Asuka doesn't even know Kairi's birth name

the fact that kairi's real name is only one letter off from her gimmick name gives me hope that her character is pretty much just her being herself

they think wwe = professional wrestling and stardom or freelance is amateur wrestling.

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Kairi could be a joke about her water based persona, Kai means ocean.

But even then it's wrong. Asuka debuted in NXT in 2015.

Look at Kairi's reaction in the video - it's an in-joke between them, probably one that's a little cheeky and which they can't explain in public. Takes some dedication to your sexual roleplay to come up with alternate names for the purpose, after all.

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>referring to shoot names
Thanks for exposing the ding-dong diddly business.

Poor Kairi. She legit looks like she admires Asuka.

TFW we could be having a lesbian Kairi and Xi storyline but she's stuck with a middle aged gamer mom

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It's a real life 'notice me senpai' story. I'm rooting for her to succeed

After review, you're probably right, it was definitely an in-joke and Kairi didn't look upset.

Kairi sleeps with her wallet because she doesn't trust Chinks

man i cant watch kairi without thinking of her getting destroyed by a BBC

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This is the closest we'll get to see their sextape

Stop thinking about black dicks 24/7, maybe you need professional help.

He's only saying it because you are responding. The BBC meme is long dead but it keeps being spammed because you keep feeding him (You)'s.

>sleeping in makeup
What a hard little worker

>Asuka wants someone stable
>Kairi wants someone gentle

That's kind of cute.

And also bs. Women really want to be dominated by strong men.

Could be seen as a little nod to Asuka's lowkey status as a married woman

Holy fuck, I had to mute after 10 seconds. So it's not just porn where Jap women sound like this huh?

No, but it's just as fake as it is there. They're playing up the kawaii act because they think that's what men want. Kairi in particular is always in work mode.

>rather stay in her hotel room and play monster hunter than go shopping with you
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Perfect for each other.

why are a jap and chink such good friends?

Lust breaks down barriers.

>surprised the women of the anime country are retarded

japanese people are overrated,nunips are dumb as the americans

Because they're rational enough to judge individuals instead of grouping everyone together

>Kairi in particular is always in work mode.

What are you basing this on out of curiosity?

what would your father say

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There's an ironic undertone though, Asuka/Kana has always exaggerated it for comedic effect. That's why Kairi always starts laughing when they do videos and Asuka pipes up.

He thinks everybody must be miserable. God forbid Kairi loves her life and her job and has no reason to be sad whatsoever

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Is this a gimmick or are Japs always this annoying?

>Asuka doesn't even know what Kairi's asshole looks like close up

shameful tbqh

Only white liberals fall for that act.

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She looks for stability so she can fuck black guys on the side while cucky keeps things in order at home

The fact that normal adults don't behave that way

>only liberals aren't retarded and delusional
wtf I love the left now

Kairi seems legit shocked they matched the Stable answer, kinda weird

She may have used her old kayfabe name as a joke?

If Asuka legit doesn't know her name, what does she call her normally when they on the road?

Hojo

Kairi

I think was right
the way they react it definitely seems like a joke

She probably just calls her Kairi. I've heard wrestlers call people by the names they first knew them by even after their name changes. From backstage shots I do know that people call Asuka Kana when they're off camera.

Niggas will say this about “white liberals” and then call gay and black Trump supporters “based, one of the good ones”.
Damn bruh you’re retarded as fuck lmao

Foot slave

ding-dong diddly

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Seiko was never part of her ring name. Asuka literally just thought up a random Japanese name because she had no clue

they have sweaty hatefuck session behind closed doors with Xia mandhandling, dominating and insulting Kairi

my good ol' friend, Shlomo, I missed you

>Kairi didn't fail anything from Asuka. Even got the thing she looks in relationships verbatim.
>Asuka failed most of Kairi's
Poor little Kairi. She just wants to be recognized by her hero.

Most likely just Kairi. In wrestling the senpai can choose what to call the kohai. Also the senpai tells the kohai what to call them. This is true in American wrestling as well.

They're going to break up
IIconics are going over

Good. The sooner Kairi is rid of this dead weight, the better.

Is her shoot name pronounced different? It just has an o added in.

It's so cute. I hope Asuka gives her the biggest hug when they win the tag titles.

>queers spending to much time watching hypno tranny vids

So long as I get free access to the videogame collection, sign me up and cage my cock.

Well halfway through RAW and this 2 minute video was more entertaining so far

Kairi will be crying in the middle of the ring so it will most likely be a legit 'are you okay' hug and she will start crying even more

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