Battlebots Fight Card Released

>Tombstone
Mmmmmmmm, don’t wanna mess with him

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MMMMMMMM Yea brother

What the fuck am I looking at?

Oh I’m done I’m meant bots with some type of spinning mechanism in the front like these two: youtu.be/89LYj3d1jCw

Who else /duck/ here

ohh, ok. They are both Rotating bots so it should be cool

I see, you are a Duckchad yourself

baste

OH NO NO NO NO NO youtu.be/EGON5iWlQaM

Original battlebro here. My picks dont always do so well but I feel confident.
>Tombstone
>Deathroll
>Bombshell
>its a tossup bit gemini
>close match but duck! Will win on account of durability.
>Sawblaze
>Railgun max
>Ribbot because if its frog or toad related it has my support for reasons I cant explain.

I have faith thay /ourbot/ will go over brother.

>bombshell over cobalt
You are new as shit or absolutely retarded

OH NO NO NO NO NO
youtube.com/watch?v=woqprb9lcvc

>Bombshell beating Cobalt
Everyone laugh at him

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Don’t let this thread die

Rotatoretty being jobbeb by big dimes sawblaze

>Tombstone v Rotator
Rotator will be running the wedge, and it comes down to Tombstone not beating itself up too hard on the wedge. 90/10 Tombstone victory.
>Death Roll v Quantum
Death Roll is surprisingly strong, but if Quantum gets a big bite on a battery or a drive motor it's quits. Could go either way though.
>Bombshell v Cobalt
Bombshell isn't nearly the jobber it was in the past, but Cobalt chews bots up pretty hard. Going to come down to driving.
>Gemini v Tantrum
Who fucking knows.
>Lock Jaw v Duck
Whoever wins is going to have to go the distance. I expect a judges decision.
>Sawblaze v Blacksmith
Sawblaze. Blacksmith couldn't beat its meat.
>Rail Gun Max v Shellshock
Don't know, never seen Shellshock in action.
>Ribbot v Falcon
Ribbot is surprisingly mean. Falcon was surprisingly shit. If there are no mechanical issues it could be a good fight, but I'm guessing Ribbot takes it.

Fuck you Okada

ya seethe?

50 minutes until new episode

should I make a gamethread or should we just talk about it here

As the original battlebro I say that this is the gamethread why make another?

Alright, 10 minutes left

where to watch this shit?

Friday at 8pm on Discovery.
Wednesday at 9pm on the Science channel on

tonight at 8

Lets go battlebros

They are running out of things to throw at tombstone

Who you guys going with

I hate quantum so its deathroll for me

Deathroll all the way

I got Death Roll

IT DOESN"T STOP WORKING

I thought it was gonna be over when Quantom got that bite in ngl

They are 3-0, holy shit. They could go all the way

Quantum is so slowwwww.

Is that why you hate quantum

There should be a Battlebots Game

Cobalt is going over. It's going to destroy Bombshell

I thought the first week against blacksmith the driver of quantum had a dickhead attitude.

there was one back in the day but it got canceled.

That makes sense, I had that reaction to

The worse part was the game was ready to be shipped but it was cancelled after season 5. It looked so good
youtube.com/watch?v=F5Hqnuo6u3s

LETS GO COBALT

I got Cobalt

Man, they're just shittion on Bombshell

can you blame them

Guess not

Not even close

Man, that fucker bounced

How does it have so much power in a goddamn saw

fucking bombshell

SAME OLD SHIT
SAME OLD SHIT
SAME OLD SHIT

Of course Bombshell was going to lose. IT HAD ITS ARMOR ON UPSIDE DOWN!

Saw is thicc

So thicc

DUCKCHADS UNITE

I'm going Tantrum

#Metoo

Didn’t these threads used to be on Yea Forums?
Rooting for based DUCK

THICC ARMOR

Robotic combat is an alternate sport so it's here now. Lets go DUCK

Yea Forums threads for battlebots always suck because Yea Forums is more shit than it has ever been now

Why do they suck, I've never been on Yea Forums

wait...if both bots are the same size, which one is the minibot?

They are multi bots. Their equal weight matches the weight limit. If both bots are taken out then then lose

That puncher is hella retarded in hindsight

Yea, why not make a normal Vertical spinner?

>two super light bots
A flipper’s paradise

yep.
youtube.com/watch?v=6pZFj4rkrRQ

They never really take off then its just poor fucks asking for a livestream. That and shitty Yea Forums memes

this punching gimmick sure isn't doing much

That match would've easily ended via K.O. if they had a standard weapon

Gotta be gimmicky to get chosen to participate since there's a fuckton of vertical spinners already

Thats disappointing

There should be a weight bonus for multibots.

>2 bots = 400 lbs./200 lbs. per bot
>3 bots = 525 lbs./175 lbs. per bot
>4 bots = 600 lbs./150 lbs. per bot
>5 bots = 625 lbs./125 lbs. per bot

They're going to get fucked when they go up against a real bot

Thats just two full size bots. If you have two 200lbs bots then you would just have two heavyweight bots. And you can put in as many bots as you want, they just have to be under the weight limit

Did nets get banned?

yes, entanglement devices are banned

Yes, and for good reason, they’re unbeatable meme weapons

LETS GO DUCK

I gotta go with Lockjaw

>Donald vs. Duck

The point is to give multibots an actual chance at winning.

quack

I actually laughed at the Lincoln joke

The ebola joke wasn't bad either.

kek, this fucking duck, man.

flap flap flap

I'm going with Lockjaw

do NOT cuck the duck

Makes sense

what the duck

Duck's driver looks so damn awkward.

Duck's winning streak is over!

PLUCKED

DUCK WILL BE BACK

Fucking robbed.

Doc just did.
youtube.com/watch?v=3x4weajfqm0

great visual of him awkwardly standing alone next to the lockjaw crew

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R O B B E D
O
B
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Whats his power level?

Going with Sawblaze

I can't tell if Duck was Robbed or not

It shouldn’t have been unanimous at least

Yea, that was bullshit

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Duck had control, but I think Lock-Jaw's damage gave a slight boost in aggression points, and obviously, Lock-Jaw got the damage point.

Are you fucking serous? God I hate those kind of people

I got Sawblaze

It has a fucking lifter you retard

Blacksmith fucking sucks

>alone
Don’t teams have to be a minimum of two people?

I mean, it's durable

Form over function: the bot.

I think Blacksmith might have this

those green flame tackles are some anime shit

He is Asian after all

I think he definitely got more strikes in, but I think Sawblaze did more damage in general. Wouldn't be mad if Blacksmith won.

Is Blacksmith the Dolph Ziggler of Battlebots

I don't watch a lot of bot fights, but man hammers and flamethrowers always seem kinda useless to me whenever I do see them. This bot had both, it was a slugfest so that made it fun to watch, but it didn't look like it did a lot on the damage side of things. I guess that could just be me looking at things with inexperienced eyes, since I'm so focused on KOs and not playing for the judges, cause I could see Blacksmith score well with judges just because it hit so often and had that flamethrower stuck in there for a bit.

nah

hahaha fuck blacksmith.

Blacksmith in the Desperado

He is Apollo Crews

It’s flashy for the judges so if you can make sick flames AND survive three minutes then it’s a legitimate strategy

>Bombshell
>Top tier

Original battlebro just starting now.

Who's Okada

Still think deathroll will win this.

It honesty could

He'll lose at quaterfinals

I don't watch that dink shit

Who's Brock then

DEATHROLL IS MY ROBOT.
I COULD USE HIM TO SHIV LIV

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Shellshock guy trying to be doc brown?

Rail gun

I got Railgun Max

Bronco

That slant-eye a cute

Shellshock seems like it would make a very pretty heap of wreckage

After it got BTFO by Bite force?

Deathroll just won As I predicted.
I am still sticking with bombshell.

Ha, did they expect that flipped bowl to be effective?

You mean Seth freaking Rollins?

Fucking ouch.

well it was less fragile than it looked but still pathetic

it was made by High school kids so what do you expect?

Nah, Bite force isn't overrated and not an Asshole

I was expecting it to shatter instantly and leave green glass across the box but I’ll settle for flaming upside down

I forgot how much a jobber he was. Shit.

This is going to be fun, watching your reactions

Tombstone's got this

SOMEONE SCREEN CAP THAT PICTURE OF RAY WITH RED EYES FROM THE CROWD

TOMBSTONE TOMBSTONE TOMBSTONE TOMBSTONE TOMBSTONE TOMBSTONE TOMBSTONE TOMBSTONE TOMBSTONE TOMBSTONE TOMBSTONE TOMBSTONE TOMBSTONE TOMBSTONE

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So I barely found out I have Discovery channel and can watch this. Feels good lads but how can I watch the stuff I missed?

Based

he’s looking pretty rough these days

The Wednesday's threads usually have links, or you can youtube some matches

Oh shit

Oh shit.

holy shit

upset city

Didn't expect Tombstone to lose, let alone this badly

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WEW

fucking wew

TOMBSTONE
BURNT
THE
FUCK
OUT

#ROASTED

DO you guys think that if it went to judges. Tombstone would've won?

Nah. Rotator had this.

GO APOLOGIZE

Holy shit. I was in for Tombstone, but I ain't even mad.

I think it would've been a split with Rotator coming out on top.

TOMBSTONE LITERALLY SHAKING

EVERYONE IS SHAKING

That was a great episode

Other than the first match doing the job in predictions go duck!

This made up for Minotaur blueballing us with its busted new weapon

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Ducks weapon he just couldnt lift lockjaw

they've been the biggest letdown all season

Buzz saw vs. Black smith was a great flaming match.

What Tombstone needs is a cute anime girl mascot to get back on top

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I mean i predicted saw blaze would win but I think black smith got screwed on that decision

I still stand by on my opinion that Sawblaze did more damage in general.

Cute, too bad Overhaul fucking sucks

Turtlebot btfo

Not even the makers of Overhaul like Overhaul

That main event finish was some wrestling shit. It was great. Defeated with less than 2 seconds.

Have you Apologized yet?

Yeah it really was. I don't follow bots much, but Rotator's sturdiness really surprised me, Tombstone threw itself around more than it did Rotator.

Tv is filled with sneed, bane, got, disney shills and capeshit. It ruins every thread eventually. Whereas on Yea Forums if anything its memes enhance the discussion when used.

You might have discovery on demand if not download discovery app and watch it that way also.

Heres the playlist for season 1
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDe0CguuqcMD6Ee3rQfJBkUCKzilzx1lF

And for season 2
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDe0CguuqcMA-fu_fwgE1vIFA0IA2PsTP

Season 3
discovery.com/tv-shows/battlebots/

Playlisy for original comedy central series
Season 1
m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHYwoirLTljWPVETp7CI6swMQ6ffDSyzV

Season 2
m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHYwoirLTljX3xdMOKJBOT_tPrRgSJOle
Comedy central seasons 3 and 4 on youtube not in a playlist.

bombshell
quantum
gemini
shellshock
those are the ideal battlebots designs
mark my words either one of these will win

>it's real

Not even close

OUR GOD

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pretty awesome main event, and I'm a Tonbstone mark

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