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user i seeth a lot of people online and in wrestling communities trying to teareth down the fusty snake with what those gents consid'r the "w'rst promo of all timeth" but in reality we the masses has't been too dumb to und'rstand the leveleth of kino yond Jake wast throwing down
>ev'ryone ov'r the years has't attribut'd the "you wanna playeth 21? i've did get 22" line as being a signeth yond Jake doesn't knoweth the rules of blackjack
>in actuality what mr. Robeth'rts means is yond that gent hast a. 22 calib'r caliver, and yond coequal if 't be true his opponent truly hast the p'rfect handeth that gent shall not walketh hence the vict'r because Jake is vicious and shall doth aught to winneth.
>the line "do thee wanna playeth blackjack? i did get two of those too" is then that gent declaring yond that gent hast two actual blackjacks, a typeth of crude club hath used to bash people
>finally the line "you wanna playeth Aces and Eights? i did get too many of those" is belike the most kino of those folk all
>aces and eights goeth by anoth'r nameth. Those gents art hath called "dead sir's handeth" because t is hath said to beest the cards yond Wild Bill Hickok, a famous outlaw, wast holding at which hour that gent wast did shoot dead
>Jake is then implying yond that gent hast hath led a trail of men who is't bethought those gents couldst most wondrous the snake only to windeth up dead at his handeth ov'r the years.
t's timeth to visage the facts, yond coequal while balloon'd off his rampallian on enow drugs to killeth a bull, Jake Robeth'rts couldst still cutteth a m're c'rebral promo than anyone else in the hist'ry of the business.
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