell get the mic away from Seth

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HOLY FUCKING CRINGE
THIS IS YOUR CHAMPION?

Hahaha Heyman had to save Seth

brock btfo!

streamable.com/qy2fi
streamable.com/nd4zq
streamable.com/sad9e

>brock lesnar is a seth rollins wannabe
Snooooooze

sort of yeah

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This is fake, right?

Put on in raw that seff promo with him going brbrbrbrbrbrrbbrrbrock
Turn off raw

Seff trying to top Kennys BOING promo

>w-worked

Seth de-legitimising his opponent. That'll finally get you over Seth.

seth please stop with the mic

twitter.com/WWE/status/1153476143363719171

oh no no no no

holy fucking cringe

fucking thanks homie

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Pretty much, but he doesn't always fight.

How are they gonna boo Brock? He’s the only legit wrestler there is

CRINGE

Remember when Seth threatened to kill edge in the ring by curbstomping his sawdust neck? How can he be so shit now

Sorry bro

worked

Wow
that was incredibly crinfe

>Rollins wannabe
Holy fuck the cringe is unbearable.

I'm holding out for some Hogan action.
And the small part of me kind of hopes to see Wyatt or Roode, but hey.

What the fuck is this promo

this seth promo really sounds like a dean promo what the fuck

>stay right there
>he was 2 feet away from the stage
I laughed

it's somehow cringe that Seth refers to Miz as Mike

>Seth Rollins wannabe

What the fuck does that even mean

New

New

New

Miz puts everyone over like gangbusters and look what they did to him

I'm in this thread just for you guys, you make this show less shitty with all your retard posts, I fucking love you boys

not even seth can say brock is a seth wannabe convincigly

If only

unfortunately no, it is very real
shop.wwe.com/seth-rollins-the-mans-man-authentic-t-shirt/1551846F7B.html?dwvar_1551846F7B_color=Black

>w-w-orked

>it took him 4 years to cash in because hes a seth wanna be
How does that even make sense? Did he want him to cash in on himself?

retard

Fuck off retard

>that top reply
KEK

Seth's got no charisma.

He's so fucking fat.

bro why can't Rollins cut a promo bro

based seff

>240 posters still
IT'S NOT OVER YET RETARD

DO YOU WANT TO SUCK HIS FAGGOT TOE

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>Seth Rollins wannabe
Sure thing Seth

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would be great if stone cold came out and stunned rollins

>it's even cheaper now
OHNONONONONONO KWAB

He actually says "Seth Freakin Rollins" out loud?

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>Brock Lesnar is a Seth Rollins wannabe

lol what?

Hows the crowd?

GET SEFF OFF THE MIC

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God Seth is the fucking worst

Seth just absolutely killed it on the mic
Yea Forumsetties seething

I'd tell you to kys but you're an old WWE fan so you're probably 350 pounds and over 50 so you don't have much time left anyway.

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shit

Dead

somebody gif Heyman running away lel

So were all Shield members Jannettys?

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How much higher would the ratings be if Kairi Sane replaced Seth Rollins?

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Flat

Ska came before reggae.

Holy fuck, based Sami.

>about to talk to Jimmy
>Interrupted
Fuck off you literally who

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Rollins is so bad and cringe

BOOBIES

Heyman seemed really shit in that promo
Did he think he could improv and just blanked out? As charismatic and articulate as he usually is with his prepared stuff, that was just a bunch of stuttering

yeah he killed the ratings

Dead as usual

HE SHOOTIN

seff has them in the palm of his hand. he was really firing tonight. Yea Forums is cringe

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FUCK he's bad at it every sentence is gibberish

How am I supposed to boo Joe and sami when they tell the truth

fuck this jabroni faggot

seff is the worst

Sami shootin

dude the wrestlers now look and sound like such nerds compared to the older guys. even mysterio.

BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
FOUR FOOT NINE
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
NOT ONE DIME
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
KILLED A GUY
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
GAY MYSTERIO

is that rikishi?

they are dancing and no music is playing

basedhaus

HOLY SHIT BASED SAMI

BASED SAMI MCMAHON

TFW It's so bad that you miss Kurt as GM

Fat and foreign.

>rey vs zayn
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TTHIS SHIT SUCKS

Jillian didn't even get a line! She's the only reason I'm watching

it makes zero sense
what does make sense is that they fired two writers recently. that's some bad shit right there.

At least post the pic

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Oh wow Sami actually knows how to talk on the mic. That's a first for the night.

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Kek

Geez Seth really got backstage and on Yea Forums quick. We're living in his head rent free.

what the fuck was the point of that seth rollins segment,. so boring. fuckin hell.

What the fuck bros Sami and Joe complete shit on this show, and they were the best part.

>Sami isn't the tallest guy
>but Rey makes him look like a fucking giant

kys disgusting waifufag

>Sami Zayn's whole gimmick is basically being an Yea Forums shitposter
Not saying he's wrong mind you

Haha I noticed that too

New
New

New
New

New

Did anyone see Seth's fucking hairline

PETE?

Sami mentioned faceapp

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fuck off and die, someone make a proper thread #6

I'm 24 103 pounds and id still kick your lil faggot ass

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don't you have a wire hanger to stretch out, Becko?

Huh? Wat u mean?

>they couldn't be bothered to get royalty free dance music

you make a somewhat convincing woman here

aw RVD got old.