You have twelve dollars to book a 3 match card that draws as many dimes as possible. Do your worst, Yea Forums

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Kelly Kelly vs. Alaundra Blayze in an Ultimate Submission Match, I spend the rest of the 10 bucks on candy corn.

Mark Henry Vs. Rikishi
Razor Ramon Vs. Diesel
Stone Cold Steve Austin Vs. Hulk Hogan

Can I get at least 15 to get some multi-man matches on there? Or do you seriously expect me to book a Road Dogg singles match?

>Angle vs. Flair
>Michaels vs. Christian Ladder Match
>Mankind vs. Santino Sock Puppet on a Pole Match

Tell me what you're going to do with that extra 3 bucks then.

Everyone in the first row, one from the second and one from the third in a literal deathmatch where only one person gets to go home.

hogan vs booker t, mark henry, and ron simmons where he goes over clean and people pay to see the absurdity/racial undertones of it
road dogg vs mick foley in a three hour long iron man match with all the lights turned up to 11 just to watch them slowly collapse from exhaustion, followed by the show just ending with no credits or music

>haitch in the same tier as Hogan and Austin
LOL
Anyways, just book Hogan vs. Austin. That's literally it.

Mark Henry vs Kelly Kelly
Booker T vs Madusa
Stone Cold vs Hulk Hogan

Hulk Hogan vs Mankind
HBK vs Kurt Angle HIAC
Nash vs Mark Henry Ron Simmons and Booker T

Outsiders vs HBK and Haitch for the main event
Mick Foley vs Rikishi in a Samoan street fight
Lillian and Kelly Kelly in a lingerie match so I can see the bush

Mark Henry vs Rikishi
Hulk vs Mankind, Cactus Jack & Dude Love
Austin vs Angle

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Well it's too fucking late now isn't it

>Outsiders vs HBK and Haitch for the main event
holy fucking tarps, this is what you need the extra money for?

X-Pac vs Rikishi, Rikishi wins
Shawn Michaels vs Mark Henry, Mark wins
Triple H vs Booker T, Booker wins

Booker forms a stable with the other two winners and tells Kofi he's coming for him NIGGA

Austin vs Hogan
Nash vs Booker
The two hot women in a bra and panties match.

What in the fuck are Shawn and Hunter doing in the highest category when both of them are proven dime repellents?

It's a dream match many have. What are you, a workrate shitter?

Diesel vs Mark Henry and Ron Simmons
Kurt vs HBK
Lillian vs Kelly Kelly

so is Kurt 2 bucks? or..

>none of these zoomers booking dibiase

Hogan vs Austin
Angle vs Foley
Ron Simmons vs Mark Henry

Diesel&Rikishi Vs Farooq&Henry
Kurt Angle Vs Ric Flair
Blazer Vs Garcia in a mommy match

Stone Cold vs Hulk Hogan and keep the remaining $6 to myself because my job is already done.
If you absolutely need 3 matches I would go with:
>1st match
Alundra Blaze & Lilian Garcia vs Kelly Kelly & Santino Marella
>2nd match
Ron Simmons vs Ric Flair
>Main Event
Mark Henry vs Hulk Hogan

Austin vs Scott Hall
Hogan vs Booker T
Henry vs Rikishi

Spending all $12 on my $3 niggas, Austin vs Hogan, Flair vs Shawn, Austin & Shawn vs Hogan & Flair

Stone Cold vs Hulk Hogan
Mark Henry and Booker T vs that bitch In the top left
Rikishi vs Santino

my exact post

Austin vs Hogan vs Shawn in a 1 hour long match

Kevin Nash starts off the episode giving a scathing promo on the locker room and current state of wrestling, telling them to take a shower, gain height, etc.
Out comes Booker T, Simmons, and Mark Henry and they beat the ever loving shit out of him, making him cry rape. Cole screams vintage summer of 92!
Cue Jimi Hendrix music. Out comes Ho KKKogan! w/ Scott Hall to clear the ring.
Cool down midcard match with Kelly Kelly running away from the sexual advances of predator Dude Love. Kelly wins with a TKO after hitting him in the head with an unprotected chair shot.
6 man tag main event, nWo vs the groids. nWo stand tall then Hogan spray paints the groids with silver spray paint and Hall calls Henry a silverback then they celebrate with Kelly Kelly.

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the rest of the money that is held over could go to Nash's therapy

58 Minutes of Restholds, an elbow drop/superkick, Stunner, and finally a Big Boot into the Leg Drop

Christian vs Shawn Michaels
Stone Cold vs Hulk Hogan

All we need

Vince, hire this man.

Razor vs. Rikishi

Big Sexy Kevin Nash vs. Kelly Kelly (Live Sex Celebration)

Hogan vs. Austin (nWo murder Austin)

Main event is HHH vs HBK.

Midcard is Road Dogg vs X PAC.

Starting match is Kelly Kelly vs Rikishi in a dance contest.

Bill the whole thing as a one night only attitude era reunion.

Santino w/ Kelly Kelly v Mark Henry ($3)
Christian v Booker T ($4)
Hulk Hogan v Kurt Angle ($5)

Triple H looks so out of place there

ya ignored hogan and austin to book a DX match ya sump

Kelly Kelly vs Rikishi in a strip stinkface match. Each take turns giving each other minute long stinkfaces but they can tap out early but then have to strip off a piece if clothing.
Million dollar man comes out and cuts a promo on stone cold telling him not to forget the man who made him. Stone cold comes out and is about to give dibiase the stunner but then stops and shakes his hand saying that dibiase is right and that in his heart he had and always will be the ringmaster.
Hogan vs Kurt main event. As Hogan is about to drop the big leg drop Austin comes out with the million dollar belt and bashes both Hogan and Angle with it telling them it is all about the money. It is then announced that the match will restart but as a tag team match between Austin and Dibiase vs Hogan and Angle. Austin and Dibiase go over via nefarious means and stuff money down Kurt and Hogan's mouths.

I'm going to assume everyone is in their prime and peak popularity:

Foley vs. Mark Henry vs. Rikishi in a street fight triple threat
Kelly Kelly vs. Alundra Blayze in a bra and panties match
Hogan vs. Austin for main event

>draws as many dimes as possible
Hogan vs Austin
Ric vs Shawn
Kelly Kelly strips

Austin v Hogan
Cactus Jack v Angle (hardcore)
Mark Henry v Rikishi (ladder match)

Triple H vs Hogan
the best draw in wrestling history versus the greatest wrestler in history, the cerebral assassin, the king of kings, the game himself, founder of DX, head of NXT, the one and only Terra Ryzin himself

>not blue dotting Christians face
Missed opportunity

Angle vs Rikishi
Hulk Hogan vs Mark Henry
Austin vs Kevin Nash

>Kelly Kelly vs Rikshi

>Kurt Angle vs X-Pac

>Hogan vs Austin

All of these people are in their prime due to wrestling magic, right? So lets book things that never happened:

>Madusa vs. Kelly Kelly
>Kurt Angle vs. Razor Ramon
>Ted DiBiase (w/ Rikishi as a henchman) vs. Stone Cold