Why does Big Money Baron work the Observergeeks into a scalding seethe...

>be taichi
>be a heel
>wrestle like a heel
>some old fuck gaijin has an autistic fit over you not doing enough flips and shits on you in every way he can
The Miz of NJPW

BASED Corbin
BASED Taichi

Corbin is unironically a fucking terrible wrestle. People who disagree are just contrarians for contrarians sake.

already giving him that $11.99 a month huh goyim?

He made up his mind a long time ago and doesn't want to see things objectively,happens to other random smarks too.
Oh and he also undervalues matches with screwy finishes even if they are well executed.

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worked

>w...worked
Based Corbin main eventing a stadium that’s less than 25% full

Not enough flips for ya, zoomie?

>muh work rate
>muh flippy flops

U r gay

Taichis in ring is dodgy. Like you can tell he misses stuff and is low key a shitter.
With that being said he's still the best wrestler as far as entertainment goes.

Also Dave meltzer has the wrestling taste of a 14 year old who jist discovered flips. Hates ECW also

I don’t get why he doesn’t like Taichi much, sure years ago he wasn’t great but he’s much better now, there’s far worse in njpw

Corbin is utter shit though

>Like you can tell he misses stuff

I don't see Meltzer removing snowflakes from Sanada matches for botching and doing whifs,like Taichi didn't miss a spot in the last matches and all the shit he did looked well executed but Memeltzer and his tribe of dumbfucks pretends to have seen a different match everytime.

>Based Rollins main eventing a stadium that’s less than 25% full
FTFY

Dave thinks Taichi sucks but Cody is an amazing wrestler

I'd like to see them both tag team Miho Abe if ya ding-dong diddly catch my drift

SANADA is LEAGUES better as far as the actual wrestling art desu. SANADA is probably top 5. The only issue with SANADA is his crappy finisher, too many flips and sometimes some of the stuff he does doesn't make sense. Also he lacks charisma to nake it too that upper echelon but good looking hand. Plus njpw like evil more. SANADA should go to AEW.

Cody's had great matches tbqh lately. Like taichis a little gimmicky.

>as far as the actual wrestling art desu.
> SANADA should go to AEW

I can smell you through the screen

He is unironically a solid wrestler with good fundamentals but he only has one good move and no, it ain't his shitty finish

that matche was teally good. how and why do people take this fucko seriousely again?

He's an AEW mark but a NJPW and WWE smark

>SANADA is probably top 5

OOF

>SANADA should go to AEW

Or he could stay as midcarder in New Japan since that's clearly his limit,he's average in everything

no one agrees with you

Gedo doesn't push SANADA to that next level. I'm a huge SANADA mark. Sanada and Juice has the same standing. "The next big thing" but never wins anything super big. They even book him as the janetty to evil when evils shit.

I don't care. Unlike (you) I don't need to check with the hivemind to make sure my opinions are correct

>Gedo doesn't push SANADA to that next level.
And you think AEW would?
>They even book him as the janetty to evil when evils shit.
Do you think this because EVIL beat him? Despite the fact that SANADA got talked up by Okada in kayfabe and was gifted a title shot against him? He's literally the fourth most popular man in Japan and they know it.

>7442866
pls for the love of God all mighty have sex

They've pushed evil over sanada for a while. Evil got the fued with Jericho. It's been a while but they ALWAYS booked evil better than SANADA for the past few years. And yes AEW would because hes dimes incarnate. The best wrestler of this era. Fuck okadaer.

samefag

Meltzer is unironically the worst fucking thing to ever happen to wrestling.

>Why does Big Money Baron work the Observergeeks into a scalding seethe?

oatmeal face is jealous

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corbs is too based.

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Based corbs working his heel magic on Dave and making him seethe for no apparent reason.

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when dave makes up his that a wrestler is shit, he can do no right, and vice versa. although bryan is actually somewhat worse about that.

A heel can only draw as much as the face who is tasked with knocking him off his pedestal.

Corbin is not the problem, he's athletic, he doesn't flip but does spots the smarks like like the apron slide, his signatures look great and he can pull them off on Samoa Joe without a problem, he carries himself like a grade A heel, his cringiest promo moment was just calling someone stupid instead of gigacringe like sufferin succotash or any time Seff tries to hamfist his phrase into a sentence, and he has a good attitude and good banter backstage. Everyone they've tried to put over him has been hot garbage though, but he's a perfectionist and keeps improving, seeking to master wrestling like he did football and boxing.

Corbin is a good big man heel but WWE uses him like shit.

That's not what it's about, it's about you being a retard and thinking being unique makes it okay. It isn't, kill yourself.

>Japan's favourite son
>works Meltzer into a shoot for NO reason
>Raw being shit blamed on him, no sells it
>Kurt's farewell video on Raw, comes out with watery eyes, real human bean
>they give him Kurt's retirement to punish Kurt and prove their point about the ratings being shit
>no sells it, carries a mangled Kurt to a decent match, real hero
>sees the tarping fest at stomping ground
>sells it a bit then proceed to job to Seth by looking like the biggest geek in the company like the professional
>no sells Becko punches
>sells Lacey's ass
>End of Days Becko like a boss, gaining massive heat
>they do nothing with it, still no sells it
>Goat theme
>Goat moves
>cucks the Usos
>probably cucks other deserving shitters
>respected by Randy
>Yea Forums's favourite son
this motherfucker could go to NJPW and get over faster than Prison Paroled Moxley and AWOL Jericho, but he doesn't, he stays in that shithole, gets the big checks, works everyone and proves a point everytime he comes out.
BASED BARON "WORKS YOU AND GIVES THE DEEP SIX TO MISS FATU" CORBIN

I still really, really, really don't get the appeal on Taichi.

Based Taichi triggers the little autist while he fucks his second wife

Corbin is more agile than he has any right to be and I'd argue that if he got the same time or opponents as Archer's been given lately to get all that praise, he'd fucking eclipse him

More importantly, why does Taichi work Meltzer into such a frothing seethe?

corbin worked this guy hahah
i'm honestly begging ya

Corbin and Seff just have no chemistry. Also, I think a lot of it has to do with Vince wanting hi to wrestle like a "big man." Corbin worked best with little guys like Kalisto because he was a big man that could work a faster paced "lucha style" match. Now, he mostly does power spots and strikes.

When they eventually do some cross promotional work it'll probably be Sanada n Juice vs No Way Jose and Mojo
youll love it too

Yeah all of that is true but he hasn't been put over anyone yet, dude sucks
Give him AJ or somebody, Corbin vs Sid at Mania

I like Corbin but tbqh I can’t take him seriously wrestling dressed like a bartender. It exposes the business

Hes a legit outfighter. If he was trained proper he would be a unique wrestler. Think a cross between Naito and Jon Jones.

>Now, he mostly does power spots and strikes.
that's what pro wrestling should consist of though. if you're not a luchador you shouldn't wrestle like one. flippy spotty bullshit that matt and nick jackson think is cool isn't wrestling.

one of THE most b&rp posts in the history of Yea Forums

>Back in the 70's when he started following the sport he would hang out at bars with wrestlers and basically stalk them to try to fit in and they couldnt stand him.
he did this up until the early 90s. wade keller was even worse

Taichad is a pleb filter.

No. The issue is that Seff tries to wrestle him like he's Bork or Early Carder when he's actually closer to Rookie Bork and Nu-Taker. He can toss someone around and set up good sequences. No one's saying he has to do a fucking 450 or a basement dropkick. He just needs a couple cool spots sprinkled in with some big guy stuff. It was fun seeing Bork toss around small guys, but seeing him hit a shooting star press or standing suplex was great. They have Corbin wrestle the same match every fucking time and he's obviously better than that.

What the fuck im listening to the new WOR and Dave said he liked the Jay and Yano match
bruh

Corbin is decent and safe worker. Dont know if he has "it" but meltz is a fag anyway so good on him for making the best of it.

>seeing him hit a shooting star press or standing suplex was great.
you mean the one where he almost broke his neck and killed himself at mania? yeah, cool.
>They have Corbin wrestle the same match every fucking time
Ric Flair has one match. Hogan has one match. Okada has one match. Goldberg has one match. etc etc.
>he's obviously better than that
how is he so "obviously" better than that? do tell.

If you're familiar with Meltzer's writing you'd know that he doesn't rate comedy or overbooked matches.
Taichi is an overbooked comedy wrestler.
Do the maths.

>Literally being worked by the angle where the McMahons blamed Corbin for the ratings.
Holy shit what a mark. Worked.

>Also he lacks charisma
>said the gaijin halfway across the world about the 4th most popular wrestler in Japan
Cuh-ringe

Corbin will forever be based for standing up agaisnt the shitty wwe doctors for the CTE issue.
But Corbs is based enough that the E forgave him.

lol "removing snowflakes for botching".
This isn't figure ice skating, bitch.

I dont get the japanse favorite son.
Butstill based corbin

Meltzer is still mad that they picked Corbin to be the acting general manager of Monday Night Raw instead of him.

>shit look
>shit character
>shit attire
>mediocre in ring
>mediocre in mic
Poor guy has absolutely nothing going for him. It's not his fault his overexposed though

Imagine how many times young Dave got shower raped trying to buddy up to the wrong wrestlers

>I dont get the japanse favorite son.
Corbin said it on their recent trip to Japan to get cheap heat with the crowd

BASED

You now remember unironically liking the lone wolf Baron Corbin in NXT.

I liked that he kept his matches to less than 60 seconds

well..what else would you lower a star rating for?

if it's about technical ability, as Meltz seems to believe it is, then botching would mean a low technical performance.

based