Did Shawn retire too early? Why does he feel the need to degrade himself like this?

Did Shawn retire too early? Why does he feel the need to degrade himself like this?

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Really surprised that this isn’t a porno. Also, Ranzini can go fuck himself.

>While trying to remain a good husband and father, Superbat and the Avengers of Justice come out of retirement to stop Dark Jokester and Lisp Luthor from freezing the planet.
I'm laughing already.

worked

You either die the Michaels or live long enough to see yourself become the Janetty.

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>Ranzini
Who?

You can tell someone heard they could get a world champion wrestler in this movie to play Hulk and expected a Batista type guy, then old man Shawn showed up with his googly eye.

Same thing happens in this shitty movie, they clearly wanted a large, imposing wrestler guy for the powerhouse of the response team, but the damn thing was produced by WWE, so they pushed Seth Rollins into the role, and there's cringe shit like Seth pinning guys to the wall off their feet.

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OH NO NO NO NO LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD HAHAHAHA

I legit feel bad for Amy Smart for needing to be in this

Amy Smart being in trash like this makes me sad. She made my dick diamonds back in the day.

Damn Amy Smart fell off huh

This looks like one of the worst movies of all time

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Jesus christ, wtf shawn

Isn't she a huge diva bitch and that's why her career died?

Simon rex and amy smarts careers must be seriously fucked if they are billed after some literal who I have never heard of.
Is this movie worth watching after getting stoned and piss drunk

think he means Steve Rannazzisi who was in The League which is a decent show but also lied about working in the Twin Towers during 9/11

Is this where vice city got the inspiration for ken rosenberg?

As a new yorker i will beat him to death if I ever see him

Wow, bro. I can't believe we have a real live New Yorkah here. How does it feel being tough as shit just because you live in New York?

All those ugly literal who and Shawn. Yikes senpai. Old fuck needs to die off.

Funniest movie in quite a while. Makes leftycucks seethe

Like I am better than you, that is how I feel.

Nigga I'll stomp you with my timbs

> Wesley Snipes
BASED

do i know it?

Is that the Grinch

>do I look at him in his lazy eye or his good one?

Woo
Woo
Woo
You know it.

This is sad

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Everyone except Shawn is a literal who

He's supposed to be the hulk? I thought it was yoda for sure

this was filmed over 4 years ago, why the fuck was it delayed so long

Based Beaverine working an Adam Page gimmick

Part of their endgame

Idk how she could be a diva. It's not like she's been in any great film or won any awards. She's just the chick that showed her tits in Road Trip.

guys, maybe he did it... for fun

>Amy Smart
Shawn isn't even the worst fall from grace in this movie

It was the first script Shawn read after getting on medical marijuana

Yes.

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This CAN'T be real.

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Mmmm

Kek

based
this nigga prolly lives in Utica

I don't look so silly now huh Yea Forums?

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BAmp

Did they photoshop the poster to raise his eyebrows so he looked like an actual movie good guy?

Is he doing this to make haitch's roles look better by comparison?

>that guy from The League
hahaha oh no no no
>Amy Smart
damn wtf happened so used to be in big movies

I think youre on to something here

That looks like some shit-tier makeup. Whew.

He probably did work there. It's that damn Mandela effect.

>tits

More like lack thereof

They're pretty nice, maggle.

Worked by big dimes jew Ranzini

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