DAVE MELTZER ON RATINGS, TICKET SALES, MATCH QUALITY

>SO UHM IT TURNS OUT SUMMERSLAM TICKETS ARENT SELLING WELL, UHM, APPARENTLY WWE HAVENT SOLD A SINGLE TICKET TO SUMMERSLAM YET
>MEANWHILE UHM, YEAH, AEW SOLD OUT IN TWO SECONDS SO UHM, THE STADIUM HOLDS TWO MILLION PEOPLE AND YEAH, UHM THEY SOLD OUT SO WWE MUST BE AFRAID
>YEAH IN CHINA, UHM, NJPW, THEY HAVE THEIR TOURNAMENT GOING AND FROM WHAT I HEAR, UH, SO IT TURNS OUT THEY SOLD OUT TEN YEARS AGO AND CONSIDERINH KORAKUEN HALL HOLDS TWO MILLION VIEWERS, YEAH THEY GOT WWE BEAT
>YEAH I SAW NJPW LAST NIGHT, IT WAS NARUTO VS SASUKE HUH... SEVEN STARS!
>AEW ALSO HAD THAT GREAT MATCH, MARVELOUS STORYTELLING THERE... SO, WWE REJECT NR 1 AND WWE REJECT NR 2 HAD AN AWESOME HOTDOG ON A POLE MATCH, 6 STARS!
>YEAH I SAW EXTREME RULES TOO, KOFI AND TAHITI TIM WASTED MY TIME AND THE MATCH WAS A DUD... SO WAS THE BARON VS SETH MATCH, THEY JUST CANT COMPETE
>YEAH CODY WE ARE OFFLINE NOW, SO WHAT ABOUT OUR DEAL? TEN HOTDOGS PLUS CONDIMENTS FOR SHILLING YOUR COMPANY AND SHITTING ON THE BIG LEAGUES, RIGHT?

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Why are Brandfags so obsessed with the Meltzer tongue thing?

Thrilling stuff there Meltzer as usual.

Have you put the tapes in the shed yet though?

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Outlaw homo seething
Kys

Because there are no Brandfags. There is only Russo and the handful of pajeets he can afford to pay to advertise for him

Meltzer only overrates AEW talent

Because he's on their payroll.

Edrone absolutely boiling

Outlaw drone seething

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Cope with the fact that wwe is the big league and outlaw promotions dont matter ya vertically impaired dickwipe

ya alright fella?

How can person be seething so much?

says a seething autism everywhere wrestling fan who marks out to trannies because they are trannies
why would i be seething? one year from now aew has died and nobody remembers it while wwe remains. that is what it means to be the big league

I just asked if you are OK. You seem like you might harm yourself or others, my friend.
I'm just being a concerned citizen.

SEETHE WITH THE SWITCHBASED

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No, he overrates wwe way more often. Especially nxt.

Incel

Audibly keked, good fucking shit

Based

>Vince Russo fans are autists
Color me SHOCKED

rent free