How many choppas could you withstand from a max power level Turbo Ishii-EX SUPER?
How many choppas could you withstand from a max power level Turbo Ishii-EX SUPER?
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I don't think he could headbutt me and the choppas probably wouldn't hurt since he's so small
Half a choppa
That manlet couldn't even reach my chest without me leaning into his choppas lmao
What happens after he choppa me
I would purposely jump just before a choppa so that it gets me in the balls. He apologizes and leans over to pick me up, at which point I force him to drink my breastmilk
you choppa him then he suprex you
HE HEADBUTTA YOU
If he tries that shit with me he's getting a shoot stunner.
He choppa choppa my peeper?
Max level Ishii? Zero choppas. I crumble and then he a burainbasuta me to death.
none because i would tell him he's my favorite new japan guy and maybe ask for a hug
Zero and we'd still somehow get four stars minimum.
This, the spectacle of seeing a human turning into a red mist would be enough to send everyone home happy.
Fat manlet wow so scary
Thats what makes him so scary he has nothing to lose
I'd kick his faggot ass back to China no problem
Probably about 90-100.
It would be like the Kobashi/Sasaki Chop marathon except filling the Tokyo Dome, Mellé Meltz would cream himself and give us 8 stars, and Yea Forums contrarians would reeeeeee and fail in their attempts to shit on the greatest match of all time.
We'd usher in the Choppatude Era, and forever be known as the two greatest in the industry's history.
probably at least one (1)
cringe stick to burger wrestling
I thought noah filled the dome
Enough to make me hurt, but not enough for him to go over