>Hey Ishii, thanks for agreeing to work with me! >Not a probrem, you want discush match? >I was thinking you could win after a big comeback where you kick out of my finisher then hit me with the brainbuster how's that sound >Shounds likea you rack ambition, Moxley-san >What do you mean Ishii-sama? >I mean, ris is your first G1 you must make impact, Moxley-kun. How about I-a choppa you, you a choppa me, i-a put you through table, you a Choppa me more, then put me down with one finisher >Wow you'd do that for me Ishii-sama?! >Ishii no need win, Moxley-chan. I rook after Kenny before you, now we share time. You run rong and pray now
alright the jap accent is one thing but making him sound retarded is another
Grayson Johnson
very liberal with his honorifics I see
Dylan Allen
what is this terrible fanfiction. massive cringe
Gabriel Hughes
absolutely BASED and choppapilled
John Diaz
This is what I imagine Tanahashi is like. Respects the business enough to put hot young stars over
Jason Bennett
Agreed Crinkl Ye Cranola
3/10 replies lads
Kayden Hall
Ishii vs Kane Who goes over?
Logan White
what is this beautiful fanfiction. massive based
Nicholas Kelly
They argue for twenty minutes over who gets to lose before settling on introducing a third guy where they agree he gets to double pin them both
Zachary Reed
Time limit draw
Luis Sanchez
Based
Sebastian Sanders
They’d only do that if the booker asked them nicely to pad out time, otherwise it’d be taking time away from the boys who need it
Blake Thomas
Cringe
Robert Sanchez
Yes but Ishii does it more often
Kayden Rogers
Where is the 'choppa phase 1' poster and when is he going to do choppa phase 2?
Brody Ross
Based big choppa Ishii
Connor Cox
>, then put me down with one finisher Literally took two though
Christopher Rivera
The regular double arm DDT isnt his finisher in NJPW. He hasnt beaten anybody with it. The elevated one is the actual finish.
Jeremiah Phillips
It's a nice thought but I'm pretty sure they get the finish from Gedo.
Matthew Torres
They agree to a finish, but then the guy who agreed to win goes into business for his opponent and shoot pins himself.
Owen Williams
It's annoying because nobody has made the distinction, but the Dirty Deeds isn't his finisher anymore. The only person that it's actually pinned is Shota.
Kelly REALLY should've been on top of this, he knows the fucking difference between a DDT and a Brainbuster.
Mason Martin
The audience, brother
Aaron Cook
That just typical Kevin "Every Lariat is a Rainmaker" Kelly.
Hunter Wright
At least they properly called the Shortcut Rainmaker today.
Aaron Nguyen
After hours of polite arguing, they both agree that they are willing to win, as long as the crowd is behind the winner during the finish. But then when they try to do a test of strength, as soon as they get one hand locked in they both immediately tap out.
Brandon Foster
>I high fry frow and you kicka out, my knees can take it user-kun
John Bell
Is there anyone that respects the business more than Ishii? The man hasn't taken a day off since 2005.
Luis Lewis
Kanes was/is pretty good at putting everyone over he fucking showed up and had some matches while he running for mayor
Jackson Phillips
How come he only got famous in the last 5 years but he's been around since the 90s? What the fuck was he doing, what was his wrestling style?
Camden Young
He got put in the G1 one year and fucking killed it and everyone realised Ishii is the best
He did beat Shota with the regular non elevated snap version of it. Obviously Young Lions are supposed to be low tier in the power level scale but still.
