Homoshiro Isshit BTFO

*I CHOPPA YOU*
*YOU CHOPPA ME*
>yes sir, i got concussed by all them choppas
>but what do you mean, literally every other gook was offered a contract by wwe, but they forgot me?
>dont they know me, homoshiro isshit, a four foot six japanese fat man who has wrestled for a bowl of rice a fight for 30 years?
>but meltzer-san gave me five stars, right? perhaps i should choppa more
>is that so, booker-san? i will lose to sushi sashi in the undercard of naruto vs sasuke? yes sensei, my chance will surely come

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you actually thought this was funny, didn't you?

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hi there homoshiro san, how is your concussion?

this post is peak autism
go back

>>dont they know me, homoshiro isshit, a four foot six japanese fat man who has wrestled for a bowl of rice a fight for 30 years?
I like how this is supposed to sound bad but you're only making him sound cooler. Based choppa man.

Actually there is nothing cool about wrestling for a bowl of rice

Seek sexual encounters

Just give up dude. There is place in which you will ever get over trying to shit on a guy as universally loved as Ishii. Ya just gotta cope.

he won the NEVER championship because he will NEVER be remembered for anything other than being a mid-card manlet shitter

sushi and a handshake

Even Yea Forums contrarianism doesn't work with Ishii, dude. It's like walking in here and talking about what a shitter John Tenta is.

BASED
FAT NUJAMAL SMARKS BTFO

why would anyone love a tslaleb svgo sd him

John Tenta was a shitter

sushi is too expensive for njpw shitters though

your not gonna make it with the wolves kid

Acquire a gut

>>but what do you mean, literally every other gook was offered a contract by wwe, but they forgot me?
Would be unbelievably based if wwe signed Yoshihashi. Reminds me of the story of Yoshitatsu being sent on excursion so he just showed up to wwe developmental and they got confused and eventually just signed him.

overrated shitter

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>Homoshiro Isshit

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Hi OP.

>On my way to suck some tiddies

Trying to talk shit about ishii is like trying to claim that hogan never drew a dime
You just look sad bro

>Would be unbelievably based if wwe signed Yoshihashi.
Didnt he just run away from wwe? Hideous shitami or whatever the fuck his wwe name was

Head not low enough
Shoulders not high enough
Ishii does way better than that on a regular basis
If he's not looking like the Hunchback of Notre Dame, he ain't feeling very choppa that day

Why? Hogan actually drew but isshit never drew a yen

Because it's pointless and nobody will ever take you seriously, you won't get over
Target your shit post at someone people actually hate and you may get the 92 push

how is he so good bros

Based single digit IQ user

So people here claim to love dime drawers but somehow they also like a japanese four foot one blob of shit? Imma not ding-dong diddly buy that shit huh

Ishii has a based gimmick, puts on good matches, does good promos, and isn't afraid of putting over younger talent
He's the quintessentual mid card guy, every company needs someone like him

In other words he is another waste of space who never brings profit to the company

OP ETHERING

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Lol who is he wrestling here? The white fella couldnt sell a bottle of water to a nigger from Sahara