How do I achieve this look while natty?

how do I achieve this look while natty?

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Give up on life harder than you already have.

keep watching wrestling

i actually don't think it's possible

You need to dedicate yourself to the Scoops. Few men have the ability. Bix is one of them.

*heavy breathing*

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you have to write a script or Vince McMahon's life then spread it anonymously across the internet.

Like ice cream?

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Based

Be born white and you've got a 50/50 shot naturally growing into this look

Don't shower, don't hit the weights, don't have sex, but get like five clues

>white

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>Every white I don't like magically becomes a Joo

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I unironically think it's easier to get /fit/ than to actually end up this ugly. This is pure genetics

Its ok bud, we are all skeptic about it the first time this gets pointed out

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Jews are white

Haha of course they are, Bernstein

t.Amerimutt

Lol and I suppose Italians are white too? Fuck outta here

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post height and jaw

Jesus this is literally true. Like imagine the years of hard work and dedication it takes to achieve an impressive physique, but instead you invest that same level of effort into becoming the biggest genetic dead end humanly possible.

Whiter than Irish or Slavshits