Why did he leave it all behind?

Acquire taste, I'm beggin' ya

>He axed his entrances
good
>hypes his match with Jericho as all serious and shit
>comes out looking like a fucking goof
This motherfucker needs to learn when to turn off the weeb/geek characteristics. There is a time and a place for that but it ain't 24/7

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"You got that right," a voice said from the next cubicle, startling Kenny. He had rushed into the bathroom so quickly that he hadn't noticed the cubicle was occupied. "No survivors, they're saying," the voice went on. "I can't believe it. Who could have done it? I can't see how it's possible."

Standing up, Kenny opened his door and stepped out at the same moment as the other person did the same. "I don't know, but we're damned sure going to find out," Kenny said. He recognised the other, much shorter man as Joey Janela, the Assistant Secretary of State for Legislative Affairs. He was one of the people who reported to the Secretary of State, who was now dead, along with every other senior member of the administration.

Emerging out of his cubicle, Janela saw who he had been speaking to. Recognising Kenny as a cabinet member, he quickly processed the situation. "You were the designated survivor?"

"I was," Omega confirmed with a grimace.

"But that means… excuse me, Mister President," Janela said deferentially.

Kenny felt the room spinning around him again. Mister President. It was the first time he had been addressed as such. It was something he was going to have to get used to, and fast. "I never thought I'd hear someone call me that," he admitted.

Walking quickly, Joey Janela had accompanied the new President through the White House and up the stairs to the residence. Kenny had so much on his mind that he barely took in any of his surroundings as they walked. He had never been into the residence before, but now all of a sudden it was going to be his and Hikaru's home for the next three years. That was another item on the huge list of things that he was failing to come to terms with.

Entering the residence's huge centre hall, Kenny saw a couple of Secret Service agents who he didn't recognise standing near a doorway on the left side of the hall, at the far end. One of them stepped forward upon seeing him. He was an absolute mountain of a man. Nyla Rose, Kenny's principal agent, walked swiftly up from behind the President to make the introduction.

"Mister President, this is agent Luchasuarus. He is now the First Lady's principal agent."

"Mister President," Luchasaurus said respectfully, standing to attention before him.

"Mr Luchasaurus," Kenny nodded. "Where is my wife?"

"Mrs Omega is in the living room, sir," Luchasaurus said, pointing to the doorway that he and the other agent had been standing outside of. "The White House doctor is with her."

"General, the ultimatum I gave them was not a bluff. If those ships are still sitting there when the deadline expires, I will be ordering them sunk."

There was a moment of silence around the table, and several people shared nervous glances.

"Sir, that would be a declaration of war," Gunn said carefully.

Kenny felt anger rising inside him as he replied. "I think it's pretty obvious that after what happened tonight we're already at war. The question is with who. The Iranians appear to be keen to identify themselves as prime suspects. Further, it seems to me that they intend to show they can push around America, with their new President who no one has ever heard. They're going to find out, if they cross the line, that they are wrong on both counts."

Gunn considered that for a moment. "Perhaps we should show them we mean business?"

"What do you propose?" Kenny asked.

"I propose surfacing one of the submarines we have on the scene. It will be seen by the Iranian destroyers, and it will show them that we have the means to carry out your threat, should it prove to be necessary."

"That would be dangerous for the submarine," Kenny said, thinking out loud.

"Yes," Gunn nodded, implying that the men on-board would be willing to carry out whatever order they were given.

"Do it," Kenny said after a moment.

Him and Okada put me to sleep. Never watched njpw again after seeing those two. Probably going to skip AEW too. Okada takes about a full minute to move after performing and kind of wrestling move, wwe style. Omega just strikes most of the match. If I wanted to see strikes most of the match, I'd watch a martial arts movie, at least they're talented. How come all these wrestling companies pick the most boring people to be top guys? MLW seems to be the only ones doing it right. Hopefully they expand and have longer shows.

he misses it

>Inoki over Big Baba.

Are you shitting me

>He could've surpassed Hansen.
This

Japan is a masterrace country. I have been there. Compare the homeless. In Japan they are orderly and clean and align their carboard box houses in neat rows and dress tidy and shave, and are fairly polite and always mind their own business, and sit there sharing a nice bottle of whisky with each other as quiet respectful drunks. In the US, well, crazed crack addicts who attack people and accost people for money break shit etc. Compare the police, etc, Japan socially is a better country with some different problems that are bad, but overall still better than most other countries.

It's a shame Kenny got memed so hard by Cody Rhodes. He is naive because he's too pure and surrounded himself with good people for so long.

Didn't mean to quote that shit about hansen because that's bullshit and a weird thing to say lmao