Wrestling Cringe Thread

This Match. Everything about this match pisses me off
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>That's probably what I hate most about flippyshit; how fucking "light" it is.

Ospreay and Ibushi do flippy shit right,they don't fuck around and go in hard and fast.

Because they're great athletes and much better than the young bucks. Anytime the young bucks do flippy stuff, it looks the softest thing possible.

I think the Bucks just lack athletism,they have a shitton of stamina but most of the shit they do looks like in slow motion compared to them.

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If I was a WWE/AEW fan I'd be fucking embarassed. Their wrestlers appeal to the absolute lowest denominator. NJPW make them look like literal childrens TV

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>inaugral universal champion

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*cough*

>>Even in 1765
kek

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based choppa doing it safely and not ending his career like that retard shibata

They practiced that so much earlier that day, you can just tell, so full of pride at their gay little spot. I wonder if in their head they truly had the thought of "This is going to get us so fucking over!"

That kind of headbutt without using the hand for protection doesn't work when you are bald or you have short hair,its looks super phony.

The difference here is that you don't see them explicitly waiting for each other and assisting each other.

holy cringeola

It's one guy doing flippy shit as a unique gimmick, and he's actually hitting his opponent rather than doing weeaboo shit where 95% of the moves are countered.

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Sasha Banks thread

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You know, at least this one acknowledges that they were only doing all that stupid bullshit to try and one up each other, not because they think it's legitimate offense

This NINE time world champion Charlotte Flair.

Daily reminder Roddy Piper never won a single world title

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Superkicks ruined wrestling

This entire webm is retarded but at about 18 seconds in that final flip was just unnecessary

fucking kek.

>Daily reminder Roddy Piper never won a single world title
damn yeah im sure roddy deserved at least one run with the women's world title

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The only one that did a super kick that looked consistent was Omega,still shitty spammy move sequence.

I forgot what a botchmaster Lana was.

>implying WWE women's titles are even comparable to the 24/7 Title

Maybe the WWF Hardcore Title during 2001

that's Mandy

I can't tell the blondes apart. My point still stands though.

The story here still mystifies me, did she think she was legitimately injured only to realize it wasn't anything major so she came back to do her spots, or was it all a weird worked shoot?

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And people bitch about shots with gimmicked chairs being dangerous

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Who's fault was this?

That's Shane's fault,fucking Linda could take a better stunner than that.

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christ....

This looks just as bad as cringe young cucks kick spamming.

Didnt shane fuck up Takers tombstone too?

>ITS GOOD SHIT ITS SO YOU!

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Now let's not exagerate

I'm fine with most of the flippyshit in that sequence but the whiffing double dropkicks trigger me the most

I am not exaggerating.

The funny thing is this footage bit was not slowed down.

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>this match got 6 stars

I can just imagine how good the rest of it is

Poor Kev, gets the finish of his favorite wrestler, a legendary maneuver that any worker would kill for the go ahead to use, and not only does he do it with poor form but also gets it sold in the absolute worst possible fucking ways by his opponents. Ironically, Seth's was the only entertaining one because he literally Rock-sold it

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Does he at least use it as a finisher or is it a signature and he still uses that stupid pop up powerbomb as a finisher?

Who was in the wrong here?

I Dont get it Whats the appeal of this kind of wrestling. Like 0 impact flip spots , or attack spamming and coordinated spots look retarded 100% percent of the time. What´s the draw and why retards eat it up?

He initially only used it as a surprise last-ditch maneuver but since he wasn't allowed to win it always got kicked out of, but since his return he's been using it a lot more and actually got a pinfall with it

It's more technical than a suplex so that automatically means it's better to cheese beards.

it's off camera but it looks like shane lost his balance when he landed from selling the kick, which caused his head to be out of position

This is the type of shit youd laugh at in the backyard at a pool party or bbq.. I want to see a fucking fight

fucking Shane can't do anything right

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Based Big Dick Randall selling exactly as much as is deserved

Worked

Based

omg

Wrestling is fake you know

Why the hell does this fat fuck use the stoner?

People who see wrestling and think like whoa, this is just like my animes in real life

Punches are legitimately one of the worst things in wrestling, they look shit without exception. What is he even trying to do here, be a boxer?

>they look shit without exception

I would post that webm of Bret giving pure strikes by i don't have it

Wrestling is fake,that doesn't mean you have to make that fact even more obvious.

I don't know why you guys have a problem with this taunt. It's not a move, it's a taunt. No one is exposing the business here.

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He's doing flips for no reason other than doing flips,he clearly didn't intend to jump over the rope like that so there was no point other than flipping because that's the only way skinny manlet fucks can get over in these days.

Bret doing the punches not receiving them

Sadly the actual talent was outside of the ring.

Idc about the fact that it's flippy, I just think it looks retarded and cringey.

>crowd cheers
>I bet they thought that would get them over!
SEETHING

It could be argued that Kevin's kick to the abdomen was to powerful that it caused Shane to double over and fall out of position. Not a bad botch by any means, and they did a good job recovering.

That looks cool AF. It's no wonder they got $100 million to start their own company.

When are you going to realize it isn't 1987 anymore? This is what real fans want to see: fast-paced, high quality, pure wrestling

The crowd cheered so what is your argument?
You're out of touch.

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Holy fuck it's like night and day! WWmeme can't cope with the Big Dig Bucks! AHAAHAHAHABABABABABAHAHAHABABABABABABABABAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHABAHABABABAHBAHAHHAHAHAHA!

Out of 100 I hope.

One for the soulsbirne crowd I guess.

This looks shoot amazing.

>Randy selling the first punch

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This is legit awesome tho. Doesn't belong in this thread.

Someone get this man an AEW-brand autism care kit, he's sperging too hard to even type coherently

This is why they just shouldn't do headbutt spots unless they are willing to smash heads.

This workrate is fucking awesome. Fuck you for shitting on real wrestling.

Didn't someone fairly recently give themselves and anyeurism by headbutting okada too hard?

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This whole match was straight fire tho

I'd rather that than whatever the fuck Mox and the gook are doing OR don't do the headbutt spot at all.

Stay in reddit tho

you should kill yourself.

>Stay in reddit tho

What's it like over there? I wouldn't know because I've shoot never been, junior

100% pure

>the crowd cheered

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Renee has a literal retard of a husband.

KWAB

they are keeping black away from these two anti draws now

Was waiting for the ref to do it.

Who else remembers Daniel Cormier burying the Bucks and Cody multiple times on twitter over this?
I gotta find the screen caps, gets me every time

even purer than I remember holy shit

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Jerry Lawler had some of the greatest worked punches ever. But yea the vast majority of the time worked punches look exactly like the fake punches they are.

When will you people realize that casual fans want aesthetically impressive wrestling?
Casuals fans don't want headlocks.
Casual fans don't want gradual builds.
Casual wants want flips, they want hard hits (thigh slaps) and they want high paced sequences.
Even in true combat sports, the crowd will boo a match if there's too much grappling and not enough action.

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KEK literally this. The people who like that power rangers rasslin go home and watch anime for little girls.

And I want Riho's big nose in my ass

>7439828

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the amount of trust it took to assume a man would catch you when you're diving headfirst into the ground and otherwise breaking your fucking neck is insane

Poor Peyton, like wtf are they trying to do?

You suck at falseflagging

Avengers movies do the same shit and draw all the dimes, grandpa.

Ospreay is legit the worst for it. Imagine saying Ospreay doesn't fuck around when he poses like Spiderman for 10 seconds after every flip

Even the ref is facepalming

this is the worst

How the fuck people are praising this match or Moxley's Japanese Adventures?

Edrone seethin

I don't watch American wrestling.

Isn't zsj only 6 foot tall?

that's how you lose fans.

sasha is amazing!!!!!!1

Fuck man why did she have to do my nigga like that. I never stopped hating that horse face bitch since

Yup. They used to bill Cole at 6ft as well but they stopped. I wonder how long they'll keep calling him 210lb, he can't be more than 160, he's fucking 5'6.