PURE STRIKING EDITION
Extreme Rules Gamethread #3
STRIKES SO PURE
MY SOUL IS CLEANSED
sorry I'm watching TNA
GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON RENEE IS A COMMENTATOR
BASED TAKER PUTTING A 5 STAR PERFORMANCE
When?
Any editing request. I'm bored
>not a single rule broken yet
THIS IS NOW A KAIJU THREAD.
You retards give manlets so much shit about not looking like wrestlers, but Shane wrestling on a regular basis is fucking based? Fickle.
sjw brownie points
Where the fuck is rhyno with the gore
OH! there's plenty of reasons! OOF!
Gib milk
Simon went from a fucking tranny beta to a mother fucking chad in like a year. Also not for nothing takers looking pretty good compared to the past 4 matches he has had.
in TNA
Shane is based though
Manlets don't take bumps from the top of the cell (see: HiaC 2018).
“Oh” in Renee
Taker can literally kill a guy in the ring and the smarks will continue to cheer for this old bastard and chant YOU STILL GOT IT
Who else /CC/ here?
Imagine being so desperate to get Roman over you partner him with Taker for absolutely no good reason
I'm hungry
Is this the real thread?
based Taker looking 10 years younger how did he do it bros
Wouldnt killing someone be part of his gimmick, and therefore based?
Because corey graves putting her in her place makes it worth it.
He is over, dummy
no this is
I am unironically impressed desu
>jumping off under your own power
>bumping
u dubm
she looks like 2k graphics
Saudi Oxygen therapy.
Soul transfer storyline when? Undertaker should just steal Roman's body
How long until the crowd turns?
>chad
he's a neet that lives with his mom. all he did was jack Peter Steele's look
doesn't have a number and is a thread about the cringe watch along that WWE does
PREPARE TO GET EXTREME
>Oh's in Renee
>Samoan Wrestler
>does the Samoan drop
Welcome to WWE Extreme Chants!
soooo was it 90% Goldburgs fault after all or has Undertaker just been training hard like a pro sense that match?
PURE! PURE! PURE!
Get for AEW
The next match will be women, so soon.
SHANES FUCKED
Based
Carder seems determined to try to make up for the Goldberg match
SHANE'S FUCKED
Not much longer probably.
The guys in the next match are gonna get it rough....
Kek
>HE'S FUCKED
what did renee old mean by this?
They'll turn during the Bayley match.
SHANE ABOUT TO DIE
unironically enjoying this match tbqhwyf
Based P U R E get
See If the opponent dies, it was his fault and not Taker's fault because he still got it
Extreme rules go grab a chair or something
I think she said Shane's hooked?
Carder sandbagged Goldberg.
what's with taker's gear? his shirt looks like it's from walmart or something
Why is this no dq? Have they done anything yet that would be illegal?
WALK
WITH
ELIAS
this is probaly the best match wwe could produce on this shit card, it only gets worse from here, i wouldnt be suprised if people started walking out before it finishes
So this confirms it was all jewbergs fault?
>Oh Shanes about to be done
BASED ELIAS
Ladies and Gentlemen
ELIAS
I thought Elias was Roman and was about to mark out for a Roman heel turn
Meanwhile Jasethy will only climb halfway up the thing.
Undertaker and Reigns should do stereo dives over the top rope
So it's only a No Holds Barred match so Elias can interfere then?
Taker inches away from splitting his skull on the steps
PUT HIM ON THE TABLE IM GOING TO THE TOP ROPE
HOLY SHIT SHIT HOLY SHIT
Drew now carrying 4 shitters
that table is clearly padded
mmmmmm
Based and savepilled
That's one fucking cute monster.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
lmaooo
TAKER IS BLEEDING FROM A MINOR CUT ON HIS SHOULDER!
IT'S OVER
Another Holy Shit
I love this flying mf
Based elbow drop
Randy would be proud
since when does the announce table have a layer of padding on top?
Where's romans Samoan family run in
wow shane got all of that
HEEM LEAKY
HOLY SHANE HOLY SHANE HOLY SHANE
TAKER BTFO
More like Taker os being carried by 3 young talents and despite Shane is an old guy who is not a wrestler, he's still relatively small and light compared to the other guys in the ring. Goldberg is old so Taker was exposed
no shit faggot wrestling is a work
Hiw long til shane has a stroke in the ring?
>based Fatt Hardy shitting on Shane calling him a spot monkey
KO comes out to balance the teams again?
>censoring the crowd during a ppv
PUT SOME RESPECT ON SHANE'S NAME
This is good.
Why doesn't Taker go back to this gear since he practically has the same type of shirt tonight?
oh, user!
based Billie burying Sam Roberts on the watch along
Big if true
VINTAGE
If you know what smark means, you're a smark
Where's Kane when you need him
Wait go back.
Oh good pat is back
Undertaker literally buried
He’s at least gotta change his current pants/boots.
>that faggot with the Squared Circle sign
just BEAT HIM WITH THE TRASH CAN
there is no need to do the coast to coast
>Match isnt complete dogshit
I feel let down I expected a really big shitshow not a serviceable match
Seriously though am drinking where did roman go?
Knox County, Tennessee
I thought this shit started at 7:30, why the fuck is it not on at normal PPV time? No need for a non mania PPV to be 7 hours.
BASED TAKER
NO TAKER! DON'T KILL SHANE!
This is gonna be longer then any g1 match so far
fucking state of it mate
Is this the first official match? I haven't been paying attention at all.
I only had two mothra pics so here's anguirus as mankind.
They've never started at 730. Ever.
>cringeslam spam
>Depressed wrestler
>Does a suicide dive
KINO SHOT OF NINJA DREW
>big dog strong
Kino
BIG DOG STRONG
Holy fuck that was fantastic
MMMMMMMMM THIS MATCH IS KINO AS FUCK
why dont they bring a gun to kill undertaker if its extreme rules
BEEG DAWG STRONK
>teleports behind you
This isn't sexy Mothra but it's acceptable.
that was one of the better e spots i've seen in a while
Ok guys, this match was KINO!
yeah I'm thinking he's back boys!
great match all things considered to be desu
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
REST
IN
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
PEEEEEAAAAAACEEEEEEE
nice botch
Roman stealing that kino moment from Drew
not that bad to be honest
This match was fucking BASED DESU.
botched the tombstone again
MMMMMM
WHAT A KINO BADASS MATCH
>WHO SAID THE DEADMAN IS DONE?
>tfw everyone was shitting on this match since it got announced last month
>tfw it overdelivered
Literally better than every match on fight for the fallen
that was fucking awful
>entrances were longer than the match
Honestly the match was pretty well booked to hide Taker's age and flaws and he looked pretty good tonight.
nice botch finish as usual. couldn't even pick up shane on the 1st try.
That was unironically the most kino wwe shot/camera work in a decade at the end
holy shit Carder actually put on a good show
God, shut the fuck up Renee
MMMMMMMMMMMMM WHO'S RETIRED NOW...…...BITCH
Fun match
WTF BROS THAT MATCH WAS AWESOME
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINFE IN PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
That shot of Drew behind Taker was pretty kino
>fucks up the finish
This geezer boomer needs to fuck off already
How does 85 year Undertaker have a better match than anyone at Fight for the Fallen?
Nice recovery of the botch taker.
So I went into this with the lowest of expectations and was pleasantly surprised. So far 3 matches in good show
Might be because it was the opener but I thought it was ok.
CHOKESLAM HIM TAKER
I need a gif of McIntyre popping up behind Taker
rent free
>still gets booed
kek
No, it was pancaked perfectly and he dropped on his knees straight down. He would've murdered Drew though.
>playing roman's music
((((BIG))) DOG is so lame that he need a taker push.
Based match desu
This match was better than whole fight for the fallen
Based Roman saving this match.
So now that that's over, what the fuck is there left to watch in this event?
>YWN have a son that loves you so much he's willing to let a geriatric undertaker botch a tombstone and break your his neck just to save your shitty wrestling organization
Fight for the fallen was boring tbch.
AEW badly needs its tv show to start so the matches actually have storylines instead of being a bunch of nothing matches.
this thread is full of marks
Give him a last ride taker.
That was sick and the botch just made it seem more real (though I guess for undertaker stiff shouldn't be realistic). Still, that was a zillion times better then anyone guessed.
Ya seethe cultist?
Undertaker needs to show his natural hair color
Drew carrying the match again as everyone else got multiple rest spots
kino opener
That was Shane's botch, idiot. Take a wrestling course one in your chubby short life
HOLY FUCK THIS WAS AMAZING
Based Extreme rules starting the show with a 5 star match.
It’s all Downhill from here boys. That was a Badass match tho
I was eating and unfortunately only caught the last seconds of the match, was it based or cringe?
was taker mobile?
Ok that was pretty based, anyone who didn't enjoy that is truly an obese virgin.
will this be the last decent match of the card or what?
Cesaro Black and AJ Rick O Shea plus a possible Bray run in
Most of the time PPVs had the preshow at 7:30, started at 8pm, and only went 3 hours until 11pm.
and e-drones
I'm sorry this match alone was better than your entire little show last night, aewtist
Gray?
AEWho COMPLETELY BTFO AFTER THE FIRST MATCH
Anyone make a gif yet?
What a waste of airtime if Sting doesn't show.
Indie Shitter spotted MMMMMMM this ain't no bingo hall BOY
Because Undertaker is a legend, and AEW is bush leagues.
fell free to APOLOGIZE NOW anons
Taker looked surprisingly agile. It was a really sound match.
This reminded me of takers mania 19 match except much better.
yes
(((e-droning intensifies)))
Last Man Standing if it can at least be half as kino as Raw's opening two weeks ago.
The end spot was fantastic but the match itself was average. Also, rent free.
Still have that Taker logo in my car
>Not having Bray come out right now
>Not having Bray destroy Undertaker
>Not doing Bray Taker at Slam where Bray goes over
mmmmmmm
bad ass
>Rick O Shea
Who writes out words like this? Its stupid and you're stupid for doing it.
>wanting any of that
>Undertaker still wrestling
>In a tag team match to not get super gassed
>Still gets gassed
>Still takes bumps that he doesn't need to be taking at his age (coast to coast into a trash bin)
>Still receiving the praise for a gimmick that by all logic is a joke from a bygone era
How Yea Forums? How is Taker still a semi-goat?
"the man"
worst gimmick ever
worse than taskmaster
What happened, lads? I was jacking off to Daisy Haze and missed the whole match
STEVE-O I PICKED BEX AND SETH AND SAMOA JOE. WHAT HAPPENED WHY DOES IT SAY BOTH. PLEASE FIX.
SHIV LIV THINKS BECKY ROLLINS AND JOE WILL WIN
>possible Bray run it
I doubt that it will happen, but this is literally the only other interesting thing that could happen during this PPV.
this interview bitch is useless
Prime undertaker would have had the strength/power to adjust instead of dropping him. Cope more.
That was the zero dimes Evolve show last night
What is up with all these great camera angles? Is there a new director or something?
>Becky Cringe and Seff
RATINGS BTFO
Smarks are so dumb
If Undertaker can teleport behind you and summon lighting, why doesn't he do it during the match?
Aewtistic SPASMING intensifies ***glurrhhg*** needs flippy shitt ***hlkrggg** Transgenders
Taker is gonna job to Drew at mania
apologize
DUDE
WE'RE A COUPLE
LMAO
can't wait for Lacey to cuck Becky
this is fucking CRINGE, Seth needs to blow his fucking brains out
Wait it already started? Fuck has Bobbo vs Braun happened yet?
CRINGE
They haven't done this for years
Seth would be over if he just dropped an n bomb here and there (nigga not nigger)
STEVE-O I AM GOING FOR THE CLEAN SWEEP I DONT WANT A POLL ERROR THAT I PICKED ROLLIN BECKY AND JOE
>thinking the coast to coast with a gimmick garbage can to take all the impact is a bump
Its only a bump for shanes body you mark, takers just taking a breather there.
Because it is genuinely fun and shows that spots are like 5% of what makes wrestling enjoyable.
Gonna mute this cringe
force those simps to take acting lessons for Christ sake
marks sperged out over a mediocre match
>Seth going for the cheap face pop
>Uses the Liberty bell crack in a good way
Okay Seth, you are not a good face but that made me kek
Holy shit, even two have brought this show a to a screeching halt.
So apparently WWE changed their PPV start times to 7pm starting at Money in the Bank last year.
Mmmmmmm
Cringe
Just the Taker match
Too late
guys my aunt just walked by my door naked with a towel on, what do I do?
already happened
shit was BASED
this
undercringe wouldn't cut it on the G1
>awesome match
>crowd is hype
>heat is immediately doused with a nightmare cringe sethetty and The MAN segment
just kill these writers already
>greatest superstars
>Diesel
>Christian
>RAW reunion
holy fucking desperation
I'm sure flippy ricochet and tranny becky will be along to kill the buyrate shortly
I Just read the article, they started at Money in the bank 2018.
suck those titties
SAY YEAH
>raw reunion
They are desperate for ratings.
Come see all the old fucks at RAW reunion!
Was Seff trying to be charismatic? It was awful
Shame, was one the matches i wanted to watch. Hope Bobbo goes over to make this PPV worth it.
oof
Corbin will save us.
He told me hes shooting on rollins tonight to win the belt.
>Raw Reunion
Duke The Dumpster Droese better be there.
Mmmmm wouldn't wanna Miss me some WWE
What, you don't want to pay $800 for Brother Love to come out and wave?
>greatest superstars
>santino
WHO-SO?
DOWN SINCE
BLEACHED ANUS
revival vs usos
>time to pee and make a sandwich
ALFALFA AND SPANKY NIGGA
Are they about to wrestle in joggers?
Is Always Pounding Ass a top guy thing?
>she's the new Steve Austin because her opponents knock her unconscious all the time!! xD
>from Trish Stratus to Becky
what happened to the womens division?
ITS NOT TOO LATE HIS POLL FUCKED UP I PICKED ROLLINS BECKY AND JOE. THE MATCHES ARENT ON YET. I GOT A GOOD FEELING ABOUR MY PREDICTIONS. UNLESS THE USOS BTFO ME.
SHIV LIV
JOE ROLLINS BECKY
lmao the revival hiding the homoerotic part of their shirts
Is The Man's boyfriend gay?
BUT THE RASCALZ ARE IN IMPACT
Seth had never any charisma, he only worked as an EdgeHHH chickenshit heel because that's the fucking easiest gimmick imaginable.
I told you faggots that Undertaker can still wrestle. He truly is the G.O.A.T.
Wait, so Kevin Nash will be in raw tomorrow?
NEW
>7 time champs
for fucks sake get more teams
bullet chess in between matches is great fun
>would have been wrestling in the womxn’s division in aew
Santina was ahead of his time
I just can't help but think that Tama Tonga would murder all four of these guys in a shoot.
That's a yikes
Next week
>Raw Reunion
The fuck is this? Some dumb shit they made up because there's no Raw 25 or Smackdown 1000 excuses this year?
but he is the nice bad guy
>Usos/Revival for the millionth time
How am I supposed to be hype
stream it nerd so i can watch
Haku would murder all five of them without breaking a sweat.
How long does it take to replace an announcer table?
>Usos/Revival on endless repeat because the rest of Raw's tag division was moved to the 24/7 goose chase squad
Holy fuck is Renee awful
because it's the first time on ppv
Yawn
Was it funny awful like Taker/Jewberg or just regular awful? I want to know if it's worth watching.
It was a good match, period.
It wasn't. He's just a seething aewtist. It was actually good.
It was entertaining and the crowd was hype
It was pretty good you idiot.
gay
I see Matt Hardy but I wonder where Jeff is? I mean he posted bail so why isnt he there?