Last thread reached the bump limit . Oedo related news from last night's Osaka show: Hazuki lost her High Speed title to DEATH山さん, who pinned Azumi in a three way. Kagetsu/Sumire/Andras became Artist champions when Sumire (!) pinned Saki, but Natsuko/Hazuki/Jamie immediately proposed an intra-faction title match TBA. TCS defeated QQ Also, Arisa was seen smiling.
>Upcoming show schedule: >July 24th: Korakuen Hall (and release of Yurie/Hana photobooks) >July 27th: Kanazawa Distribution Hall >August 3rd: Shinkiba 1stRING
It was a low bar set but she made quite a few great fights out of it. I'm not sure how much more they can milk Kaori saying one word, but people seem to like it anyway. She even got a sort of mini-MV in the Occupation of Joshi for this month.
the oedo team went over in that artist title match? that's like twice in only a month it's changed hands
have they announced yet who their first defense will be against?
Lincoln Cooper
Not that I know, but I hope it doesn't continue playing hot potato for the time being.
Jacob Gonzalez
Did Mandheling get a sex change and wig?
Brody Morgan
Holding the pink belt that Tam would go to her grave, and who she abducted P-Sama from, instead of the orange one Saki wore. So does this, along with the pinfall means she's done with Saki and moving on to a feud with Tam?
John Foster
I need to marry her so she can buy new clothes. She's worn this dress too many times.
Kayden Cook
A feud with Tam would be nice but I hope we get a third Natsu vs Saki single match before that.
assuming it's live, Nao just posted a clip of her walking in the city with Natsuko at 4 AM, saying something about "In spite of being extremely tired..." and the rest I can't understand.
Levi Rodriguez
I wish I could wear a shirt professing my love for Hazuki, but Kagetsu beat me too it. Lucky broad.
Sebastian Evans
>kagetsu wears shirts declaring her love for hazuki and azm >azm in turn wears kagetsu shirts >hazuki doesn't wear anyone's shirts
I like Death Yama a lot as a side character but Hazuki and the highspeed belt are made for each other, just like the future belt was perfect for Kitto.
Easton Hernandez
Some people don't like Death yama? Also who gives a shit about the high speed belt?
Caleb Walker
It's a cool belt and Kana designed it
Parker Reed
Isn't that a sign she's 18 in like a month then? yeah it really went to shit once Utami grabbed it, through no true fault of her own, but she was booked way too strong in a field of rookies.
Kevin Bell
Hazuki's going up the card. She'll win the 5*, but had to drop the HS title so they could move someone up to that level, be it AZM, Kid or someone else. Saya maybe? She didn't factor into the pin and Kaori has the clout to put someone over and not have it hurt her, especially with the Death gimmick now.
Noah Cook
I care about it more than the Future or SWA belt at least.
Nathan Perez
Here's a horrible machine translation of Sumire's latest tweet. >Fans who have been supporting us since ancient times. Even when I was in a bad newcomer on a rut, even when I was out of direction when you were in a wrong direction, you are now watching over for a long time. When I dropped out of this industry, the face of every one came to mind. I was really glad I could not quit that time. Thank you very much. People of stardom fans. At first I think I was puzzled by the idiotic woman who didn't even know the bones of the horse, LOL, everyone gradually accepted me, and above all everyone laughed out and watched the game, so that That is what makes me better. The past No. 1 wrestling is fun now. It is thanks to you. So from now on, I will put my crotch on your guessing face without getting lost, and I will be in the midst of my own desires. If I think that I will become a matomo because I have a belt, I am looking forward to a big mistake and enjoy it
>So from now on, I will put my crotch on your guessing face without getting lost, and I will be in the midst of my own desires What did she mean by this?
Nathan Brown
She's only 21 and has grown a lot as a wrestler since joining oedo tai (thank you Kagetsu) her size doesn't matter. I think there's a good chance she wins the white belt in 2-3 years.
Jaxon Phillips
think that means we're all about to get sprung while I disagree with a bit of his notion, height does unfortunately play a big part in selling a champion - you can cut promos, but they're better if you look *down* on contenders.
Benjamin Ramirez
Hazuki is about the same size as Momotaro and not that much smaller than Kagetsu
James Russell
I know, it isn't like there's a ton of people taller than her. If it were me booking I would gladly elevate Hazuki regardless of stature provided she can adapt to all kinds of fight styles and paces. Of course, if it were me booking, Nao would have been double champ for the past 6 months and every show sells out.
Some stardom reddit guy also speculated that the high speed title change was about Hazuki moving up the card, but Sonny said it was entirely about Death-yama being popular with the fans. Size might not matter to you or lots of fans but it matters to wrestling promotion owners
Card for Ishikawa show on the 27th: Saya vs Ruaka vs Rina Saki/SLK vs Leo/Hina Konami/Zoe vs Natsuko/Jamie Hana/Kyona/Bobbi/DEATH vs Kagetsu/Hazuki/Miyagi/Natsu Mayu/Arisa/Tam vs Bea/Momo/Utami
I saw her at the DDT show today, kids in Japan are so lucky that they have so many great wrestling options to grow up with.
Aaron Wright
She so cute and tiny. I think I could've fit her in my pocket and snuck her outside the NY show. I could've gotten her real pizza instead of the Sbarro's Hana was probably feeding her.
Is Yoneyama actually over at all with this retarded gimmick? It seems unlikely to me in the first place and the fact that Sonny publicly said so makes it even more dubious
Mason Richardson
Do you actually watch Stardom? Fans seem to love her a lot. Rossy's said on twitter he likes it too for some reason.
Colton Walker
Arisa is a dumb fight-happy protagonist like Goku who thinks people can express themselves best through fighting. Her shining spirit inspires even her most hated rivals to enjoy their time with her as long as they're fighting.
Henry Cruz
Maybe I just don't get it. I've never seen anything to it other than making the same face-freeze over and over every time she has a spare 1.5 seconds. It's amusing for about 30 seconds until you realize that's the whole thing.
Ian Williams
Crowds love her dude. Joshi is comedic half of the time and she gives the crowd a good time.
Jason Fisher
>for some reason because it's dimes
Jackson Hughes
That Sonny post was his typical passive aggressive feminine way of shooting on a wrestler he has a personal problem with.
Kayden Bell
What post? What did he say about what wrestler?
Gavin Miller
kek true
Samuel Parker
God I want to drunk fuck kyona
Jayden Turner
So you're saying when this arrives in X weeks I get to view Yurie eating shoelaces and floor waffles
going through Hana's twitter, it seems there are at minimum 4 other Hanas in the wild aside from Ruakahana and Hinahana. 3 of them are young children and another older one has popped up.
How many times do you think Kyon goes to Bar Jin to hang out with Hiromi? Does she have a running tab like Norm on Cheers? If I pick it up do you think I could score a three way with them as tank you for removing a financial burden for both of them?
Jose Rodriguez
lots ya ya
Cooper Rogers
Imagine the ecstasy she feels when Sumire whips or paddles her during a match.
Nicholas Gomez
It was a wreddit post about the title change. I'll find the post for better clarity on the situation.
She can drink most people under the table so you'd be the one who'd have to worry about being taken advantage of. I wouldn't have any qualms with it if she jumped my bones.
She's coming back to the ring and needs a tag partner to go after the Goddess belts.
Leo Thompson
already over a year ago the hype was greatly diminished by seeing the result coming before it had even started, but it gave us the best prime minister in history
If Hana stays in joshi for a while, it'll be good for society. Since she got beaned and then became her latest incarnation, kids everywhere look up to her and wear all her merch. Some might even be at the workshop events as a result. It looks like she adores children too.
Weird, the server posted the wrong image. I meant to post this, and it's rhetorical, because my ace (and wife) is perfect! I just wanted to see if other people love her too.
Jim Valley was covering for Bryan on the Wrestling Observer Live show and gave some props to my girl Sumire saying she deserved the title and was good at what she does. He also wishes she was signed full time and wondered why it hasn't happened yet.
I hope it doesn't happen ever because her freelance stuff is fun (if only in images, since a lot of it is really small promotions that don't have video) and also there's a lot of opponents I wanna see her face that she hasn't yet.
I don't know what it says about you or any of us that a girl shows the bottom half of her breasts and you can see nipple bumps, and the first thing a person does is stare at her underarms. Never change pitbros
based and I love her too but not as much as I love my perfect wife, Natsuko
Liam Gray
looks like what you post is so true that it triggers agua into a shoot lmao I can get down with kek what a pedophile
Jace Clark
What was on this? It says unavailable now.
William Hill
My eyes went to Jungle's rack before I noticed Hana's underboob. It's a sensory overload and affirmation that Kyona would be good wife material even with the alcoholism.
Robert Brown
Mine went to jungle first because she is the only woman for me
Cameron Bennett
It's good to know there's someone with refined taste on this board.
hmmm her favorite is the Osaka one, I thought the Tokyo one was better. At least agua won't ask her what's her fucking problem since she answered his message on twitter.
Brandon Brooks
Can I get a quick rundown about agua? I always see him talked about here.
Justin Gray
aguacasas.blogspot.com
he reviews joshi matches and people hate him for his expertise
Bentley Sullivan
Just the resident mentally ill NEET poster. Not much interesting to say, every general on Yea Forums has one. Every few days he will embarrass himself in an amusing way but mostly he just derails threads by starting flamewars between his 6 personalities or sits there flooding them with pictures of whoever his avatar is this month.
Connor Wood
He's a Latinx Chad with the quickest wit and the purest heart on all of Yea Forums. His bout tracker and thoughtful ratings are an indispensable addition to our community here. Inevitably there are many false-fans who hate him out of their own lassitude and jealousy.
Luke Ward
Would she understand a question in English? I'd worry Google translate would mess it up.
Mason Reed
Decent chance yes if you keep it simple. Most high-school educated Japanese can read and write English without causing a _complete_ trainwreck. It's only speaking skills that are rare.
Christian Fisher
I'm pretty sure you're too late now, anyway. She's moved on judging by her reply. Maybe another time.
this is a decent rundown, but I can find the pastebin with a lot of the shit he does if you () want. I see a few of the said personalities have responded to you already. It should also be pointed out that agua is a pedophile and stalks joshi wrestlers and joshi fans on twitter.
Hey dudes, just dropping in to say I've sexualized Hana Kimura and her girlfriend too, I know my punishment is coming but hopefully I can rub one out a last time before I get turned into a cloud of red mist
Christian Hall
>her girlfriend too Who do you think is her girlfriend? Bobbi Tyler?
Next time I see you referring to Sumire as "anata", I'm shooting on you and posting the broken bone pics on your reddit blog.
If only she knew the level of dekinai she was dealing with, especially a sadass weeb that only lives to talk about two japanese niche cultures (porn and wrestling) but can't even say a sentence without help.
Neck yaself
Hudson Bennett
Your friend is an ALT, he does not speak Japanese
Luke Turner
Holy based please film it
Jaxon Hall
Wish I could go to this because we get the 2 for 1 of Sumire and Nao and booze, if I'm not mistaken.
that's hardly even considered underboob compared to Hana
Nathan Sanchez
I noticed this on a break at work. I wasn't sure if it ended by then or not.
Jordan Baker
what bottom is hana wearing???
Owen Lee
my face duct taped to her waist
Ayden Walker
I feel his lust, quite relatable with wanting to marry Hazuki >a friend of mine first lie >lives in Japan and speaks the language >あなた get it together, pedophile
Alexander Smith
Who's gonna tell Arisa that she won the fake title and the real one's been held by Sumire for a long time
The new Twitter layout is terrible. Why is there so much wasted space on desktop? Also, you now have to click on an individual tweet to get the option to machine translate it.
Isaiah Russell
I know, it's awful. I found a browser plugin to restore the original layout (basically just changes your user agent without actually having user agent switcher on) but it breaks some things like autoplay and copy/paste.
works in the forks/spinoffs like waterfox, but like I said, it comes with some problems.
Jaxson Ward
Thanks for the info. Here's a way to change the user agent for only twitter.com from about:config without using a shady addon
toggle "general.useragent.site_specific_overrides" to true create a new string value named "general.useragent.override.twitter.com" and set its value to "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 9.0; WOW64; Trident/7.0; rv:11.0) like Gecko" (omit quotes of course)
Juan Stewart
based high level grey hat tech prodigy user
also it isn't shady, I mentioned it being open source if you wanted to take a peek. But, the less addon bloat the better.
You sure you can handle Ace when you get there? She might have had sex with half of the industry so far but that combination of assets is hard to find.
She has a mystical aura around her, a nice lithe, athletic body and an enticing air of mystery about her true identity and visage. So there are many factors that make you spellbound by her.
Cooper Reed
I want to hold hands with Yurie, if Hana give me permission of course.
Jackson Thomas
I want Hazuki to spit in my mouth.
Ayden Morales
Reciting the same lines over and over, for months on end. Your repetitive nature will serve the Mars Project well in 2040. Indeed, you will be operating a rock crushing machine 10 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Do you think her and Hana talk about how annoying it is when gaijin harass them via DMs?
Jeremiah Cruz
They're the current 8x10s she's signing after shows I think.
Nolan Bell
PSA: please help your local british jungle pilled man get a cyber jungle kyona shirt by tweeting there social media for me.
Thanks
Josiah Foster
who else has been proven to do that shit other than the pedophile? Of course it was him, and we know he damn sure wasn't messaging about getting tickets.
Lucas Ortiz
Guys what should I message Hana today?
Joshua Perez
how many tickets you want to buy for the next show
harassing Arisa won't make her want to sleep with you
Adrian Barnes
Mayu enjoys 3 things in life 1. wrestling 2. her pets 3. solo karaoke
Eli Torres
Re-read my post again. That's my response. :)
Noah Thompson
wish she'd heem the fag with one kick and put him in a coma imagine how nice threads would be
Joseph Garcia
I know, but are her pets really that popular? It's for fans to buy, not her. Feels like a strange decision to have her on it when I would assume most fans would prefer her. Still cute, though.
So are you supposed to DM the roster if you want Stardom tickets?
Nathaniel Thomas
if you care enough about Mayu to buy a shirt, you know of her pets
James Rogers
You have a fair point, but I guess it's one of those things where it's supporting her so of course it will sell.
Andras' second t-shirt is honestly really shitty but it too will sell.
Cameron Gutierrez
they have their emails in their bio
Mason Jackson
I wish they were fighting a bit more on the left so it would look like Kagetsu is pointing at them.
Carson Hernandez
Probably true, but I would assume not everyone follows social media and such and there might be a few fans who just watch her wrestle and like and know her for only that.
i would step over my own mother for a chance to clean off every grain of sand from tamu with my tongue
Easton Williams
I'm planning on splurging and getting 2 shots with Kagetsu, Hana, Natsu, Mayu, Natsuko, Hazuki, Arisa, Tamu, Kyona, Konami, Andras and SLK if that's physically possible
Jaxson Cooper
It very likely isn't. The lineups are so excessive that even superfans don't leave with more than 3 chekis, because you have to go to the back of everyone's line each time. They're usually there for a couple of hours at most.
Easton Johnson
fuck, is it any better at shinkiba? because I'm gonna try to go to the next shinkiba show too
Liam Harris
You won't have the time for all of these, you have a hard choice to make.
Parker Myers
My guess is that since it'd be a smaller attendance, maybe the lines wouldn't be as bad
Also, if I were to have to pick 3 out of your list, I'd go with Hazuki/Kyona/Sumire
shouldn't Momo and Bea have the bigger lines on this show? Momo is supposedly the ace and Bea is supposedly the top gaijin right?
Easton Phillips
from what I know Mono does have long lineups but Bea's are about what you'd expect Start trimming your weakest links from the list. Kitto unfortunately would be my first choice, because she might just wanna go home afterwards and not pretend to like everyone that she stands next to. I guarantee it's authentic for people like Kyona.
Isaac Cruz
fuck this is tough
Jace Lopez
if you split your list between two shows and are willing to go full autist mode waiting in lines for ages you can probably get most/all of the ones you really care about. your initial list is so long there must be at least a few you won't be heartbroken to miss out on.
Ayden Gomez
How plausible is it to get Sumire/Hana/Mayu?
Robert Barnes
>Sumire possible >Hana/Mayu the sun will set
Elijah Sullivan
The Oedo girls have the shortest lines, but they often leave early
The cutest pinfall. Would have been hilarious if it was actually a 3 count by mistake.
Asher Baker
Can you stand near Mayu and trap some of the air she breathed into a jar and send it to me?
Levi Myers
based tam knowing the importance of a good night's sleep
Jacob Phillips
And I'd step over you to lick her clit to cornhole as my mouth gets full from the sand granules almost choking me, but it would be well worth it.
Samuel Turner
I think you should support people who don't get a lot of fans, it might make them happy. Andras, Kyona and Natsuko I would go for, they're a combination of not that popular + old ladies. Its good to support people like that so they don't retire, Mayu and Tam will be ok if they miss out on a few extra customers.
Julian Wright
It was a bit of a pain in NY with as smaller crowd, so Korakuen may be tough for such an ambitious plan. I hit Kagetsu, Hazuki, Jungle, Tam and Hana's lines. I wanted to try Arisa, but it was too long and getting too late. I'm not sure if having the whole roster there would help dissipate some of the crowd or not. May I recommend at least making Kyona one of your first stops. She was chatty, in a good and appreciative way. She was very nice and seemed somewhat surprised by the fan response to her. She solidified my fandom for her after that meeting.
Liam Price
This is my outlook on it too, ever since I heard about who had short lines at TJPW despite me liking their matches a ton.
Hudson Garcia
adorable if true
Camden Parker
>She was chatty, in a good and appreciative way. I've always been curious; how long are you supposed to/allowed to chat with them as you get your picture? I'm sure you have at least a couple of seconds to say hello but I've always wondered how much of an autistic Japanese assembly line it is.
William Perez
Is there any way to get this shirt if I don't live in japan?
Probably not unless you wanna fork money to either a trustworthy regular or a gaijin guy that happens to be at her table. Problem is picking up for someone else means less room in your carry-on luggage for your own merch, so it's not an easy thing to ask.
unironically piratechads are your only source they nuked all the old content and have added maybe 4 new shows that weren't there before, the rest is gone for a while (indefinitely at this rate)
Austin Jones
Seeing as she does her own merch, will they come in sizes larger than the one's on the Stardom International store or is the 2XL Japanese the standard for joshi merch?
