Why can't he just lose weight?

Why can't he just lose weight?

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Being fat is his gimmick. If he was skinny he'd just be another generic shitter.

Canadians are shit

Why can't you?

Hi Kevin, where's your wife?

Sucking my dick

Because he's literally stone cold, hello?

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Because he hasn't hit the showers yet, it fucks up the entire program if you don't do it in the right order. Who knows how long it will take for this dude to get a clue, if he even lives so long.

Why would he want to. So he's less protected when he takes a bump and more likely to get injured? All guys who used to be good wrestlers used to look like this for that reason, for like literally 100 years. Really muscular, but not cut, because being cut with low body fat might make the homosexual crowd happy, but having some extra padding on top of your muscle helps your body take huge bumps with less risk of injury. The wrestlers who made themselves really ripped with no bodyfat so they could appease the closet gays in the 1980's were not good wrestlers, they didn't bump well or have exciting matches, they just looked good standing still.