*gives you your best match*

*gives you your best match*
*lets you go over because he isn't a self mark*
*headbutts you softly*
*goes back home to suck pornstar titties*

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>*goes back home to suck pornstar titties*

I am 100% convinced that some user just made this up just to see if he could get you to parrot something to fit in. prove me wrong, tell me the specific origin.

Holy fucking newfagola.

Yeah, I'm from the United States of America. Do you have a problem with that? This is the greatest, most important country in the world, and I would never want to live anywhere else. We have the best beer in the world. Anyone who says otherwise is a good-for-nothing foreigner, a retard, or a flyover.

also I don't give half a god damn fuck about some Ching chong professional gymnasts who drop each other on their heads in random Japanese bingo halls. They all look the same. They all sound the same. They have the same names. Kenta Kobashi and Kenta Kobayashi? Are you shitting on me? They all wrestle the exact same style, too:
>I choppa you!
>Oh yeah? I choppa you!
>You choppa me? I suprex you!
Then the guy gets dropped right on his rice bowl of a cranium like a retard. Them they chop each other some more, spam finishers until one guy pulls out the rare super-mega-ultra finisher and drops the other guy on his head in the most devastating way possible. Then, last but not least, when the match ends they hit that shitty bell that sounds like it came off of a broken down Zimbabwean train. That's EXACTLY how every 'puroresuring' match in Glorious Knee Home EVER has gone. Prove me wrong. You can't, and you won't. I watch American professional wrestling because the best country in the world obviously produces the best wrestlers in the world. Uhh, hello, Hulk Hogan? Undertaker, the American Badass? There's too many legends to name. You know who they call the Hull Hogan of Japan? Some gangly lanklet freak called Giant Baba. He may have been 6'10" but he looked like he had never touched a weight in his life. Damn near seven footer that looks like he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag. One leg kick would topple that gangly faggot. American wrestling is the best, Japanese wrestling sucks. Stop watching Nü Japan Pro Dancing.

Ishii is a known connoisseur of large breasts, I cup + only.
A man of refined patrician tastes you see.

So you admit AEW is the best right faggot? Also back to /pol/ retard

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Fucking based Ishii

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GOD-TIER promo, dimeless weebs will seethe and insist their ladyboys draw while they third party stream every event

>America being the best and most important
How is the greatest country win rate faggot? Hasn't won a war since WW2 constantly losing to commies. Greatest country on the planet sucks Saudi and Jewish dick and cannot wipe out a bunch of towel heads (isis, al Qaeda, etc)

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>getting worked by copypasta
lurk moar fagget

This is pretty based, even if I can tell your a puro smark trying to work us. Possibly a good template for some copypasta.

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>same poster

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you sad sack, that's been a copypasta for over a year at this point

Point proven

AHHH A PACK OF NIGGERS IS RAPING ME HEEEELLLLactually this isn't half bad...

>Hey Ishii I was thinking, how about I put you through a table then you make a massive comeback, hit me with the brainbuster, and you get the win?
>Uh no, sho shorree that no work for me brother. How abouta you choppa me, I choppa you, you win with a shingle finisher? Ishii no need win, justa happy to choppa choppa

Based Big Choppa Pump

First time I've seen this one for the G1 thus far

He's a great man

BASED promoCHAD spitting FACTS

>I cup + only

Based

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holy fucking based

I love this copypasta. And let's be real. It's 100% right about Giant Baba. Fuck that nigger.

Absolutely based, this guy never disappoints.

ok here how match go, first we choppa each other, then you choppa me, then i reverse your choppa and give you a double choppa, you block choppa with choppa of your own before u start raining choppas down on me, choppa after choppa, the choppas come thick an fast an almost get me but i choppa back with a really big super mega ultra dragon choppa which devastates ur power level needing u to recharge ur choppas. i go pitbull supersaiyan and unleash full power choppa beam but u duck and uppa choppa, reverse, counter choppa, double counter reverse triple choppa, mega choppa action, go for pin but i kick out at 1. then we start choppa phase 2

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Why did this make me laugh

needed some pasta to pour my goulash over. thanks user. now i don't need to cook any

Was this match really that good why did it inspire 10 different Ishii threads.

Will watch later.

>really big super mega ultra dragon choppa

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Its not that good,in fact the whole event was a disappointment.

choppa phase 2 sounds based

I realise this is mean to be mocking Ishii but it's actually based and how I hope he actually is IRL.

the second of 107 separate choppa phases that ishii lays out before each match

sounds like a based match tbqh

its was pretty good and entertaining, don't expect a technical wrestling clinic, it was basically a no DQ match slugfest but they meshed really well together with their work and character
I would certainly recommend watching it

>double counter reverse triple choppa
>choppa phase 2

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>blushed and pretended to drink tea when nakamura complimented him as the best wrestler in the company
>likes big soft titties
>is known to cook for fellow wrestlers so the company published a cookbook for him
>known to be one of the safest wrestlers despite not appearing so
>started as a junior in the indies in the mid-90s and worked his way up to where he is today
>was the chairman when he was in choshu's promotion
>starred in a music video
>you choppa me?

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There's a translation of an old interview somewhere where he says his favorite is black women with large breasts.

he’s the true fifth pillar
sorry akiyama

>black women
ok that's kinda cringe

There is no problem with this

>Based Big Choppa Pump
My sides.

Every Ishii match in the G1 has been great so far.

High-T Ishii

He's too based. Put the title on him Gedo

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I really hope we at least get an IC title run before he goes senpai schedule like Nagata

And that's just choppa phase 1.

I can't wait for Ishii/Goto, bros

It was really good, even for an Ishii match, and it's probably the best match of Moxley's career.