I want to have sex
I want to have sex
With Bex?
With Lex?
With Hex?
With Mex?
With Tex?
With Rex?
Just pay for it
Get a clue and become an onaholechad
Thats against god's rule
So is sex
Not really
not so fast, little man
have you taken a shower?
have you hit the weights?
have you gotten a clue?
my rule in life
>if Rich Evans can have sex, then anybody can have sex
It's not that hard.
Retard. How can we reproduce fag?
No, premarital sex is
lose weight then
Yes, dumbass. Let's all impregnate prostitutes because that is God's Plan.
There's a girl I know on kik who frequently hosts "Loser Battles" where we all compete to send her the most money while we fap. 1st place gets nudes from her, 2nd gets nothing and 3rd place gets blocked. The last loser battle three losers including myself competed. I sent her $36 and got last place. 2nd place sent $40 and 1st place sent $80!! How am I supposted to compete with that?? Luckily the unblock fee was only $20 so I paid that right away...
You said sex in general is against gods rule. It's not.
reminder Yea Forums is a christian board and premarital sex is against the rules
This.
no u dont. check em to comfirm
Jesus is here watching us
Based religious Chad
Wasnt jesus a prostitute 4 a bit or sumn
He can forgive himself doe
Nice try Satan
I don't think thats true
Take a shower
Get new clothes
Cut your hair
Start a workout regimen
Download Tinder
Be aggressive in your conversation with women
Be the man they want to be with
Penetrate
I actually don't want to have sex anymore. I think that is the Wizard Powers.
No he washed a whore's feet because he is a based footchad
But why didn't he just pay $56?
Me too! Post your address and we'll set something up...I am an ugly, really fat man and my penis can't get hard due to ED, but that's cool right?
That's fine wolfkek, we can make it work
based as fuck
So do I. With a 6'10 328 lbs. guy with long, black hair and lots of arm tattoos.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm
Yesssssss
No but he taught Mary Magdalene everything he knew. Jesus preferred the company of prostitutes and crooks over so called righteous men
how does one pay for intercourse without the fed tracking me?
find trusted doms on fetlife
it's how I got my first facesitting brap session
Fag
Nope.
Bend over bitch.
>watch G1 with on/off Chinese gf/FWB whatever the fuck
>show finishes and we have sex
>cum fast af
Ayo Wrestlechads, how do I not cum so fast during coitus
And then what? Can you ask them to hook you up with a hooker?
Ding-Dong DiddlyBased .
( YOU ) on the left
Fucking based
Have sex more often
The idea is greater than the actual act 99% of the time, your better off sticking with your hand