This a "Dream Match", according to WWE

I'd rather have Madusa in her kino USA leotard beating Beko all the way back to Ireland

Dolph ziggler will interrupt this match because it should have been him

Bad Ass vs. Fat Ass

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>boring overpushed move-spamming anti-draw vs boring overpushed move-spamming anti-draw
I can feel the dimes flying away

mein niger

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Hahaha! No.
This could be good.
People will die in this botchfest.
I'd like to see this.
Nobody cares.
Sick of self

This is just WWE saying "look everybody! Our current wrestlers are just as cool as our legends! Really! Please believe us! Please...?"

This is a match I never wanted till now

look at those gross fake tits

This would be awesome.

Bro fuck this who is /ourguy/ BARON CORBIN matched up with?

Look at your homosexuality!

that's the only one that can actually happen because Kevin Nash hasn't retired

You think he's going to tear it up one last time?

...his quad I mean.

I like girls without enhancements, if they have small boobs or big tits whatever. Once they start getting work done they are dead to me. Might as well be a tranny.

cringe and incelpilled

lol I bet you're saving yourself for a fellow virgin too

I dismiss women that have had cosmetic surgery (and implants), gauged ears, lip or nose piercings, tattoos or any other things that make them look like trashy whores.

I dismiss your opinion when you're a manlet simp bulbasaur fat fuck that has no clue. Have sex.

Ed Leslie

he's more likely to tear up his new knees

Redneck vs No Neck

>actually trying to put Jasethy on Shawn's level
holy cringola

>big daddy bitch

Diesel vs McIntyre would rain dimes

I guess people might throw dimes if they didn't have a drink cup or some other trash handy.

These would be all fucking terrible. Maybe Austin-Owens would be okay though its hard to gauge the physical state of Stone Cold.

These would be unironic dimes.

So WWE is just blatently lying now?

why does Drew always have his hair in front of his face he looks like a fucking idiot

fuck yeah
hell no
nobody cares
dimes
Duse would kill the Irish slag
ugh
saw it in tna and it was awful

this match would expose Drew as a manlet

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>The Bellas are considered legends now
Fuck me

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These ones make the current guys look like geeks

WWE has to try and pretend they have a rich history of female wrestling being taken seriously but the one (1) person they have to show for it is this chick who wasn't even all that good that threw their title in a garbage can lmao

Why not Vader? Or Bam Bam?

because wwe only promote people who are alive.

>Nikki heard that she would lose to the IIconics so its a neck injury that forced her to retire

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this was supposed to main event wrestlemania once upon a time

make it cactus jack and i'm sold

>pandering to wolfnigger
Cringe WWmene

>still no new day 3 on 1 handicap match edit
Uhhh.

No bray?

apparently it was supposed to but nikki won't ever get cleared again and retired.

Diesel vs Diese """"""""""dream"""""""""" match
Hahaha no
Can't wait for Brienoki to kill Billie
Dimes
Cringe
Anti-Dimes
Not even close to abilities

These matches are literally on nobody wish list.
>Iiconics vs Bellas, I mean who wants that? >Becky vs Madusa, I liked WWE better when Madusa was blacklisted
>Drew is not over at all, no one puts him in any dream scenario

WWE is so awful they can't even do a decent Dream match set up. This is worse the Cornette WM18 booking. Samoa Joe vs Foley is the only one I would watch.

THEY'RE NOT FUCKING RELATED

Drew could carry Nash to a decent contest. ***

The arena would absolutely lose their shit. *****

The Bellas would inevitably go over in a definitively garbage bout. *

Another huge match, and one we might actually see someday. ****

It'd be aight. **

Fuck all you niggers, this shit would be amazing, Sethfags unite. *****

Did something like this happen in TNA? Was it good? I'd like to think it'd be good. ****

Honestly, it'd be a great card for a RAW.

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>no dream match poster including Eddie Guerrero
Kek, because he's dead!

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This would just be a much MUCH shittier version of Samoa Joe vs. Necro Butcher.

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you should probably fuck off back to Facebook

Damn, is Kevin taller than taker and Kane irl?

This is based, but you could put Austin with anyone and it'd be interesting

he's taller then Undertaker and about the same height as Kane

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Because that was mick foley over a decade past his prime, the idea here is these guys at their peak

It should have been Dean if he still employed to WWE

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they had a planned match when Dean Ambrose was still in FCW and he was calling out Mick Foley for inspiring a generation to imitate him in hardcore matches but Mick Foley couldn't pass the physical test's to compete
youtu.be/2O8bMW0MplI

these WWE heights are some occult bullshit. Sometimes I felt like taker was just a smidge taller than Kane and then I see shit like this. Feels like their heights switch every decade

>Seethe Boilins
>Not Big Bibles AJ
Cringe

Kane is actually much shorter than you would think IRL, he's always had thick lifts. At his peak, Taker was probably a legit 6'7/8. Kane was probably a peak 6'6/7. Nowadays they've shrunk 3-4 inches. Nash is/was a legit 6'10 and actually bigger than Andre who was only 6'9 or so at the very end.

We have proof you rigged that vote. There were 0 votes for Eddie then suddenly 350.

"Big Daddy Bitch" Kevin Trash vs "Big Daddy Cool, Diesel" Glenn Jacobs

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>Have Styles on your roster
>Have Daniel Bryan on your roster
>still try to sell Shit Rollins as your best performer

Why though?

I'd go with a series of matches. Prime Sunny
>Sunny beats Naomi clean
>Sunny beats Tamina clean
>Sunny beats Nia Jax clean
>Sunny beats prime Jacqueline clean
>Sunny beats the Bellas both by pinfal elimination style for the title
>Beats Ember Rain
>Retains against Rousey with a DQ
>Loses to Sarah Logan in the main event for the title.

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Stomp a mudhole vs gorge a jam roll

Dimes beyond dimes

Big No-Draw Bitch vs "Never" Drew McIntyre. This would have the potential to finally kill the E.